I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO START LEAVING USED CONDOMS ON THESE FUCKING CARS WHO KEEP PARKING IN FRONT OF THE...

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO START LEAVING USED CONDOMS ON THESE FUCKING CARS WHO KEEP PARKING IN FRONT OF THE FIRE HYDRANT. IF I CAN'T PARK THERE THEN NOBODY CAN.

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Start a fire in the nearby houses and see what happens to that car.

How about mind your fucking business, you dipshit

How about you stop parking in front of my fire hydrant, faggot

just because youre too much of a fucking pussy to park there, shouldnt make you upset when someone else isnt.

this
firemen don't fuck around

>My fire hydrant
Oh you own it, do you? Yeah, no you actually don't it's public property. So stop your whining. I bet your bitch ass doesn't even own a fucking house and you're bitching about a goddamn hydrant.

Condoms are cheaper than fines from parking there.
Lighters are cheap too, but my asshole isn't wide enough to go to prison for arson

How would they know it was you?
And if you say there's cameras around, then the same cameras would catch you fucking around with the car. Might as well record yourself putting nails under the tires and posting it on youtube.

Firemen will break both the driver and passenger windows and feed the hose straight through the car to the hydrant.

No cameras, I don't give a shit if they know it's me. I just want to fuck up their morning drive and send them a message. I might even leave the condom open and unused so they can't dna test it and tell it's me. Just put some milk or some shit in it.

Key the side of the car.
Throw some gasoline on it and light it on the hood.
Pop/slash the tires.
Spray paint "nigger" on it and a swastika.
Be creative and think for yourself you fucking cuck.

Just put shit on the door handle

Might do this one. Someone keeps leaving dogshit in my lawn so I'll use that. Probably the same fuckass.

if unlocked or windows cracked so you can work with the locks, stick uncooked shrimp in their air vents. on older vehicles (pre 1998 or so and especially anything that has a manual window and not automatic motors) use a small wedge to get it started then use a thickly rolled magazine to slowly push the window back down into the frame. grease your hand and work your way into the crack and pop the lock and you have free reign to take a dump inside their daily driver

place electrical tape over their registration sticker or add some sort of reflective cover to their license plate then call in an anonymous tip. or if you have an old and expired registration tag from a year or two ago superglue that over their current one and call it in. if it's parked on the street and not in a driveway or garage they will be towed and given an impound fee every day until they pick up their vehicle from the tow yard

Did you know that you can get pulled over if you cover the sticker showing the year of registration? Its a excuse cops use when they have no other reason to pull you over. But we all know cops are horrible people.

>Plug the hose in the hydrant
>Put the hose around your neck
>Open the valve

be sure its condoms that have been used on a aids ridden girl with daddy issues and place a picture of nikki minaj next to it

ACAB

As a FF, they’re not gonna bust his windows. Hydrant is too far from curb. It’ll take too much time than to just go around.

Only if there’s no other option. This hydrant is far enough from the car. It would take longer to bust the windows. Engine chauffeur would just go over or around with the 3 1/2

POP THEIR FUCKIN WINDOWS OUT YOU SPINELESS FUCK
TEACH THESE FUCKIN RETARDED NIGGERS A DAMN LESSON FOR ONCE
IF THE LAW CANT HANDLE YOU
YOU SHOULD

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Open up the tire air thing, put a pebble in it and reclose it. That way, the tire will deflate. No physical damage, and it pisses them off. Do it repeatedly to send a message.

Buy water gun, thick plastic kind

Fill with cheap brake fluid

Aim at car paint

?????

Profit

I’m fucking crying the two of you going back and forth is fucking slaying me

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