DUDE CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN LITERAL FAIRYTALES LMAO

DUDE CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN LITERAL FAIRYTALES LMAO
DUDE SANTA CHRIST LMAO

>DUDE CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN LITERAL FAIRYTALES LMAO
Well, they do.

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WITHOUT mentioning fedora, reddit, or Jews, can Sup Forums prove the existence of God?

fedora reddit jews
damn I fucked that up

neat.

>reminder that brad is no longer based

fedora means God's gift
fedoras are real, so they must have been given by a real God

i can mention fedoras because I'm not a Sup Forumsnigger

Belief in God gives me the personal context in which to succeed, all that I have done God has given me the energy and ability to do. My faith inspires all my work.

>Getting triggered by a low budget spoof movie that makes fun of everybody including atheists and Christians.

pantheism

If you wish to ascribe the first cause, the big bang, as well as it's result, the universe, and all it contains, and all forces of action contained therein with a single word, I see nothing wrong with the title of god

>Yes goy, forgive your enemy

>DUDE CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN LITERAL FAIRYTALES

>Implying they don't

Why though?

I thought this was an actual movie. The plot is actually pretty genius until I saw that this was made by Channel Autism. Like, this could've made millions in the Christian box office and DVD market.

>Le funny hat meme xD argument invalid lol

Off yourself my good man

Over the past century society has always become worse when it strayed from god.

I don't know anything about this movie yet, but Brad was the only one to be able to make a real movie, The cinemasnob movie, was actually a real movie unlike anything made by the like of Douge Walker and Linkara.

That didn't answer his question. Which admittedly was a stupid question to begin with.

God of what?

Because its natural people would create god

Yahweh/Jehova/Judeochristian God. False prophets like Mohammed need not apply.

streaming on a certain website in 90 minutes get in here

> tfw you used to like Brad Jones before he went full Hillshill.

is there anyone from the old CA crew who isn't a leftie cuck?

As a convenient title, and it is a natural conclusion if you believe in mainstream science.

>Judeochristian God
Good goy.

>CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN LITERAL FAIRYTALES
...and have the personalities of sensitive insecure children who get triggered, angry and freak out when someone, anyone doesn't believe exactly as they do since really their entire belief system is a crutch they use to feel less scared about living in an uncertain world, and like children they need constant reassurance and everyone else to validate their beliefs

only because religion is a necessary tool for functioning society because it keeps people in line

religion is good but this doesnt mean god is real

I can't prove God exists but I can prove that someone created us, this dimension is just too well designed to inflict death and suffering, it's inconceivable that it just popped into existence

Unfortunately I can't get in there because laptop is too weak for that website.

you sound like a really smart guy do you have a blog or twitter I can follow?

It is not so much a belief in god, but the common sense of morality, laws, ethics, beliefs, that bind people together. It is the god, but the philosophy that instills the good values we have strayed from.

no I completely agree and respect people's wishes and desires to follow religion

however if anyone wants to sit down with me and say there's a real god orchestrating everything and that I'm wrong for not believing that I'm going to call him a dipshit

morals and beliefs are real. sky people aren't

have you tried it again recently? We hid the playlist for regular users, that was causing most of the slowdown

Atheists and Vegans are the biggest cunts around. You can believe or do whatever you want, just don't be this smug cunt who has to inform everyone what you are/how much better you are

Let me tell you that I have better ethics and morality than some fervent christians that I know, it's something called education.

Your bodily functions and food give you energy.

PROPER education actually lets you learn about how terrible things are and makes you have less ethics and morality

bad education makes you ignorant and a SJW/activist

no education means you're most likely a christian and have good ethics and morality

education is a double edged sword

I posted this
The title of god does not necessarily mean a sentient creature of some description, or a willful being. When you boil it down, it is generally the creator of our world, us, and all that reside along with us. Creator of light and all matter, the first cause, the maker of all, the ignition of the universe and the sum of it.

I was once a hardcore fedora, and believed only in the word of science. I still believe it is the best model of our world that we have, and do not disagree with it. However, in mainstream science, what is the explanation for our being? The origin is the big bang, the creation of our universe and all that is contained therein. All events in this world are seemingly strung together from this first cause. Each happening based on the events that preceded it, and the balance and interlay between the fundamental forces of nature. A railroad, one that is constructed through causality. If you believe in causality, determinism surely follows. That all events, being based on what has preceded it, are preordained, and there is no other path events can take. We and all other living organisms were born of this inanimate earth, the function, the result, of an interplay of clockwork machinations of nature stretching through the ages. Our matter inherited from the big bang, we are a part of the universe and we collectively are the sum of it. All is one when seen in this way. Is that not the definition of god; creator, sum, destroyer?

No but this laptop just goes insane with chats and videos in simultaneous.
It's what you get when you fall for the ultrabook meme.

Why have DUDE ATHEIST LMAO and DUDE CHRISTIANS LMAO threads been blowing up lately? What is going on here?

It's a parody of Christian movies. Not Christianity.

Don't tell me you guys think God's Not Dead is kino now.

I do not disagree, I am saying precisely the same as you. It is education, and the application of it, that make men and collections thereof good. This we call philosophy

All His work

Where are the movies that make fun of the wacky shit jews believe?

tl;dr god is everything

No bad education makes you a reactionary idiot who can't accept that things aren't really the way you think they are.

A good education starts at home, and if you think religious people have better ethics and morals you are very naive.

>2017
>it's still this easy to trigger Christians

>2001+16
>we cant trigger musl- no wait

God is not dead is an offensive movie, it's offensive to christians too.

HA HA HA

>All His work
Who?

The author of All Your Pain.

You can't refute this.

Checkmate

fpbp

What if there are other universes?

1h till the stream you fucking faggots

>it's offensive to christians too.

I unironically got 4-5 texts/fb messages saying "God's not dead" from people I know

Wtf I love literally, unironically, any way you cut it believing in actual magic existing in the real world now!?

>The author of All Your Pain.
ME.

Vocal atheists are insufferable

magic is anti-christian

>making fun of christians

talk about kicking in an open door. I mean, they are the most charitable people around who generally spend most of their time taking care of people who don't share their faith.
That said, I'm not american and there are almost no fundamentalists here.

>taking care of people

If by exasperating the aids epidemic in africa is "taking care of people" you are so right.

>People being rational is FUCKING GAY XD

What's the difference bwtweeb magic and miracles then

Anti god nihilism is spewn from white people hating jews
Us versus them

How do you feel about vocal christians?

Exactly the same, but I feel like I have a little more disdain for the atheists going out to prove everyone wrong because it makes us all look badlike this guy

>say exactly the same
>proceed to contradict yourself immediately after

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>agnostic white knighting christians

I believe this is a natural assumption. I do not believe that all that exists is within our universe, our universe is seemingly expanding, and is the container, the void, the canvas of all we know. The big bang and the creation of our universe must surely, following causality, have been created by forces within a container of its own. This container or "universe of universes" must have forces of nature that permit the creation of "little universes" such as ours. Surely then there must be many like ours, and ours is not unique. According to the mainstream scientific approach, this is lunacy.

wow so insightful my dude
Would you prefer I shill for muslims?

>wow so insightful my dude

I just dont understand people standing on the street with picket signs and yelling is any different than
> going out to prove everyone wrong

Its literally the same thing

>le muslims meme
Yep, you're not an atheist. You can stop pretending.

Vocal people are insufferable, keep your hot opinions to yourself.

seeGreat post.

yeah christianity is definitely the biggest religious problem we face today, good job cancer brad.

Burden of proof. Same with the holocaust

How is that post different than someone telling an atheist to disprove god?
Unless you are implying that sort of thing never gets posted

It isn't different, I just see it more often on this site, but that's probably just me.

Stream where?

>can prove
>goes on to not prove anything of the sort

Alright, prove it. Now.

on eggkara soon

>but I can prove that someone created us

We're all waiting for the proof, user

Thanks my dude

MOVIE IS UP IN 10 MINUTES FAGS GET IN

>Brad and his entire group of friends do nothing but do drugs all day, complain about dumb liberal bullshit, cuck each other all the time, sleep in bug filled garages their mom owns, and get into fist brawls with each other

>in any moral position to criticize others

Oh I bet the "angry" one that smokes in all of their Midnight Screenings, who is a fucking waiter in his 30's, LOVED doing his shit.

get in here lads

It's starting Now get in here

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SAUCE PLEASE

Eggkara, you were always autistic. Stop.

If god doesn't exist, then why did I post a picture of a fedora? HAHAHA CHECKMATE ATHIEDS

What if I believe in God, but I never go to church, talk to him or think about him?

What a shitty friend I am, amirite?

>Judeochristian
>Judeo
>Jude
Oy vey

Oh they took care of people alright

people who have an inherent disdain for any class of authority are very prone to deny God, this comes from a stubbornness that should have ended during infancy but somehow it didn't