SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

Truth is, game was rigged from the start.

He's got fucking millions of dollars though.

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its 5 claps

>old rich white guy

so sad

I thought this was Jeremy Clarkson

It's 4 you turbo pleb.

I would randomly do those claps near them if I ever saw them around.

Good to see he's off the shneef again

>Meanwhile in Superior Genetics Land

One Matt aged like wine while the other aged like milk.

It's
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It's 4 confirmed by the band that created it.

Kek

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS GAAAY

Where is the confirmation? It is 5 you deaf cunt.

>I wish I was 17 again

Underrated

Honestly in all goodness... Good for him dude. Not many people can be as deep in drugs and live to recover.
Good to see it happen in real life and not just documentaries.
I have someone that uses and honestly it gives me kind of hope that is is possible.

He looks like Andrew Breitbart.

>can't even get old and fat without people shitting on you
this is why I'll never be famous

he's a breddy gud driver. He got into the top 3 (iirc) for lap times of celebrity guest stars on Top Gear.

>net worth 70 million

I think he'll be okay.

are you retarded?

Great film!

Matt Perry must be about to have a "heart attack" too.

Just looks like an average middle aged man taken in a candid moment.

Not really. He can afford all the beautiful young woman he wants.

I'm not going to spoon feed you. Go Google it chump.

Michael Perry acquired Dad Bod

Did he have a stroke or something, because on the odd couple his expression looks like one of constant fear/surprise.

>live in california
>still be pale as shit

...

>multimillionaire
>plays vidya all day

>shilling the cancer-giving sun

c'mon Matthew, we have the same body type and I learned years ago to never wear T-shirts in public.

You want comfort, wear Hawaiian style shirts, they distract from the mantits

I would.
There is no point in self-improvement when you're a barely working actor who is worth 70 million dollars.

>Net worth of $70 million
>Dating Katie Holmes with a string of attractive celebrity romances
>Portrayed iconic and beloved character people will remember him for decades after everyone on this board has died

His life is fine. Why didn't anyone tell me mine would end out like it has?

>Job's a joke
Check
>Broke
check
>Your love life's DOA
double check

>bullied justin trudeau daily
guy is living the life

i remember when they made that movie that tried to make it seem Zach Effron aged into Mathew Perry. That shit made me laugh.

wew

Brian?