Alright son, it's time to choose

>Alright son, it's time to choose.
>Three years in jail, or cannon fodder in Iran?

Gee, lemme think about that, colonel.

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I served 8 years active duty. I'd do it again if I could. Man up, don't be such a pussy!

Already in. Don't be a bitch, user. Do your patriotic duty and serve your country. This one is actually worth fighting.

yeh die for the kikes!

Oh no we killed i sandnigger its the end of the world. I say take fags like you drop them in now. Fucking bitches.

Found the bootlickers. That wasn't hard at all.

I have money, I'm fine

>Go to prison
>Kill sandniggers

Yeah, real hard choice there LOL

Too old to serve now, but would gladly sign up for a chance to die

>My mommy and daddy have money
Fixed

I'm too old for the draft user.

>patriotic duty and serve your country
To help billionaires to get even more money.
Awesome. You are a real hero.

Underage b&

You can kill yourself at home for free, user. Then you'll be an hero!

Fuck this country. I don't fight for the orange one

Already served 10 years active.
Would not recommend it to anyone, even if we don't do war.

Not an American, not my problem.

It's 2020 wars are fought with drones not boots on ground.

They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor. 'Muricuh!

>cannon fodder in Iran
Screeching libtard for 3 years, 5 to go.

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No you fight for the black one.

Good luck getting Congress to reinstate to draft. No way Dems will vote for this.

Lets get rid of T r u m p

Lol I'm transgender, physically unwell, and mentally unfit to serve so y'all have fun getting shot at by brown people for a fat old man's attempt to avoid impeachment.

Let's follow presidential example and grow bone spurs

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Must be really fucking nice.

>get shot and die a slow death.

Well. Now that I’m reading stuff on this thread, it’ll be a good way to remove tumors that should die anyways. Come on guys, the more the merrier.

What fucking moron signs up for the army in 2020? Or would willingly be drafted for that matter

2200 dead in Afghanistan and almost 4500 in Iraq would argue if they could.

those were almost 20 years ago. imagine comparing Vietnam with WW2

Good for you son. Stand tall.

Nobody will be going to Iran lol

>willingly
>implying you have a choice

have fun in prison with tyrone

there will be no war. you can go back to enjoying your double soy latte with a side of soy

>Trolling the government by forcing them to feed me, house me, and clothe me for the duration of the war.
>All the while disobeying guard's orders and causing strain on an already strained system.

Don't mind if I do.

Period

>All the while disobeying guard's orders and causing strain on an already strained system.
>Get court marshaled and thrown in a military prison

You need to be 18 for this site btw

I found the weak, bleeding heart faggot. That wasn't very hard.

>>All the while disobeying guard's orders and causing strain on an already strained system.
you do realize they can line you up against a wall and shoot you if you become too much a nuisance in wartime, right? it's called mutiny

I'd rather kill Muslims

And you need to be 21 to drink and smoke. What kind of fucking country is this?

>21 to drink and smoke
god bless ronald reagan, right?

>get drafted
>oops im in college
>but even if i wasnt...
>tell doc that I smoke weed every day
>tell doc that I take anti-anxiety medication
oh look im completely safe

you forgot estrogen sprinkles

No he doesn't realize that, because he's a dumbass kid who thinks he can ignore orders in the military like he does his parents

lmao you fought for nothing, bud

so what if is parents have money? quit whining bitch boy.

have fun killing kids, watching your fellow soldiers die and your lifelong battle with ptsd. I am sure the suits appreciate your sacrifice.
I'll enjoy my prison hooch with tyrone

3years or die making the world worse. Canada it would be.

>lmao you fought for nothing, bud

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>tfw when over 26
lol all these little fruits itt are screwed. Time to put all of that vidya experience to use, boys!

>Drop down and give me 20
No.

See how easy that was?

By the time it was all over, did you only feel used?

>have fun killing kids, watching your fellow soldiers die and your lifelong battle with ptsd. I am sure the suits appreciate your sacrifice.
>I'll enjoy my prison hooch with tyrone

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Settle down, buddy. Hey you're a big bad veteran, right??

>disobeying
The guards control your access to food and medication.
On a good day you're already causing them emotional distress by being babysitters of criminal scum.
3 years of that.. sure buddy.

lol stfu you stupid child, adults are talking

Again, since it's obvious you have fucking autism, you get court marshaled and imprison if you disobey orders in the military. What are you not getting about this? You can't just say "lol no" like you do to your mommy when she tells you to clean your room.

Assuming Canada would take your ass considering the kind of shit President Donald Duck got us into.

Better hide in a lean-to in the Cascades.

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Bet

I have a nice ass. No homo.

If they're only drafting men then sue the government for gender discrimination.

It's warfare of a different kind, Desu

>Thinks that's all America stands for

shut the fuck up

By God, that's crazy enough that it just might work.

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>Thinks America is more than just that
Might wanna take your own advice, bud.

>2200 dead in Afghanistan and almost 4500 in Iraq would argue if they could.
user said 2020, not what things were like a decade and more ago.

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Looks like 16 to me from the US last year...

I've been permanently disqualified since 2008, but had been trying to get back in from 2009-2015. Constantly rejected from every recruiting station *because* of my prior-enlistment/separation, which could have easily been waived, but I was told (rather loudly and embarrassingly at one point) that no one 'in these 50 states or Puerto Rico' would "waste their time with" me. So I'm out for good, and while I used to be ashamed of it, I'm glad I won't be cannon fodder in Iran, bleeding out in a ditch for Israel or the U.$.

I wanted back in, and you wouldn't let me. Congratulations, you played yourselves.

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nice adults you are. take some responsibility and protect your country from those who want to leech everything from it. Hint: It's not Iran

yeah but... we want to win?

> i dont support the killing of the general

then you have to sign up for the front lines as he was killing american soldiers.

Are you talking about niggers and spics like AOC? Because we're in the process of doing that

>If they're only drafting men then sue the government for gender discrimination.

That is already working its way through the courts, in lawsuit over having to register for selective service board.

>have a lump?
>Need healthcare?
>Enlist today!
>No more lump tomorrow.

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>staying home playing xbox and smoking weed chilling and relaxing

>going to war, getting paid to die for some rich old farts so they can get more rich

>Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!

Well, what can my country do for me?

>Send you to war, then if you come back, you'll be maimed physically, mentally, or both.

And then what?

>Lol idk, maybe you'll end up in a cardboard box by the side of the road near the dump with a nice meth addiction to help calm your nerves.

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>tried to join in 09
>didn't want me then
>think i'll be in any better shape now
kek yeah right.

But hey, at least Denny's will give you a free meal once a year, and maybe some discounts on things like cars or whatever.

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Oh god, they actually think that is how wars work.
What you are describing isn't a war draft. It's a "let's bully a shithole" draft.

Really? Refusing to be forced to die in a war you dont support, caused by a president you didnt vote for and being shot for this? Thats called mutiny? Sound like a fucked up fascist system sceme to me

If you fuck a Jew, you won't have to blame the Jews for not getting laid.

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Trust me, our professional military doesn't want you.

Ah I see, I was talking to a brainless moron

There will be no war. Even if there were to be one, there would be no draft.

Time for the ALL WOMEN army to take the reigns and prove that women are really equal to men in the military. Let's have a Million Woman march to send only women to fight this war.

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Well those are the people who want to give up the house and steal everybody's money and property. So what is the problem with what I said? Are you upset I said something mean, but factual about your pets?

jail. if enough of us go we can defend ourselves from the rapists, psychos, nazis, beaners and niggers.

>draft meme
No. Aint gonna be a draft nigger. We could wipe irans entire leadership out with reaper drones and xbox controllers.

it is

But that would leave nothing but trans and du--

Ahh, wise.

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the only correct response to being told to die for israel with the threat of imprisonment if you don't

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This guy doesn't understand how anything works but this guy decided to post his stupid opinion anyway, don't be like this guy.

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B-but i am not a US citizen, you can't do this to me!
Don't you have niggers to do that job?

based leaf

>To the induction center, with you!

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The Iranians used their own children to clear minefields.

We don’t have what it takes to win a ground war against Iran.

So there is literally nothing we can do to them beyond needling them with constant airstrikes. (You can’t conquer a country from the air alone, though.)

I don't think you have a firm grasp on politics or reality for that matter

There won’t be a draft. This won’t go beyond airstrikes from us and lots of terror attacks from Iran. Which is bad enough, ofc.

If you’re Republican, you better make sure Trump and Pence are never in the same spot again. Cause if not, one Iranian bomb or missile could put Pelosi in the White House.

plan to nigger