Would you agree? Personally, I would replace the pizza with weed

Would you agree? Personally, I would replace the pizza with weed.

A pizza is one meal. You would need at least 3 for it to be a day.

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I don't understand the obsession with Harry Potter by Millennials

Replace Harry Potter with LOTR

Here for the dude with the pasta

Inb4 perhaps the dice was cast

reddit weather gay tent etc etc

Personally I would replace your weed with a GODDAMN JOB APPLICATION YOU HIPPY COMMIE FUCKERCLOWN >:-(

You cunt. I was just searching for that.

Fuck off dad.

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>eating greasy food in bed
>eating in bed to begin with
>watching Harry Potter

No, this is all wrong.

>weed

kys dumb criminal stoner

DUDEEEE

It's funny every time.

Leftists are children

Does anyone else think Harry Potter has been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

No I do not.

What did you say to me you lil bitch?

>that weak ass intro
Literally but literally kys

>perfect day
>it's clearly nighttime

>reddit weather

no thanks

Fuck off, junkie. Weed makes people unhealthy, angry, delirious. Look how Syd Barrett turned out.

t. land whale

>reddit weather

>Reddit weather

What the fuck does that even mean?

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Rainy day is reddit as fuck, Sup Forums is a starry night

>starry night
I gazed into your eyes and knew that you were my nigger.

>reddit weather

So you can go glaze into each other's eyes and giggle about when the narwhal bacons?

Get that faggoty Reddit shit out of here.

Butthurt rainfag detected.

Rain is gay as starry nights. You're just too much of a faggot to realize it's the same thing.

Swan Song poster, here. Get rid of it. It corrupts the narrative.

Are you a sunnigger or a cloudybro?