YLYL (actually funny memes)
YLYL (actually funny memes)
I don't think people outside of SA are gonna know what a braai is mate.
What is
Dutch know, as you culturally appropriated Dutch words
bbq.
he's a noob for using gas and not charcoal i presume
did you just make a south african joke with two white people in it? Are you living in 1950 or something? Only niggers left in SA.
I am a Saffer living in Ireland.
A lot of Irish know what a braai is. A huge percentage have been to SA on holiday,
PS - How is the kaffer regime going? I hear there is no power and the Soweto zombie apocalypse is near
South African sense of humour is only slightly above Indian level. Both are absolutely shit tier
I don't understand why there are some many whites left.. i'd leave in a heartbeat fuck that nigger monkey shithole
The only whites left are those that cannot leave. Young blond Afrikaans girls are the new Brazilians in Europe. Well do anything for a passport
How the fuck can you culturally appropriate your own language?
It's not yours it's Dutch!! Have you ever spoken to an afrikaner? They think they invented the whole goddamn language while it's just dutch and they won't give it any credit.. they be like: yea it's a mixture of dutch english german and french.. No it's not.. fuckin kolkhoz farm dipshits
Die kaffer op sy plek
You fucks are the noobs. Use gas so you can taste the meat, not the heat.
Speaking of kaffers, how is it going with those farm atacks?
why did I lose to this?
Well the original people who came to South Africa were dutch you dumb fuck. Linguistically Afrikaans is closer to old dutch than modern dutch is today.
It's a fucking fact that it's a mixture of german, french and Portuguese.
Did you expect the dutch VOC to come to Africa and just say lol no dont speak use sign language.
What is your opinion on American English and British English and low german and high german?
Actually over 4 million white people left in SA
demographic matters
actually i use gas.
just can't be bothered to wait more than an hour to begin.
Lost.
Why are you still in SA? Waiting for something to miraculously turn around decades of decay?
The blacks will drive it into the dirt and then blame the whites.
You will be slaughtered
Thread Is dead
Would love to know where you are from cunt, probably a german
kill it more, dare you
Why couldn't the bitch have just grabbed the watch like he said? It was on the kangaroo!
He says after moving to some european shit hole full of muslims. Really makes me think
Nice bait
get to killing your local nigger
No it was portugese first you retard, dutch came later and yes afrikaans is mostly dutch, there are few words of english or portugese origin in it and most english words were introduced much later. Yes every language developes further, it takes aboit 250 years for a new dialect and about 500 years to transform a language.. afrikaans sound like hoog-hollands spoken by a retard kolkhoz farmer
Yeah just like every single white person was murdered in Rhodesia right you dumb fuck? Go to some of the white suburbs still thriving in Botswana, you think the banks and large businesses are black owned and run.
I'm not a farmer and I live in a city that is almost 60% white. Let me give you a hint it's easier to do business in africa than in countries with established businesses.
I also get to live a really, really high standard of living which I would not be able to afford in a western country without being old money rich.
Please describe a typical day.
O so the Portuguese who stopped in mosselbaai started a outpost and imported Portuguese vryburgers? Also by your own metrics how long have the "dutch" been living in South Africa you fucking idiot lol
Post more ylyl shit, SA isn't funny.. it's full of niggers and goofballs
Your farm IQ prevents your thinking beyond your nigger cabage patch.. these afrikaners are still dutch you fucknob
No manual labor or cleaning. Live in maids and gardeners with a extremely well maintained large garden and swimming pool. Spotless house even after partying to 3 am, wake up to a clean house.
My IQ has formally been tested at 148 also not a farmer.
Will you all shut up you insecure faggots, this is a YLYL thread not a defend my autism thread jesus fuck
She knew how much he valued that watch, and at times she felt like he loved it more than her. Running away, starting a new, it was her chance to have him leave it behind and focus all of his love towards her.
Then you should understand that claiming to have invented a language and a culture while it's been imported is a bit farfetched
I thought this was a giant Guinea pig at first glance.
What a selfish fucking cunt. She couldn't let him have the one thing that connected him to his fucking father? The man who gave him life?!
If she wasn't so goddamn hot...
Who's this?
Image title
Emma Watson
Thought for a sec... That's not sir gaga
No, it's Harvey!
Emma has been fucked by so many old Jews it isn't even funny.
It's not supposed to be funny. Google "Emma Watson Harvey".
I never claimed we invented the language. Also tell me how long the dutch have settled in Africa then tell me your little stats about 250 and 500 years again.
Also tell me how when the dutch cape colony was about 80 000 strong the influx of 35 000 germans and french Huguenots had no bearing on culture and language and how inter-marriage between different cultures isolated from mainland europe kept the settlers and their offspring purely dutch?
While your at it explain the "ik ben Afrikander" movement more than 200 years ago and why it was important?
Bullshit. Post pic with timestamp to prove it.
It's literally how middle class white south africans live. What do you want a timestamp of?
Lol these are hilarious
Wife bad "how I loathe this she-beast"
filename kek
lost
The only thing is we have high walls and electric fencing. Dont believe everything you read on Sup Forums. Being a farmer is high risk though and I know of families who have been attacked.
I had this book
Yea hasn't been 500 years yet, afrikaans is a dutch dialect at most, all those intermarriges are fun but they didn't change language that much, it's still dutch.. afrikaner movement wasn't important, holland couldn't fight french or english and redcoats took over SA so whitey thought: yea fuck dutch i'm african now.. right..
That file name Jesus
if snolic can run faster than the speed of sound he can surely dodge that
bitch is like yeah uncle dave it wasn't funny last thanksgiving or the one before i'm 28 ok?
When jesus' too lazy to take the wheel
aaaw
Paki Hagrid
Clever doggo. Good doggo.
Lost
Proper kek
That fucking file name
in a couple of days of pajeets shitting the moon it will be fertilized and plants will start to grow
Lmfao, is there a name for these. They have me dying everytime.
lost
but can your chair make this