I came in my tinder date. Felt good. She didn't get pissed, just said something like "user did you just cum in me...

I came in my tinder date. Felt good. She didn't get pissed, just said something like "user did you just cum in me?" and started giggling. I think she appreciated that I didn't ask about a condom or if it was ok to inseminate her, but just fucked her like a whore and seeded her. The next morning I fucked her hard doggy, pulled her hair, and kept asking her if she wanted to be a mommy, she was all like "yes papi"...so I topped her off and gave her like $30 for a plan B pill.

Is there anything better than draining your nuts fully into a fertile ovulating pussy?

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enjoy paying $30 an hour soon for child support kek

other than that, yeah, that feels good

not that i'd know, but my brain tells me it definitely does.

>Is there anything better than draining your nuts fully into a fertile ovulating pussy?
No

Nah bro, I took her to go get the pill.

Lol you deserve everything that's coming

LARP the posting

What's that? She took the pill.

Atta boy, im proud of you

Sorry bro, I'm not an incel. It's not hard to get a tinder hook up for a normal guy.

Let the incel try and scare you. Good job m8, creampied like a champ and covered your bases. 10/10 go get high

good shit, thats the kinda low IQ shit i like to see out here

I mean, good on you, OP. It's not a kid I'd be worried about, but all the STDs you might get from a sex partner that doesn't care about protection even when fucking what is pretty much a stranger.

Or maybe she is the one who should be scared of all your STDs... you tell me.

Post her pic

They could just both be clean

Yeah right.

Lol post some pics if your gonna be out here like this

No pics. No belief

Thanks bro. My nut sack has never hung so low and empty.

Thanks bro, I'll do that

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I mean the subject never came up, we were kinda just making out, I was already dry humping her panties (wearing a blue jean skirt). I undid my belt and slid the pants down moved her panties to the side and put it in her within 5 seconds.

What were her tits like?

She'll spend it on 0.1 gram of heroin and come after you for child support.

30/hr for child support?
You're a fucking retard.

It's closer to 500-900 a month depending on how much you make.

B cupish. She was an 8 in the pics, but a 7 in person.

I saw her take it, she ain't a junkie

If your dick ain't in pain you're clean. Never fuck niggers or be a faggot and you're all good.

Not even close to reality but fun for larp purposes I guess.

Clamitia and gonerea are easy to cure. Everybody already has herpes. You only get aids if you fuck niggers or men's asses.

Did this a few times in college and a few times with a cheating whore. It definitely adds a sense to the whole experience. I can definitely say that It is way more of a rush than your average ejaculation.

Probably like everything in Sup Forums, but it's not out of the question. I'd say I went raw with half my hookups at one point or another.

Yeah. And the way she just submissively snuggled into my chest all night was awesome.

STDs are the biggest boogeymen of today. The only inconvenient ones are HIV and herpes. HPV/warts can be inconvenient or dangerous too, but it's so common with sexually active people that it's like a right of passage for anyone who likes sex with a few people. The rest are not pleasant, but easily curable and you go back to fucking.

Its natural, it's your bodies getting what they crave. Sex feels good, but 80% is that mental aspect pushing it over the edge.

Years back I had just gotten out of a 3+ year relationship... she was on the pill so we fucked without protection. Start seeing new girl and first time together I wasn't really thinking at all.... came inside her out of habit. She was super pissed. From that point on I pulled out and came on her ass.... which was much more enjoyable that I thought it would be. She had a fantastic ass.

>She was super pissed
Tell her to STFU

Femanon here, nothing like the restful sleep within the protective arms of the alpha that just seeded your womb.
>Inb4 tits

What is your bra size?

what if you don't make anything?

Meet this chick on tinder. For a few months she would come over almost everyday to get fucked. She let me cum in her every time

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Hot.

Don't start. Its Monday, we don't need hear about slutty femanon and her love of aphla seed. If you really were a slut you wouldn't even be here in the first place.....so just stop.

Man she is nasty
>stomach hair
>roast beef pussy
>shitty piercings
>stretch marks

Nasty pussy.

I'm a little chubby, but it's not that hard to get a Chad at least for a night...and usually morning wood too.
38DD

It was hit until one day she come over and went to eat her out but she already had cum oozing out. I confronted her about it and she told me she had fucked another guy earlier that day. I started wearing condoms from then on and she stopped coming over shortly after.

I'm with user. She gross, probably tastes like a sweaty sneaker.

>went to eat her out but she already had cum oozing out

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You probably have HIV user

>incurable venereal diseases reading this thread

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The pill after literally is useless if she already ovulated. Which is like 2 days from 30. That givin even if she is taking the pill there is a 2/30 chance which is around 7% that she will become pregnant.

Unless its multiresistant STDs which happen because too many doctors are fucking prescribing antibiotics for every shit. There are already a lot of cases of resistant gonorrhoe

Guess what I'm a femanon too and I live creampies too. Especially from nerdy autist guys ages 18-29. I give free sex all the time. Ask me all about my dirty desires and you will be surprised by how fun and similar my answers are to your expectations.

Probably a smart idea.

I busted two fat wads of healthy sperm right on her cervix though, if that counts.

This is actually pretty wrong and kinda funny.

that's one fat hairy cunt

That's true and there is no 100% safe anything. But I'd rather have a life with multiple partners, mitigate my risks and encourage others to mitigate their risks while still having fun.

Top kek

Lol she didn't get the pill she just spent that $30 on crack and will be getting child support from you for the rest of your life nice job op

If there is semen in the fallopian tubes, and she ovulated, there is a good chance of pregnancy. Getting semen in the fallopian tubes feels good though.
t. Woman

Fucked many girls on Tinder but I would never ever fuck one without a condom.

Got a girlfriend now, but when I had flings would normally wait 1 to 2 months, both get tested before doing it without.

tits + timestamp then butthole.

>Fallopian Tubes
Stop being transphobic. Trans women are real women also.

Condom sex is terrible. Just don't fuck niggers.

this. literally cant feel a thing. would rather jerk off then wear a condom and have sex.

Hormonal birth control also prevents implantation. Where are are correct that an egg can be fertilized, it still needs to implant and hormonal BC makes conditions inhospitable to implant. And yes, if it is not taken correctly or if the chick is on antibiotics or if she is less responsive to Hormonal BC then she still could get pregnant, but that's why its 99% and not 100%.

I've bee trying to breed my T-Gurl for months now....we cant seem to get pregnant, any suggestions?

So you think ectopic pregnancies are a good thing? Something tells me you’re not really a woman.

Do tender show your real number.
Want to down load but it asks for cell number.
Don't want wife to see

The hormonal bc creates a mucus plug in the cervix that prevents semen from entering the uterus and fallopian tubes. I wasn't joking or being overly specific, semen in the fallopians is pleasurable. Getting came in on bc =/= getting came in unprotected, there's an oxytocin release you'll never experience as man.
>or if the chick is on antibiotics
It clears up the mucus plug.

I'm not sure why you think that's even possible outside of rare circumstances. There is no placenta to nurish a baby. Most conception occurs in fallopian tubes

Get burner phone paid in cash. Never turn on near house or work so it can't be tied to you. Rent a room, pay in cash. Knock up all the tinder sluts you can.

Post tits

Again....wat? The 1% of BC being ineffective encompasses the rare situations where it doesn't work. It's rare, but that specific thing is equally as likely with no birth control at all.

what a dumb nigger line of thought
No wonder superbugs are real.

I'm not super buying the oxycontin buzz thing, but there is definitely satisfying feeling.

>I'm a little chubby, but
Shit fat people say. Go slit your wrist like other women of your kind do.

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Not really that dumb. You can tell people who can only be monogamous and people who like to be with other people. Don't use hookers or dirty trashy people. Stay away from junkies and people who are heavy drug users. Bisexual guys are a big thing, gays are really dirty and Bi guys are just as dirty. I have a close group of friends and we all fuck each other and it is honestly pretty dope.

Its things that guys pretending to be chicks say.

Enjoy your aids

>oxycontin
Oxytocin, important difference there.
And as a guy I can definitely say that there was something much more primally satisfying when I was trying to impregnate my wife versus when we were just having sex for fun.

There is definitely a natural aspect too it. From all the kinks and weird fetishes I got, the the mental aspect of it alone is enough to make it more intense. The feeling, the sensation, the taboo all adds into it. Plus its something nature has implanted in your brain as a good thing.