Whos going to stop this absolute madman?

whos going to stop this absolute madman?

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my gf just eats donuts for breakfast is that bad?

he eats like this every morning, doesn't he? a pile of random shit always involving eggs, memes, and jalapenos.

i can see how he got to where he is.

Dude who do you think would win bro?

>tfw your Rogan food folder never stops growing
God bless this fucking meathead

Depends if the thiccness goes to the right places or not

Did someone cum in his coffee?

I guess it must work because Rogan is pretty fit but goddamn that shit looks disgusting.

Clean your fucking pan, Joe.

>eating peppers
fucking subhuman bush monsters

what the fuck is that red stuff?

Why is he so obsessed with "health" when he admits he's on roids 24/7.

where the FUCK are the broccoli sprouts?

What the fuck do you have against peppers?

Red jalapenos I guess, he puts them in everything

>posting your food
>hey guys this is what I'm turning into poo RIGHT NOW
>it obviously says something about me, because I had to share it with you

Why do his eggs always look like fucking garbage? What's wrong with him?

Is this food kino?

That Gorilla has a big ass

If it's sambal, then it's basically grinded chilli peppers plus some seasonings.

he's a moron

Rogan humps every food fad he sees, I guarantee the man has made kombucha and kefir at some point

Looks like he took a leaf out of KAYSGOODCOOKING's book when making his eggs

Stop putting so much oil god damn it. All you need is a little drop

>eats a bunch of shit that he thinks is healthy or has some hidden edge like he's training for war
>sits in his studio all day smoking weed and talking on a podcast

Yep

that little girl is gonna be such a fucking attentionwhore when she gets older

im already mad

he's clearly out of shape

Can't get sound at the moment but I'm 99% certain he mentions kombucha here
youtube.com/watch?v=CiOCPj0jFrg

Roids users are health nuts.

>drive home from working listening to the Dennis McKenna podcast
>really makes me think

>get on Sup Forums
>first post I see is about Joe Rogan talking about his podcast with Dennis McKenna

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

she is a robot

JOE ROGAN HERE

14 EGGS
3LBS OF KALE
9 AVACADOS
2QTS OF ORGANIC COCONUT OIL
16 SLIM JIMS
8 LBS OF LEAN BEEF
200 CHICKEN BREASTS

SO MUCH PROTES MAN
SO MUCH WEEEEEEED

I hope he has a heart attack soon.

I can't even imagine how pathetic you have to be in order to actively care about what some noname podfag has for breakfast.

He's a guido douchebag, what do you expect, moderation in cooking oil??

I hope one day I can pierce the veil like you

Wow you're such a free thinker you must be a Rogan fan. Only Rogan fans are so enlightened.

you forgot the five (5) cloves of garlic

gorilla would fucking wreck the bear, like I say it every thread. I can just imagine that picture moving onto a gif of the gorilla just swinging around the bear and playing with the bears arms before just ripping them off. the gorilla is so much fucking stronger than the bear it isnt even funny. they shift fur and rip skin from the bone with just their fingers

he drinks and smokes and eats like nothing but steak and eggs, but probably works out 10 hours a day. it catches up to you though.

Why are you getting buttblasted about the fact i find it laughable that idiots like you actually waste your time on instagram looking at what some person you'll never meet in your entire life eats for breakfast?

Take a step back and think about what you're doing.

is that her?

Ebin breakfast. **updoots**

you never had hot peppers like that? Fucking delicious.

fuck off joe

He's 50. Great shape for 50.

Joe's next omlette

that actually looks good, sorry it's not dennys you bunch of retards

it's a cast iron pan retard, a little drop would leave those eggs stuck to the pan

Gorillas aren't ANYWHERE near as aggressive as bears though, especially to animals larger then they are.

>#cancerfree

Cancer is literally mutation in cells formed during mitosis, you can be the healthiest eater in the world and still get cancer, avoiding GMOs isn't going to magically protect you from it.

>it's a cast iron pan retard
That's why I said you need a drop of oil. If it wasn't one, you wouldn't need oil at all

Kinda pathetic attempt to deflect when you're obviously the one who follows this literal who and gets mad when someone insults your manchild internet hero. I bet you follow Pewdie, RLM and Cuckmann too.

cant disclose this info

>implying PtV isn't screamkino

the fucking soup man...I can't do it. To answer everyone's questions about why his food looks like shit, it's because he is a fitness fanatic and has a "food is fuel" mentality. He doesn't know how to cook well and doesn't care because caloric intake and nutrition is all he thinks about.

I have some pretty gnarly fart from my high protein diet
Fucking Joe Rogan's farts must be nuclear

Also how the fuck isn't his cholesterol through the roof?

When did Sup Forums get so obsessed with Rogan?

How soon until Rogan just starts sucking eggs out of a chickens ass?

Why is she in Gookland?

Certain foods increase certain risks. So, you could be the healthiest eater and your chance of cancer would be lower than that of someone that eats nothing but shit.