WE NEED MORE AFTER CREDITS SCENES

WE NEED MORE AFTER CREDITS SCENES

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Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 will be exclusively post credits scenes.

>Five (!)
>not Five (5)

My random theory.
>Credits used to be before the movie.
>Around the time Star Wars came out they started playing them at the end of films.
>Marvel started using Post Credit Scenes in every single one of their films.
>Movies start having intermissions again and they play the credits then.
>Gets to the point where movies have a 3 minuite intro like an appetizer then they play the credits then they play the movie.
>They start Playin the credits before movies to give people extra time to get seated before the movie starts.
At this point we have gone full circle.

This movie already looks totally unbearable so I can't see this making it worse.

>roll credits half way through film
At least now they know my niece was the costume designer

Nobody reads that garbage

>tfw the entire movie is just the Guardians standing in front of a green screen quipping to each other while 80's music plays

That's kinda cool. Any other movies she worked on?

They're going to be funny little extra scenes like bloopers almost. Dr. Strange had the same thing.

>he doesn't pause and read the credits

Sup Forums is not for you

Nice reddit humour.
Don't waste your quads next time retard.

Your just mad you didn't get quads

>we want the after credits audience

She works at BLACKED

>final scene is a ferris bueller ripoff
Wait deadpool already did that

kek

Capeshit needs to fucking die.

It has 120 post-credit scenes?

Can we just have intermissions back?

>The only reason to watch sidebitch marvel movies

...

That would mean taking a risk, so no.

>FETISH: PINK UNICORNS

Really makes you think

Then they made mid-credits scenes for Suicide Squad which is TOTALLY DIFFERENT

>FETISH: WINNING AN OSCAR

Is this the point when normies turn against Marvel?

Instead it had loads of product placement because this is the sign of a real movie.

Remember, when I brought you that cookie? That was a real cookie!

Y'ALL JOKERS MUST BE CRAZY.

Let's just say I locked him in a hole and I threw away the hole.

ANYONE GOT ANY ORANGE SLICES?

What's that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, those were the voices in my head. Haha, just kidding. The voices didn't say that. ^_____^00~~

If she can't cut it, and her grades start slipping, I'm gonna need you to white people that thing.

UNDEROOS

Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya', I'm just gonna hurt ya', really, really bad.

>2020
>every movie has a post credits movie
If prices stayed the same I'd go watch it

Heh, i get it

>(!)

>Put credits before the movie
>The entire movie is just after the credits scenes

you clever spic

Can you explain the joke? Is 5(!) a math thing?

It's you who's out, Gobby
Out of your mind!

Stay evil, doll face.

If you think about it, a lot of movies are post-credit scenes.

Every Marvel movie is an advertisement for the next marvel movie.

Yeah it's called resent your parents for being content with mediocrity and enrolling you in public school

Public schools teach the difference between 5 and 120, though, I don't get it.

The ! is a "factorial" symbol.

5! means 5 times 4 times 3 times 2 times 1.

Ah thanks user.

I don't. Explain pls.

>believing in the private school meme
Good goy

I didn't realize there were so many brainlets on Sup Forums. This is something you learn in early high school.

You mean likes movies from the 1940s?

5! = 5x4x3x2x1=120

>KILLKID

and you're calling him reddit?

"kill kid" you lame bitch

Are you referring to the one about the guy who dresses up as a bat?

>math humor

>final scene fades to black, title screen, first post-credits scene that vaguely advertises the sequel
>credits roll for a minute, second post-credits scene that's a dumb joke with baby Groot
>credits roll for another minute, third post-credits scene that shows Thanos doing something non-threatening and muttering about rocks
>credits roll for another minute, fourth post-credits scene that's a dumb joke with Drax and/or Mantis
>credits finish, fifth post-credits scene is advertises Captain Marvel or the next Avengers
Thanks, Disney. I fucking love sitting through 13 minutes of credits instead of relieving the immense pressure in my bladder.

I never said it was funny. Just that you're kinda dumb for not getting it.

>shitty school didn't teach me anything of value
>brainlet
Not my fault that I didn't learn something that I never even knew existed
Also
>I didn't realize there were so many brainlets on Sup Forums.
Nigger, every other thread is
>KINO KINO ZACK SNYDER BTFO CAPESHIT MARLEL DCHADS WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS ORANGE SLICES REDDIT BRAAAAAAAAAP HOW CAN WHITE MEN EVEN COMPETE BANE BIG GUY FOR YOU

Have you thought about the fact that maybe not everybody on here is American? Sometimes things get lost in translation.

To be fair they were scaling back as of late, so this comes as a surprise.

maybe it's a 22 Jump kind of joke?

Well if you aren't American then you're definitely a brainlet

SO WHAT

ANY DECENT CONCERT GIVES YOU THE MANDATORY 2 ENCORE SONGS

EVENT MOVIES LIKE THIS ARE BASICALLY TRYING TO APE LIVE SHOWS

! in math is a factorial, so it's the number multipled by all descending whole numbers down to 1
5! = 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1

>american education

kek

I hope it's more Howard the Duck desu

...

sure Cletus

>tfw cletus is a greek name

yuropoors lose again!

Damn it, Europe, get your shit together. Onomastics is elementary school stuff.

>tripfag calls someone else reddit
kys

Wow this is shaping up to be a truly mindblowing film. In a usual Marvel movie we get one maybe two post credit sequences. With GOTGV2 the good people at Marvel have been generous enough to supply us with even more hype for their future produc...I mean movies.

>LE BABBY GROOT DANSE

I'm not even going to sit through the pre-credit movie.

BABY GROOT
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VERY cool

truly taking film to the next level

LUL SO RANDOM AND FUN!!! XD

lol

You must be a bladderlet

There's something about movie theaters that make me have to piss really bad. Maybe it's the bass in the movies vibrating my bladder?

I'd watch it.

I've read the framework for the next phase of their plan.

There are half a dozen post-credit scenes, but only one plays each day the movie is in theaters. So in order to see them all you must see the movie multiple times on different days.

>YFW FILM WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
TOO EASY TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE DIGITAL DELIVERY THEY USE IN THEATERS NOW

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

I rather have those behind the scene shots like jackie chan use to do.

End of Evangelion unironically does this

JAPS ARE AHEAD OF THE CURVE

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Literally nobody on earth can afford going to the cinema 5 days in a row

A real fan could.

*rubbing hands*

Asuka best girl

What if they made a Marvel movie of exclusively 2 hours of post credit scenes that tease upcoming movies for the next 50 years? Think of how much money they could make.

Avengers: The Adventure to Come