Who will narrate the inevitable documentary?
Who will narrate the inevitable documentary?
Charles Ramirez
Nathaniel Baker
Dubs and OP ends up like Steve
David Mitchell
Morgan Freeman prolly
Landon Butler
uncle phil from fresh prince in bel air
Asher Myers
did he get caught yet
what's his GTA score at so far
John Anderson
>killing an old man
Niggers are so brave.
Owen Walker
He committed suicide during a police chase earlier today
Leo Phillips
>Alleged Facebook killer Steve Stephens stopped at a McDonald’s to order McNuggets and fries moments before blowing himself away, according to media reports.
>A worker recognized the killer as he sat in his Ford Fusion to pay for his meal. By the time he pulled up to the pickup window, employees were on the phone with state police.
>The fast-thinking fast-food manager tried to stall by telling the hungry fugitive that his fries weren’t ready yet.
>But Stephens was not lovin’ it.
>“I can’t wait!” Stephens reportedly snapped. “I need my McNuggets!”
>He then stepped on the gas and sped off — but troopers caught up with him about 3 miles away. He then turned his gun on himself.
/our guy/
Aaron Hall
>GIVE ME MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEE
Henry Morales
>But Stephens was not lovin it
Leo Cook
Was it a 2 or 3 star chase though
Michael Baker
What's the run down on this?
Chase Cooper
>killing an old man
>kill self in pursuit
>doesn't even attempt to take a few cops with him
This fucking pussy doesn't deserve a documentary, maybe one episode of those throwaway true crime shows but nothing more.
Luis Roberts
how fucking boring
David Gonzalez
Did he at least order szechuan sauce for them?
Lucas Smith
9 MORE SEASONS MORTY
Aiden Peterson
Brayden Richardson
>I need my McNuggets!
Died without even getting his tendies.
A true robot until the end.
Matthew Morris
>“I can’t wait!” Stephens reportedly snapped. “I need my McNuggets!”
Literally a robot.
Austin Wood
kys
kys
Juan Thomas
>But Stephens was not lovin’ it.
Hunter Baker
horrifying how hes just so calm about it. All because a woman fucked him over? fucking pussy cant handle getting it
Brayden Anderson
>live to be seventy years old
>some guy kills you over nothing
this world is a horrible one
Jaxon Hughes
Maaaaaaaaan
Landon Stewart
Yea, instead he should have shot up a church full of old people or a pre-school like white ""people"" like to do when their mom tells them to stop screaming racial slurs over xbox live
Benjamin Roberts
Family and friends said that he uses to torture pets as a kid. He was a psycho
Gavin Robinson
source?
Bentley Myers
>defending criminals based on race
truly the lowest of the low
That guy gets a gf wtf
Caleb Wood
All around me are familiar faces...
Jeremiah Rivera
>That guy gets a gf wtf
Her name is Joy Lane and she's an obese black woman.
William Allen
Christopher Hall
oh so that's why that guy made the post about the Flash from BvS using that name
Ian Nelson
>Can you say joy lane?
>She the reason this is about to happen to you
Piece of shit
Aiden Phillips
MUH NUGGETS
Parker Phillips
unless its on tape all these sorts of crazy public shooters end up "suicided" to death.
Henry Morris
Imagine how comfy and peaceful this shitty world would be without women.
Jonathan Powell
the call that saved the bogdan twins
Cooper Parker
do you see why women are to blame for burning this world down?
How the fuck can you suck that nigger's dick and act all shocked when he goes on a rampage.
I though women had a sixth sense but doesn't seem to work with men?
William Martin
What kind of thinking process these people follow that leads them to kill some random person over a problem that has nothing to do with that person?
>My gf dumped me/cheated on me/whatever
>let's kill this random stranger that has nothing to do with anything durr
What's the logic behind that? I could understand to some degree if he killed the girlfriend, but a random person in the street?
Xavier Clark
Well of course it would be peaceful, there wouldn't be anyone on the planet because men can't reproduce.
Owen Sullivan
go to /r9k/, open any threads
don't expect to understand their logic but if you want to study it, it's right there
Matthew Mitchell
>man chimps out and becomes a murderer
>it's the woman who's at fault
male """""""""logic""""""""""
Jaxson Bailey
He did all this to get attention
Once he saw that he wasn't getting any, he gave up when the cops caught him
Josiah Foster
Are mcdonalds fries worth dying over?
Brandon Powell
If you say Joy Lane will you die?
Hunter Butler
Suge Knight from prison.
Michael Howard
>>But Stephens was not lovin’ it.
Nicholas Hall
Rollin for this.
Parker Ortiz
Unless I saw a wrong photo of her she wasn't obese.
Alexander Roberts
Has there ever been a white person who did this? Just asking.
Henry Reyes
>What kind of thinking process these people follow
He probably wasn't thinking logically, buddy. He was probably very mentally unstable. The dude asked for 20 mcnuggets. Who does that?
Joseph Scott
>he couldn't wait to kill until they re-released the Szechuan sauce
This guy deserved death. Fucking retard
Ryder Davis
the call that saved cleveland
Dominic Lee
ANOTHER DARKIE WENT ON A SHOOTING SPREE
Landon Barnes
Steve Stephens is basically a black Elliot Rodgers
Josiah Brown
>Stopping at drive-throughs when you're on the lam and your face is all over the news
Terrible strategy. He should have bought like a months worth of non-perishables from a grocery store and eaten/slept in his car until the heat died down. I would have shaved my beard and driven down to some town near the Mexican border. From there, I would just lay low until I can formulate a strategy to hop the border.
Levi Wood
>The dude asked for 20 mcnuggets. Who does that?
Every American at least once in their life.
It's like going to Mecca for muslims.
Andrew Hall
He's deader than Steve
Oliver Reed
>I would have shaved my beard and driven down to some town near the Mexican border.
you think some nigger in a ran down car wouldn't call attention in a border town? lel
also if you're smart enough to come up with a strategy you wouldn't be doing the shit he did over some fat bitch, mongoloid didn't even throw his phone away after killing the old man
Noah Bell
I would've let him drive off before calling the cops. Do these retards have 0 self preservation? They'd be able to find d his vehicle immediately.
Asher Adams
idris elba
Joshua Ward
Damn Chris Dormer got fat
Austin Clark
I'd rather that happen to me at 70 than cancer. Cancer is more scary.
Julian Richardson
It was a 2017 Ford Fusion
Michael Perez
What's sad is that it's not really his fault he's like this. I blame Trump and the toxic white environment we're currently living in. So much hatred since Obama left.
Jayden Smith
>I'm just on some murdering-type shit.
Kayden Ramirez
Is this from an actual article