Anyone else want to kick this fuck in the face? It would feel so good

Anyone else want to kick this fuck in the face? It would feel so good...

Warwick is too based.

wasnt he the one who went out of his way to find another dwarf to marry, specifically to make sure his kids are dwarves too? fuck this guy

He played an Ewok. That isnt based, its treason

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That nigga was Willow. Who the fuck are you?

>be dwarf
>marry other dwarf
>purposely do it to have kids with 100% chance of being dwarfs
>say you want your kids to be dwarfs

This is somehow 100% legal. Even though dwarfism sufferers have decades of pain and other defects. Scum.

Fuck you based warwick is based. This nigglet is like 42% of my childhood. From wickett to willow to the leprechaun.

Kinda cool though, if enough dwarves did this for long enough they could start their own legitimate dwarf race, and over time the major health issues associated would be ironed out

>>be dwarf
>>marry other dwarf

What other chance does this guy have ?

Her body is really good though

How is this any different than going out of your way to marry someone with the same skin color as you?

>and over time the major health issues associated would be ironed out

why

This. Purposefully having kids to make sure they have dwarfism isn't considered child abuse. But this is Bongland, isn't it? Where you can do whatever the fuck you want if you can twist it to toe the liberal 1984 line. Nuke UK already, America, it's not worth seeing the world champ get like this.

Weirdos

Top tier waifu

>going out of your way
>doing the right thing

Unhealthy dwarves would die before they reproduce so only the healthy phenotypes and the genes associated with them are propogated

>This is a 10/10 in the UK

he was so impossibly likeable in Willow... you guys are assholes

He knows what being a dwarf is like but he lives in the UK where healthcare is free. So why should he care about the money spent on treatment and pain relief for his kids? Why should he care when the UK is designed specifically to give people like him bonuses in life. He is disgusting; he should fuck off and kill himself.

Look up the side-affects to being a dwarf and then Google "Child Abuse Laws". Then google the side-affects for being a different skin colour in terms of health.

What if he opens his mouth and clenches in a fraction of a second his prosthetic titanium teeth around your kneecap, shattering the bone as the loud snap of his jaw becomes one with the loud crack of your knee being destroyed?

But that panel was bona fide excrement

He was a whiny baby on An Idiot Abroad. Pretty much told me everything I needed to know about him

Hollywood is a satanic sect.

Using bizarre monsters and raping children.

he also married someone with a different kind of dwarfism so his kids are double fucked

I now want to twist his head like a beyblade and RRRRRRIP

>Being short is abuse

>he unironically believes "being short" is the only problem dwarfism causes

neck yourself

>tfw you lived log enough to dwarves start their own race

This. He ruined that whole season. I don't understand why they brought him into it.

> bitching at Karl for going to a dwarf village
> bitching about climbing stairs
> bitches about everything

Fuck him

Are we supposed to stop letting bulldogs breed because they have short lifespans filled with respiratory issues?

Yes

>Come at me, cuck.

yes?

fascist

His kids are rich, they'll have better lives than any of us

nice argument you fucking faggot

No. Unhealthy midgets get medical treatment to extend their miserable lives and make more mutants.

We live in a dysgenic world.

I want to pick him up and carry him around like a baby

i'd rather be homeless than be a fucking midget that can barely walk and will live 2/3rds of his life in constant pain

I find if truly amazing that so many of you have no health or mental problems. All your political views align with the greater good as well? Fucking superb

mini me from austin powers is literally in a porno movie with a regular sized woman

kys for not knowin this faggot

They can just buy a head transplant in a few decades into a random homeless mans body

t. scorned EU garlic breath cuck

Cry me some more pretty tears please

Is that how it works? I thought dwarfism wasn't genetic. Didn't that dwarf couple with the reality show have normal children?

My gut feeling says he'd probably beat you up, you fat neckbeard faggot.

This

This is retarded. The same genes that cause dwarfism are often pleiotropic and cause way more than just shortness. You'd never be able to iron out those issues without a novel mutation that makes up for those effects. Most dwarves have a host of visceral diseases that are only regulated through high maintenance medical intervention.

>My bizarre fetish is real life

I don't have any medical conditions besides minor allergies. If I had a congenital disease I would not have children. Only the shallow end of the genetic pool gets mad about the concept about not having kids and forcing your known and degenerative illnesses onto your own kids. That's fucked up, just let it die with you, you dumb, maladapted troglodyte.

fpbp

Dwarfism is almost entirely genetic, dipshit.

At least they're not niggers.

>I thought dwarfism wasn't genetic.
Why would you think that? What else would cause it?

>muh genetic purity!
You're never going to pass on your genes btw

He was a kid when he played an Ewok.

Tell any pre-teen kid during Star Wars's prime that he would get to play a cannibal bear in Star Wars (following Empire Strikes Back), and any kid would've jumped at the chance

Already had 1 knee cap ripped off. Don't feel like going through that shit again.

>Anyone else want to kick this fuck in the face? It would feel so good...

That's a low blow, user.

this
i love this dude
Lep in da hood 4 life

I'm strangely attracted to his daughter.

god

I want to punt that uppity midget from game of thrones.

This is what Hitler died trying to prevent.

Do you think Peter Dinklage would see himself as above roles like goblins, imps, elves, dwarves, etc. now that he has been in films where his height wasn't a focus of his character? Do you think that an actor like him needs to break free of these kinds of roles or do you think that you should just keep taking these if the money is good? Would Dinklage look down on someone like Warwick Davis now that he is best mates with normal sized actors like the guy from Robson and Jerome and even extra-normal sized actors like Melissa McCarthy? Are Warwick Davis's standards too low?

Would Dinklage resent the accusation that he stole someone's tiny thunder? Is there room in Hollywood for multiple pint sized performers?

uh, he didnt.

He was working on a film with her father (and now life long business partner in the only dwarf only talent agency, of which he takes 0 roles offered through said agency) and when she visited her father on set, they became friends and it lead to dating a few months later.

Jaws?

I wasn't Willow. Enough of an achievement already.

Do you think pic related hates Peter Dinklage for stealing his tiny thunder? He was the go to guy when you needed someone pintsized (or 568 milliliter sized). Now it seems he's been thrown on the scrapheap along with polaroid cameras, VHS and Tamagotchis. Is it reasonable to think that he may be planning a small attack?

It's not genetic. You've never seen a dwarf with regular parents? Retards.

>"Well, it hasn't been easy for you pupper, but be honest, it wasn't so bad in here?"

>"It wasn't all bad.."

>"Exactly. We had some good times."

>"I always hoped this day would come, though."

>"I know. I'm happy for you, really."

>"Your day will come too, hang in there."

>"Sigh. I don't think so pupper. Nobody wants an old Alsatian like me. They think I'm violent."

>"It could happen.."

>"People who need an Alsatian probably want to train it from birth. They wouldn't trust me. I don't mind though. As I said, it ain't so bad in here."

>"No dog should have to stay in a place like this. It makes me so sad."

>"Stop getting all melodramatic on me. You get to go to a nice family. Make the most of your chance!"

>"I promise I won't forget you. I can't wait to meet my family. I'll be the most loyal dog ever."

>"I think they're coming in now. Goodbye pupper, best of luck!"

>"Bye buddy. Give one to that Irish Wolfhound for me!"
*
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>*Door opens*

>"Warwick, look! Cage 34, there he is! Oh my god, he's adorable!"
*
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>"Wait, what? What is this? Where's my family?"

>"I think that is your family pupper."

>"What the fuck, why are there goblins coming for me? I thought humans were coming?"

>"I thought so too, but it's not that bad, pupper."

>"For fucksake I'm not going home with them. Christ, the shame. Look at the smallest one. Like Joe 90 got hit by a shrink ray. I'd rather be put to sleep."

>"Goodbye pupper."

>"No. Please no, I've changed my mind. I want to stay. No, put me down! Unhand me you freak. Help me, please no!"
*
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>"Aw, Warwick look at him bark, I think he's pleased to see you!"

What happened to Vanilla Sky?

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But you will because you're a celebrity trip. Do the planet a favour please.

A random mutation?

You leave willow alone!

Dinklage is handsome in contrast to Davis. He's been playing non-dwarf roles for the better part of almost two decades. So yeah, I think he ain't going back.

Hitler died trying to prevent himself and his dumb slut of a wife (but mainly himself) being carried off to Russia as exhibits. The mongoloid Slav muzhiks would have found the symptoms of Parkinson's disease he exhibited a proper hoot.

based cruise always delivers amirite cruisebros

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

>that girl
is this shit real

Hi, Ricky.

of course, lad

>incest is illegal in loads of places with the justification that the children would stand a greater risk of genetic problems, to have a scientific reason for the illegality
>midgets get to breed all they want

Bugs the shit out of me that they're not ruled the same, along with all the other people with a high chance of having children with some genetic defect. I bet once screening out genetic defects become a commonplace thing midgets will campaign against it, along with those people who are born deaf and refuse to give their kid the chance of hearing.

Na, warwick has gone out of his way to make sure the dwarf community is well represented in films.

Hes not even a dwarf in the common sense, as he has pondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita while almost every dwarf is achondroplasia. His cant be passed on through genetics, as while its in the 'dwarf' family, its not like it in any real way. Basically, hes gods hiccup.

Random mutations and genetic hereditability are not mutually exclusive concepts, retards. Dwarfism can be caused by a random defect, a mutation, but once a person has that defect, it will be genetically passed along to the person's children at a high rate.

Some kinds of dwarfism are not hereditary though, I have no idea what kind Warwick Davies has.

Little People, Big World was a shit show

>tfw picked easy mode race at character generation
>tfw fucked up by training wizardry

>His cant be passed on through genetics
have you not seen his fucking son? he has the same fucked up legs as warwick

his wife is a dwarf, but she's at least a normal looking dorf. Both of Warwicks kids are fucking deformed, mate. Just like Warwick.

Vince Gillighan does great camera work. I would never have imagined Chuck was a midget irl

It took me a second to realise what was really off about her, beyond the eyes.

She doesn't have dwarf arms. She's got regular arms on a more-fucked-up-than-normal dwarf body, making them reach down below her knees.

I didn't even know you got dwarves with regular arms.

how exactly can Peter Dinklage, a dwarf, play "non-dwarf roles"?? Like he has any roles where he got the role where a normal heigh person would be considered for the same role? Any film where they go out of their way not to mention or make a point out of the fact that hes like 3 feet tall would be laughable.

>be dwarf
>marry normal woman
>get dwarf kids because genes
>Sup Forums rees at you for stealing a normal woman from them

can't win

He did a fine job in DoFP

Days of future past? I think they got around the issue with class

But whos going to tech them smithcraft and mining?

Him and his wife don't even have the same dwarfism condition so it's a complete lottery if their children survive. They've had several children die immediately after birth. He's a selfish cunt.

Its literally her genetics doing it.

I never felt like Death At A Funeral was written explicitly with a dwarf in mind, more like they just added some of the midget stuff after he was cast.

I might be wrong, though.

Death At A Funeral

His character could have been normal sized, his height wasn't a plot point.

>Bugs the shit out of me that they're not ruled the same, along with all the other people with a high chance of having children with some genetic defect.

well your parents got away with it. whoever they were
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