Do you guys ever have a fishy penis? Is it because I cum and only wipe it off, instead of washing it...

Do you guys ever have a fishy penis? Is it because I cum and only wipe it off, instead of washing it? I scrubbed in the shower for a good 10 minutes and it still smells slightly like fish, although a lot better than before. I shower once every 2-3 days. I don't have any STD's, I got tested a few weeks ago and came back clean.

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That's literally just how genitals smell, you'll never completely get rid of the smell

That’s yeast. You gotta treat it with some vinegar everyday, or athlete’s foot cream or prescription pills. Takes about 2 weeks.

Clean your dick morning and night with just water.
Gently rub your fingers over your cock head and any fold under water.

Don't use soap often, you'll unbalance the bacteria and could end-up with some dermatitis like balanatis.

Just a regular water rub should be enough.
Do that after a fuck or after jerking off too.

Wear clean underwear everyday too.

Bro if you only shower every 3 days and you dont wash the spooge off your dick of course it's going to smell fucking gross. Are you retarded?

thanks

Facts. OP is a retard

Fucking yikes, no. Inhave some pretty shitty hygiene and my dick has never smelled fishy. Sounds like bad genetics.

BRUH YOURE FORGETTING A CRUCIAL TIP! After cleaning with Luke-warm water lightly dry off the head with a towel (toilet paper can stick) The extra water can cause the stanky bacteria or lead to worse.

>I shower once every 2-3 days
there is your problem.

I shower 2 twice a day bud

Then youre a child with no pubic hair you cannot stop that part of your body from sweating and creating moisture that will create a scent

If you're still having issues after about a week, better see a doctor or at least tell a pharmacist as you may have some skin issue that can usually be treated by a cream (usually caused by candida bacteria running amok).

that's bad for your skin, bad for your hair, and a waste of water. You must be a NEET or under 15 years old to have the time and energy to shower twice a day.

Yeah that's yeast. You should wash every day, not just 2-3. You can clear it up really fast with hand sanitizer, alcohol wash. Worked when I did it and it smelt fine afterwards.

>putting hand sanitizer and alcohol on your dick
do you think I'm fucking stupid?

No, trust me, it really works

Shower more often and you'll be fine

a quick google search proves that you are lying, faggot

Fucking. Disgusting. Every adult showers twice a day. Some once. But most people its twice. Just god damn I don’t know where you get your information from but if you work 40 hours a week anywhere you’re gonna shower before you go to work so you aren’t a smelly fuck and get shunned by your coworkers

put vaseline on cock and balls after showering.
smell will be removed immediately for 12-24 hours.
true.

No, I'm not. I've done it myself. Google can go fuck itself.

I just asked my mother in law who's a nurse of 45 years. I'll give you a guess as to what she said regarding putting alcohol or hand sanitizer on your dick.

Gross no. I am watching Blade Runner right now though.

Seeing as she's a female, I'd like to see her put sanitizer on her dick

shower daily then nigger...

She's a medically trained professional who has treated hundreds of cases of men putting hand sanitizer and alcohol on their dick and going to the hospital because it hurts too badly. Bye

Lmao who the fuck is this guy? I just saw you post in the tranny thread. kek

No one does this faggot, who the fuck showers first thing in the fucking morning bar the weekend?

I can show you

do it and film it and post it here.

ok germophobe go take your meds. you have some problems if twice a day is necessary for you to feel clean.

Shower once in the morning before work, as to not smell at work and throughout the day. Shower again before going to bed usually after going to the gym

What's the fucking point of showering before bed then after you wake up? Do you shit yourself in your sleep, user? Is your bed covered in fucking mud and piss?

what the fuck do you do that makes you smell so bad after laying in a bed for 8 hours

Just wash your sheets, you fucking cretin.

You must not have a lot of friends or sexual partners. If you do they must not be able to smell very well or have lost it all together. The average persons aroma is very important in relationships, not as much for friendships but extremely important for romantic endeavors. No one is going to want to fuck a smelly fuck, man or woman. There is no way anybody goes more than a day let alone two or three without being smelly. Also especially if your are a disgusting fuck, five days+ of no showering can devoloping scabies

A. I'm married
2. My wife says she loves my scent
D. I said 2 to 3 days, not fucking five.
Are you fucking blind or just retarded? Or both?

Well when you’re married that’s a pretty different story

STD

how does someone get STD?
does it involve sex?

There is a wash that black dudes use, it’s like a 18-1 body wash, the black dudes in my squad had it. I forgot what it’s called but it makes your shit smell like peppermint

Yeah man I already made it. I'm not some disgusting fuck I just shower every other day and noticed my dick was smelling kinda weird. I'll be taking the good advice here.

read the whole post user

Lmfao obviously I'm lying. I'm just shocked that you got so angry about it. You got baited hard.

I work outside in Texas. I shower twice a day. During the summer i literally peal my shirts and boxers off when i get home. I couldnt imagine showering less than twice a day

LOL HAHA YOU GOT ME XD

JEBAITED
include me in the screencap you plebbit faggot

Shower every 3 days? WTF is wrong with you filthy fucking subhumans? Showers take 10 minutes, ffs. 10 minutes!

Nasty motherfuckers.

>I can't imagine doing anything but working outside in texas during the summer
and that's why you're stuck in a physical labor job, user. you don't have the intellectual capacity to do anything else

That was so epic, brah! XDDDD

That's ok. I make 45/hr overseeing a crew laying fiber.

That's ok. I make 43 an hour working in an air conditioned government building. and I have good benefits.

>showering twice a day
do americans really do this? because it seems like an american thing. i only have 1 friend who showers religiously twice a day and he has very very bad skin. ive told him its probably BECAUSE he showers so often but he wont fucking listen man. like, something about it fucks up the pores in the skin and theyre always clogged with oil and sebum. i shower maybe once ever 2 or 3 days my entire life and its never been an issue. and i live in a hot country (australia)
fuck you seppo retards you got sold a hygiene scam thats making it worse for yourself so you can buy more (((skin products)))

>shower more
>clogged skin
Doesn't make any sense.

yeasts molds fungi, are half plant half animal,,bacteria are diferent species, if of the bad type,,clostridium,pyelorem,, and othersm,,can be ingested through the air.,from a leaky plumbing pipe.,the ceiling,bathtub fill area,,soapdish, washcloths that ought to be boiled clean, the washer my not fill with hot enough water
,lysol bathroom cleaner kills fungii, a spray on a washcloth,just one sm toot on the cloth with glycerine soap,might help to keep wanky smelling linen fresh

are you alright

>american doesnt understand
nothing new here

>once every 2-3 days
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>running water
>dehydrated skin
>skin building up oil and dirt despite being washed 24/7
Skin doesn't get dirty under running water. It produces more oil when it gets dry. The causation and correlation you propose isn't sound.

Something about showering often doesn't do that to the skin. That's like if you rubbed down a piece of rusty iron with steel wool for 16 hours, and it became more rusted as a result.

Showering too often dries your skin. This is common knowledge.

you're fucking retarded did you know most plants die when you over water them
on an unrelated note, if you rub a piece of iron with steel wool for 16 hours it would certainly oxidise further.

>ive told him its probably BECAUSE he showers so often but he wont fucking listen man
>something about it fucks up the pores in the skin and theyre always clogged with oil and sebum
>fucks up the pores in the skin
Water does not do this.

>non-sequitur about plants
>implying the former coat of rust is unaffected by 16 hours of abrasion

Showering too often dries your skin. This causes your skin to produce more oil than normal to compensate. Again, common knowledge.

>non sequiter about steel wool

Which is why that's not what's being disputed. That's been made clear about 20 minutes ago.

You're trying, I'll give you that.

imagine being this guy

Imagine.

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Shower everyday cretin

quit samefagging

My gf love it when its fishy

>I shower once every 2-3 days.

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samefagging still I see

Apple cider vinegar works best for guys

I'm not gonna screencap anything. I just did it as an innocent joke, I didn't know you'd throw a hissy fit about it.

Soap. Soap is what you are looking for. Not just water alone. Maybe really hot showers. But soap is usually what dried out the skin so much