Let's get this out onto a tray

>Let's get this out onto a tray

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Nice

Oh god I literally had his voice in my head

laff'd

>Bluargh! That tastes horrible... I'll go for another bite... oh OH GOD

Nice.

> that file name

This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from circa. 57-83 AD, this ration was designed to feed a legion for one day! Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray
>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray surrounding a petrified loaf of bread
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! Let's start with this vegetable ration
>Camera zooms in on one dust pile
That's in such great shape, I just can't help myself
>Grabs a pinch
Hmm... Tastes vaguely of grass and dirt.. No, that's not good at all
>Grabs another pinch
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this meat ration.
>Camera zooms on other dust pile
Now, this would have been chicken or mutton, no real way to tell now except a taste test
>Takes pinch
Hmm... You know, I can kinda taste the meat here.... Tastes kinda like chicken... I gotta have more
>Takes another pinch
>Camera cuts to tray missing one pile
Now here we have the real star of the show, the bread. It kinda looks like a rock but this really is in remarkable shape. I'm gonna try and cut it
>Pokes it with P38, chipping it slightly
No hiss
>Footage speeds up as he slowly chips away at the bread
Hmm, didn't really break up evenly. I can't wait to try it
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud crunching can be heard
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid. It's leaving a sort of mouldy film on my teeth as I chew it... I'd probably die if I took another bite
>Takes another bite
Hmm... No this is terrible
>Cuts back to tray
What an experience. Anyway, this is Steve1989 off MREInfo. Hope you liked the video, and I'm gonna be comin at ya with something new. Or old! See ya!

Love this guy. He's the Bob Ross of eating.

mochachino

A few months back i watched all of steves videos from the past year. I think ill check back in on his channel tomorrow.

>steve on my Sup Forums
fuck yes
this dude makes the comfiest videos

>smoking nazi cigs

kino. best they taste great

youtube.com/watch?v=7R1t8InSD8A

Brazil seems to load their MRE's with sugar. Makes sense considering they are big sugar producers.

>Farts next to steve

>nice hiss.

kek

Why does Sup Forumseddit cancer get to dump whatever they want on this art board?

>oh that is foul
*sniffs again*

>Lets get you out onto a tray

He must be a brap connoisseur, sniffing several times in order to sort out the various fragrances.

>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray
>these are in great shape!

>*Triggered

> MRE thread shows up on Sup Forums

Now I've seen it all

*sniff*
>Has a real industrial smell to it
*Sniffs again*
>Has a tinge of honey, yes
>nice

>Eats a 153 year old, 1863 civil war hardtack cracker
>still makes it enjoyable to watch

the man is a fucking machine, apocalypse ever breaks out this guys gonna know whats safe and whats not just based on his immunity to basically fossilized food

Because this is our board now fuckface live with it.

best youtuber or best youtuber?

He should collab with Reviewbrah

>steve will never narrate your life

>user sat on Sup Forums for 12 hours again today
>that's pretty good, nice

oh my holy god what did he eat

You legitimately have autism.

Its time to go outside

>Hah
>Sweet
>Nice
>Mmm
>I can't help myself
>Tasty
>Hah
>Heh
>Alright
>I don't know what that is, but i'll take another bite of it
>Oh wow
>Mkay
>Interesting

I hope he rims my butthole

No, user, he doesn't. If anyone has autism here, it's the guy who can't appreciate a funny post.

youtube.com/watch?v=n_BHjLS12Qg

Here is some cheese spread he wouldn't eat.
Though I think he would if it didn't have red and black mold and smell of death!

Gross, I touched it. Nice!

What the fuck is wrong with this guy he can't be negative at all.

Nice.

I just sat and watched this entire kino non-stop. He didn't even plug a Patreon or tell me to smash that fuckin' like button. I hate to say it but I'm interested and looking at his channel to see his other videos now.

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steve1989MREinfo is pure youtubekino and for whatever reason his videos give me the most intense sensation of frission or ASMR or whatever the fuck it is but I feel like melting into a puddle of comfy when I watch his videos

He's pretty fucking swole too

I guess when you consume 3000 calorie rations every day you either work out or become a fat slob

I like to imagine that when he was in the army he saw and did some truly heinous, horrific shit and he can only subdue his demons and make up for it by being overtly outwardly nice in every other aspect in his life

>7 hours for off-topic
This justifies all Sup Forums posting.

>it's a Steve smokes a 60 year old cigarette while drinking 60 year old coffee episode
comfykino

the year is 2025 the north korean war has turned earth into a nuclear wasteland a group of savages, wearing remnants of old society, stumble upon a pile of wreckage while digging for supplies a glowing hand bursts from the rubble, grabbing a salvager's wrist he tries to recoil but cant; the grip is like iron, infallible, decadent eventually the hand releases on its own, refuse exploding into the atmosphere as the area is cleared when the debris settles the unfortunate survivors gaze up at a man... no, more than a man, rising amid the dust cloud he stands eight feet tall, extraordinarily muscular as though he dined on the food of olympus the figure gazes over the group and offers a kindly smile, exclaiming "Nice!" he walks toward them, leaving preservative radiation with each step; in each of his hand are samples of ancient food, offered to them "Smells rancid, but tastes pretty good!" terrified they fire upon him with their ancient refurbished guns, but bullets and pellets merely bounce off the man like a shell he frowns as his gift is denied but nonetheless remains unfettered his mighty hands collect each of their guns, pulling them out of their grip with ease "Let's get this out onto a tray," he announces and, in an instant, the guns melt into dozens of tiny food platters as the wasteland survivors flee he watches them, drawing a 100 year old cigarette from his ear pressing the cigarette into his own radioactive impervious flesh he stares into the distance, taking a drag and pondering Heinz food manufacturing in the 1930s

>steve's happiness when he finds the 60 year old cigarettes in perfect condition

I was genuinely happy for him tbqh.

>tfw have the same shitty hairline

Forget to take your meds bro?

>finds a vintage pack of camels but they're no good

Autism; the post

why samefag this hard

nice try cum stain, why are you samefagging?

>all reddit spaced
>all saying the same thing
You have to at least change your writing style up if you want to samefag effectively, newfag.

Not even steven, F4'ing your own thread?

the fact that you are getting this defensive is pretty good evidence that you're samefagging, you seem pretty desperate to prove that you're not

Projecting; The Post

that's not what that means
stop reddit spacing

Let it go mate, you are obviously refreshing your own thread

hehe

reddit

nice, I didn't know anyone else here liked this guy

why am I so interested in this man eating rations

Samefag

Prove me wrong

>its a steven mixes his drink with the same spoon he used to eat meat with episode

Comfy kino desu

>Mmmm. Hmm? Mmm. Augh. Oh man. OH. It's rancid.

has he ever gotten sick from eating this shit?

i crack up every time he does this
hmm, hmmm, yep, thats, wait....no, no, oh yea, terrible.

Dubs. Nice!

It's what you gotta do when you're stuck in the shit! YOU AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON BOY! THE ARMY DON'T GOTTA GIVE YOU A FANCY STRRIN SPOON YOU USE WHAT YOU WAS GIVEN!

was me, and I didn't make any of those other posts.

I think you might actually be losing your mind, dude. Get some air, eat something, clear your head.

Nice Hiss.

Screen shot

and post it

>You wont

Steve's rapper name is Lil Hiss.

>can't recognize a pasta
You have to go back

youtube.com/watch?v=XjyURQcaKpo

Nice hiss

To be fair, the pasta is rancid

Reported for advertising, we will let the mods sort out the same fags

>ywn smoke 40 year old cigs and drink 40 year old instant coffee with steve

>announcing reports
How new are you redditor?

No, you're right, I won't, you can believe what you like.

If you think mods care about reports for advertising, you must have missed the fact that they removed that option when TFA was released.

Heh

This thread is excellent

Heh

>steve will never rekt by boipucci

why live

swaglord is an actual and authentic shill lad

All that estrogen in those Quesalupas he's been gobbling down finally got to him.
in all honesty his sis is pretty cute

Disgusting

Nice.

Honestly his sister is pretty cute.

I'm sorry they made me post this.jpg

I saw this guy posted here ages ago and I've watched all of his content.
I tried watching other MRE/ration stuff but it's just not as good.

The only I saw was the 1944 emergency parachute stuff.
Bretty gud.

He makes all the shit sound so delicious even though I know for a fact that it'll just have a bland taste since it's an MRE. How the fuck does he do it.

>That smells like nothing, maybe a little like plastic... buy it's excellent.

>most of the episodes are 20+ minutes long so ADHD redditors won't be able to ruin this for everyone

Feels good lads.

Steve as well as AlmazanKitchen are like my therapy, pure YouKino

I think he actually creamed in his pants during the 1942 US Army ration video

Keeps him safe from the people who ruined Reviewbrah

>tfw he looked exactly like I imagined him to

I have a friend who's also an armylarper/prepper and he looks just like him

>seen a few MRE threads pop up on /ck/ before full of memes like "nice hiss" but never knew the channel it was from or anything
>few days ago i go and chill with my brother, he wants me to get high with him so we get baked and he throws some youtube on the TV, he says "oh let's watch this MRE thing, i like this guy"
>it's this fucking channel
>realize this is where the memes are from as i'm laughing my ass off and salivating for fucking MRE meals
His mannerisms are just so great and funny.

You can see his hands shaking for a lot of the older rations.

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>Man this tastes awful.
>takes another bite
>Yep definitely awful.

>and it smells like... leather boots
>*sniff*
>like an old wooden chest... not cedar chest, but more like oak or something

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