LOL Australia begging for America's help to put out a fire. Why are Australians so fucking retarded?

LOL Australia begging for America's help to put out a fire. Why are Australians so fucking retarded?

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if it can't be fixed with a cruise missile, America is not all that interested

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I don't get it. Just pour water over it.

Why don't they use planes to drop water on the fire and turn on the sprinklers?

lolol nice troll cunce

It's a fucking island
It's LITERALLY surrounded by water
Com'on now

because out traitor politicians sold all of our water to fucking china

This proves Americans are retarded

Drink some beers and Pee on it m8.

smoke from the fires are literally as big as Europe... flames 70m high... wanna see you fuckin yanks try putting that shit out

i know that's why you asked for our help. we'll save you just like we did during WW2 you fucking retard.

australia is really pathetic. they only have like 35 million people and they barely populate the continent and i just read that the fires have cost them 4 billion dollars in a month. we can give the entire US free college for 6 billion a year. 4 billion is a big hit for a nation 1/10 the size of us.

lol, americans refusing to accept that climate change might be real, while their own forests are burning down.

enjoy that, seppos.

Not sure if bait or genuinely mental retardation...

go to school greta

that's because you're a fucking retard

Shut up, Nature Destroyer 6000

Begging is far fetched, retarded is a country with 350 million people that still has people full time that hunt for Bigfoot enjoy your minimum wage gun toting sister fucking country you salty cunt

Lol we never asked for your help.. Your dumb fuck social media society made it look that way and it was offered. It's not like we are some primitive Country, our training and resources are as good as you Yanks! You making this troll thread makes you sound like a fucking retard!

So it is just another uneducated American.

But the schools and sciences agree with her, dumbo.

i hope all of australia burns literally worthless "people"

it's so funny how the lamepeemedia and libginas and the so called whinentific (meant to be scientific) community are blaming this on global warming,,,GLOBAL WARMING I LIVE IN CANADA ITS COLD RIGT NOW YOU FUCKING IDION CUCKS CUCKLOARDS CUCKNCUPS. fuck people are soooo fucking stupid, try and prove it to me righ now that humans have any impact on the hottness of the planted and remember IT'S COLD IN CANADA!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T CARE! IN AMERICA THE SCHOOLS ARE WRONG! THE SCIENCE IS WRONG! IN AMERICA WE ARE RIGHT AND THAT IS COZ WE ARE THE BESTEST AT BEING RIGHT!

>ppplease american celebrities send money

You yanks would walk up to the fire and try to shoot it out...like you tend to do to your school children...and tbh you guys have Iran bombing the shit out of you very soon,so sit down and let us deal with the fires

chin up its not all bad news, not all your nature needs to be saved

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1 degree over average: Worst droughts since WWII, shits on fire, damages for billions of dollars, people leaving their homes, if not dying first.

>Fucking alarmists

people say that global warming is real hahahah bruh i'm in canada right now and it's cold ...explain that ..here's my boomer math equation to debunk global warming:
global warming + name a place where it's currently somewhat cold + ignore anything else they say to you = global warming aint reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.

That's the WORST joke i ever heard, that was NOT funny

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Uuuuhm... ? Antarctica is melting, explain that

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And yet you don't and still have massive debts and a huge budget deficit

bruh BRUH BRRRRRUUUUUUHHHH LIT FAM LIT FAM LIT FAM, it's still cold there idn't id id not? if you want to prove to me that it's hot there go there a live there for 1 year wearing nothing but a t-shirt and some revealing underpanties. do that and maybe i'll agnolege global hotte4ning, maybe

Yes it is, you are just saying that because you don't want peoples to beat you down, you have to accept REALITY

Nuke the fires. Blast from explosion should help

>try to escape the flames
>get eaten by a shark
what a godforsaken shit hole of an island

A man was killed by a shark Sunday while diving near Esperance off the coast of Western Australia state.

No, you are just ashamed to be a part of the global warming, everybody react different on the global warming, but seriously, accept... REALITY

>we can give the entire US free college for 6 billion a year

I chuckled. Enjoy your student debt we don't have.

HAHA bro, i'm in canada right now, it's cold. how can it be global hottening when it's cold, in canada right now? try and explain that gaypeenemedia and libginas and cryentific community and wawamillennials

Yeah... that's the dumb persons fault, humans have to stretch absolutely every limits while playing tough against the nature, pathetic

>fire exists only because of climate change

okay you have a point but explain to me how it can be global HOTTENING HAWT AS IN IT GETTING IN HOT OUT DUR, WHEN IT's cold in Canada right now. right now, it's cold in CNanada therefore globaly hottening aint real and scientists are gay!!!

>we don't have

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Ahhh. We're not even 25 million people.Also, we're not begging any nation than our own (our shit head leaders, the "liberal" party) to do something more than nothing. One of those things is to allow countries to help us combat these fires. Fires the US has never faced, or for that matter, any nation.

I'm just pleased to see that regardless of left/right/fencepost-fiddler political affiliation, the Australian people have kept our proud tradition of chasing fuckwit politicians away from the disaster zones at thong-point.

These suit wearing gumby fucks from the ACT book a private plane, fly down here first class, stay at a fancy hotel, then drive a limousine to the disaster zone after eating a $700 breakfast buffet, just to tell us they understand what we are going through when we are busy pulling our friends charred corpses out of the remains of their destroyed homes.

>global warming + name a place where it's currently somewhat cold + ignore anything else they say to you = global warming aint reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

vs

global warming + name a place where it's currently somewhat warm+ ignore anything else = global warming is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Socialism will save us!

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our fires are bigger than the entire state of California, how would you like to lose a state retards.

OOOK! how many times are you going to say that you live in Canada, global warming is real, Poor you if you don't think it's real

nice falseflag faggot. you left cunts just love falseflag shit huh? pathethic motherfucker.

>you salty cunt
>tp
Sweet cope

stop whining and get back to putting your life at risk for your shitstained community. we do not give a flying fuck about Australia.

Sure kid

bruh... he knows this, he just trolling you bro. And you feeding him bro.

They also de-funded the department responsible for managing our bushfire risk by backburning . Fuckin useless cunts

fucking dramaqueens. get back to work

I don't know, OK, i don't know. I'm just sad for all of the animals that have to die in that fire

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I feel like anyone with this attitude failed geography and doesnt understand how big australia is and what a fucking effort it is to put these fires.

God forbid they ask allies for help. If your house was on fire and your neighbours offered to help would you be yelling "Lol what am I some kind of retard?"

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fuck off cunt. Australians are doing our best, especially without proper government support. Scott Morrison and any of our cabinet ain't Australian, they are all twats that belong in Antarctica.

the people of Australia have always survived as the people, not as the name above our heads. so give our parliamentarian cock jockies the hate, not us.

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yes, foreigners ARE that stupid.

Aaaaaaah, ok, sorry, but he is good at trolling, on a nice way

muh global warming. i don not care. Only countries that will suffer from this are all shitholes and deserve to be wiped out. global warming, nothing technology can not fix

why don't you fucks use some AB-original witchcraft to summon ice beasts to rape the fire into submission. I thought that race of people had a high affinity for wizardry.

That's our ScoMo! Also, those useless brainless bogan cunts who blame the Greens for stopping the backburning, how does a party that holds no power holding seats do.....anything? Fucken Murdoch press brainwashing poor dumbfucks.

>A place where it’s somewhat warm

Earth.

Eh, if we divert to australia few of the over 100 modified c-130 water planes the U.S. air force has to help fight the forest fires, it'd be a good gesture on our part and we have the equipment capable of stopping the fire's spread pretty quickly. given how much we spend on dropping bombs on illiterate niggers in 3rd world countries every month, using some of our hardware to drop water on raging fires would be a more beneficial use of resources.

that is a lazy ass fireman if you ask me

someone needs to explain the bushwankers how to extinguis a litte fire

Australia:
>america is stupid for this
>america is stupid for that
>we are superior in every way
>every wildlife initiative fails entirely and usually does the opposite of intended
>somehow can catch a continent made of entirely rock and dirt on fire.
>halp us USA

australians sure are hot under the collar

No one's asking.

I've seen so many hate threads from Australia about the USA

Let them burn LMAO

>climate change is so bad it made a desert flammable

>without proper government support
Why the hell doesn't the government want to stop their own goddamn country from burning down?

I am a firefighter, is there some kind of program for a foreigner like me coming to help?

just let it burn motherfuckers, judgment day is coming!

Wot? Putting aside the unneeded racism, that statement alone makes no sense. When fires are raging in California, do you think "man the Chumash tribe should use their crazy indian belief powers to put these epic fires out"???

I'm sorry, it's actually unseasonably warm in the Greater Toronto Area right now.

shame australia had to help califags put out a fire not even 10% of the size

whatever happened to "fuck off we're full"? :^)

shut the fuck up retard. you lost a war to emus and now your shithole cuntry is literally going up in flames.
>hnnngg dyyuurrrdgerr
>fyres da US haf nevar faceded
>reeee durrr urererr
fuck you we have faced real shit like WARS. we could put out any fire in hours so lick my balls fuckin foreigner

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American emergency volunteer here. They just paid for our plane ticket. shits about to get fucked.

learn science

Milankovitch cycles
Maunder Minimum
Historic climate trends

Global Warming alarmists will have us fixing the wrong problems

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Your shores are just beginning to erode. People moving up homes on poles. Won’t be long to the lowest laying cities are hit with floods.

how does that not make sense. desert flora is used to extreme heat, yet somehow our desert flora can't take the extreme heat..of...our...desert...heat....?!?!

Why doesn't the USA do something about it's gun problem?
Different question, same answer.

Nice try Russia.

It's literally all fucking over the internet you Aussie fucking autist!!!

Are you mentally ill? This is literally the biggest wildfire.. ever.

That's why almost twice a year your entire West Coast goes up in flames and we have to come bail you out, dumb cunt.

Because all the prime minister cares about is getting votes. He also has zero empathy or sense of human generosity which has led to a completely inappropriate and inconsiderate response consisting of an ad campaign saying "look how much aid we gave to the fire crisis, vote for us plz".

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Lol
If you say so. Al gire has beachfront property

All of these things are baked into the science and are exactly the reason why we know that the current climate trend is nothing like the historic climate trends.

>Actually thinking you know something that climate scientists haven’t already thought of.

"We" didn't lose a war to some flightless fucking birds smackhead, read that piece of history again. And the US hasn't faced fires on this scale before, and like I said, no one has. And as for facing wars, you dumb fucks haven't faced real invasion from anyone past the revolutionary wars from the British, we had actual Japs on our doorstep back in WW2 and beat them back in the jungles of Papua New Guinea, bitch. But regardless of ALL that, we still help you when we can, and only expect that in return from an ally.

All the best mate, thanks for helping out.

uuuggghhhh this fucking libdickeral. So sick of the homogaystreammedia and the cucklorderals and the liarentific community and the bringthepainbrain washed masses who belive the lesbiansteam media and their lies. Bro go to Canada right now, and tell me if it's cold or not, do that and then we can have a real political argument. It's not my job to educate you and te restt of the repressive regressive restaintive rhetoric estelesss left.

>Why doesn't the USA do something about it's gun problem?
>Different question, same answer.

It's mainly killing young black teens in inner city areas and owning fire is a constitutional right that is estimated to stop 500,000 to 3 million crimes each year?
Huh

Al Gore is a politician, and also someone who won’t be bankrupted by having to relocate if nescessary.

Kinda remember something about Australia making some snarky bitch comment about America minding it's own business in shit. Am I remembering this correctly? I say leave them to their own devices.

That photo is from Black Saturday in 2009, our firefighters were working 18 hours a day and began having breakdowns because of high amounts of corpses they were dealing with.