>whole life beta, an unworthy robot
>finally found the love of my life, the most beautiful being I've ever seen
>spent all my money for us to go on a vacation, going to ask her to marry me.. moms spaghetti
>on the beach, I ask her, she says yes... If I die now I have lived the most beautiful day
>hear hurka durka.. Allahu AKBAR BOOM BOOM, albanian terrorist kebab killing her infront of my eyes
>I survive
>decide to end them all...
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This movie got me so fucking hyped
How short is that manlet?
Look at those proportions
wtf i thought he got vanilla sky'd?
>white man as protagonist
>"waaah dropped"
5'10''
>movie title is American _______
Looks dope. I've always liked the actor.
The average person is 7 1/2 heads tall
This guy is only 6
The ideal is 8 heads tall. He's 2 full heads shorter than the ideal
This looks fucking great. Dylan O'Brien not playing 'tumblr fandom eye Candy's brought me in, Keaton sealed the deal.
Where do I apply for assassin training?
this movie is dangerously racist and needs to be banned europe needs to learn to live with attacks this will only stoke up anti-Islamic sentiments europe is for everyone there needs to be loads more immigration and people are quick to forget about the crusades and the spanish expedition christians are just as bad ugh I literally cant even right now
Albania, get your gf raped and killed while you cuck on your 'islamicgyros' is all it takes to get that edge for an american operative training
>that opening scene on the beach
Jesus this looks like shit.
>american measurements
I cant take manlets seriously
I could pick this guy up and rip him in half.
Greek actually, you literal pleb
I'm 1 inch shorter than 8 heads tall
You best be getting /fit/ or it's all wasted
Yeah, except even they moved on from that shit a gorillion years ago.
Thats what a durkha durk would say
>ISIS OUT MY BOARD!!!
Not really.
We still use their ideals in art today
A heroic character will be 8+ heads tall
It just feels right
Younger characters have bigger heads proportionally
I thought this guy had a accident on the set of the maze and was dead or something
>hollywood schlock
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I'd do the same thing if they took the princess of Mars from me
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The sad part is I'm not sure your even joking....
This looks great! I am very hyped for this, I think I might even buy the book.
how new are you