/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Leaks Oil Edition

>Car launch dates:
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
Red Bull RB14 - EXPOSED
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - EXPOSED
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

>Bahamas status
Bumlicker

>News:
Ricciardo crashed the RB14 already

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youtu.be/dGobWIV1xcg
youtube.com/watch?v=ib5TznUvbso
twitter.com/seanbulldesign/status/965923648975654912
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Renault launch:

Time:
timeanddate.com/s/3fd7

Countdown:
timeanddate.com/s/3fd6

EZmode:
1 bong 30 bings from now

ricciardo bless

/indy/

Are they team mates??

>he actually spammed F5 on the catalog for over 5 minutes to post his gimmick first
>and failed

Imagine having no life.
Sad.

@81770807
>he actually replied to his own thread with information that he couldve put in the op just to get the first post
LOL!

youtu.be/dGobWIV1xcg

Nah just similar paint schemes

that was the second time in recent racing history that I thought that somebody might end up dead while it was happening.
the other time being Alonso in Austalia.

How many points for Sauber this year?
For me it's 9

We'll guess I'm stayin up till 4am then

For me, it was Nick Heidfeld in the first formula e race. Also the last formula e race I watched.

>Crashing his car on the first day of testing
>Can't drive in the wet with it
Care to explain how he's not exposed?

reminder that literally anyone can and will crash when there's an ocean of water beneath their tires at a corner, especially in an unfamiliar car
some even do it in the straights
vid related
youtube.com/watch?v=ib5TznUvbso

>literally anyone
>even grosjean

Wasn't even in testing, it was just a "filming day" they use for gently shaking down the car.

>not even pushing hard
>crash

Why do all your cartoon images have poo on their faces?

25 minutes nigga

>white
>not cream
why

>wanting your car to be the same colour as a prosthetic limb, or an old cum rag.

>shit and get your face
>The smell
>love it so much I can taste it
>Youre shit
>slick shit
>gotta sniff it
>Chew it

Well... it seems Freud was right.

>cum
what the fuck have you been eating

>using a cum rag

Came in my pants a little to be honest lads

direct all concerns to 50 cent

>Get small aquaplaning
>Recover
>Accelerate even more
>Spin and crash

Is Grosjean, dare I say it, a literal retard frog?

>implying dark red and cream isn't a GOAT combo

Reminder that the Bahamian wrote a rap song with a hidden subtext about his love of poo.

sauber really had potential to be most kino car and it fucked up

RENAULT GOT BLACKED. again

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>No white
Shit

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Is this last year's car with halo and the currenr livery?

Looks bretty gud desu

The new Renault is quite sleek, but they better hope there will be a lot of of races on soft this year.

>be renault
>2017: people loved the yellow, but let's add more black anyway
>people hate the black
>2018: maybe there wasn't enough black? Let's add more

The triclolour on the urethra is a nice touch, as is the black piping down the shaft.

Pirelli might double down with their Hypersoft meme compounds

>Toyota officially stating that Mana was brilliant and that she has changed their view on race queens and that they will all be like her in future

Literally best girl

>big sidepods

RedBull confirmed for future overheat problems

What is the halo for again?

How long is the hypersoft supposed to even last? Like 10 laps?

sorry Renault but if this is all you got you might as well leave the sport for good

I can tell you've never had a cum rag

t. someone with a cum rag (towel) that I've cum on almost every time I've jerked off while home for the past 3-4 years. It gets yellow/orange and crusty over time.

That's what I'm saying. Anybody seen some difference from last year? I'm having a hard time to see one.

my thoughts too, or they did a (2017) red bull and made a very basic car

don't they sell paper towels in binland? disgusting fuck

Such is French culture

Biggest disappointment so far desu, back to fapping to the sauber

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Do you think they will return to perform like when BMW title sponsored sauber?

>Ricciardo already EXPOSED before official testing even begins
Who's next?

make the nose black with some like yellow stripes like in the rear and you have a great livery

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ALONSLOW

I miss blue renaults

he just parked the car

Yeah, this doesn't quite look different coming from last year's car.

They could have also just did Yellow/White too.

What are the chances of CUM IN KARTS for this season?

>I miss blue renaults
that was because of Elf sponsoring

same

no it was because of Mild Seven

I miss when having a dart on the grid and in the car was still acceptable.

has there been a statement from renault? I'm pretty sure that it is just a livery launch. This isn't even an evolution of the 2017 car, they just took the same car and added the halo.

there's no new car, the whole budget went for the livery

It's a different yellow and there's more on the front end though. Renault will be strong in a couple of years not this year.

probably my favorite car with the 2006 Ferrari

great webm senpai

also the sauber would of been goat with some red oon the front end, dissapointed desu, it was the one i was looking forward to.

>tfw no reveals tomorrow

>wanting someone else to be exposed because your wet dream fucked up in a media day

This is Ric's time as you like to say

maybe you can reveal your bumhole to /f1/ to fill the gap.

For what purpose?

well he wants a reveal.

thats pretty gay

And you want to see his butthole, would you lick it? Pretty weird post

dicks are gay, bumholes are not.

suggestion, simmo. No I would not and no it isn't.

less and less yellow
Sad !

Most disappointing reveal yet

this
black and yellow are my favourite colours and also colour combination but theyre just swamping away all the yellow
this one is almost decent but I fear what next season will look like if current trends continue
really wish theyd get some yellow on the sides, for fucks sake

Those sidepods look really small

yeah the 2016 was the best imo
but the 2017 had a better balance of black an yellow
more yellow on the side and on the engine cover wouldn't hurt
they could do the same pattern they had in black on the 2016 livery
maybe their aiming to do the same the lotus

They look small from that angle because they're stepped

such a beautiful red

any 1440p images yet??

Lots of high resolution pictures in the last thread.
I'm phoneposting atm so I can't repost.
>tfw your ISP's backhaul provider does statewide maintenance overnight to keep the normies happy, but screws over the neets

Why are they so fucking ugly god fucking damnit

Can you tell your dictator to bring back the Turkish GP?

You know that helmet is designed by Sean Bull right? TOP LMAO

twitter.com/seanbulldesign/status/965923648975654912

Why is she leaving?

>telling a dictator what to do
not sure if you know how that works, friend

arabian bun in her oven.

She's married a guy from Dubai and couldn't announce it under contract.

She is also pregnant.

>be Renault
>paint last year's car and put a halo on it
>forget to photoshop the background behind the rear wing
>drivers visibly dissatisfied
how much do you want to bet they'll finish behind toro hondo this year

>>forget to photoshop the background behind the rear wing
pffftohonononono

I swear Sauber hasn't had an interesting livery since 2005 in the old Petronas days; for reference, you had Jacques Villeneuve and Massa driving for them back then.

>uglier shade of yellow
>more black

If their livery designers reflect the work done on the engine I can’t wait to see how butthurt red bull and McLaren are going to be

its a better shade of yellow though

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yes i like it more too, it's more screaming, like a dense highlighting marker

Another year without a podium for Hulk confirmed. What a half-assed attempt.