/bobsleigh/

Day 4

/bobsleigh/ #3 : Today: 2-man women, heats 3 and 4
Starts in around two hours (11:40 GMT). Last runs at 13:00 GMT.

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when did bobs started looking like formula cars?

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I need the bobpill.
Looking at the event, almost every team from last to around 5th place have mistakes, un-optimal lines and bumps in their runs.

What makes one team driving like shit go significantly faster than another team driving like shit?
I heard the quality of the bob makes the difference, but how specifically is it better?

Chances Canada will medal?

One of our pair won Gold in Sochi, but she got into a fight with her friend/partner like a little bitch and now she has a new partner which of course is not as good as her old one.

It almost certainly is engineering. The CBC commentators keep saying how the Germans were constantly fucking up and banging their sleigh, but they keep having optimal times.

Skills don't do much as long as your bobsleigh is good. Kinda like dressage.

They should either showcase the difference in sled tech/quality for each team or force everyone to run a standard bob.
Its kinda lame watching and barely being able to tell why one team is doing better than another.

Placement amongst women varies very greatly. But sometimes in men the athletes are so strong (ex-NFL/rugby players etc) that they give you such a huge lead from the beginning it just snowballs down the track that even a shitty bobsleigh works. The sport itself is very random and at the same time not. A good bobsleigh helps a ton, but sometimes being extremely good overcomes that.

it begins

Finally Germany will get some medals again, fuck off Norway

well, you deserve it cuz niggers ruined it.

retard

stay mad, niggerloving soycuck

you're clueless lmao. can't wait to see when you find out

>Ameritards

Norway might win a Gold in speedskating. They're coming for the Gold record.

TEAM GB IS GONNA CHOKE LIKE CHELSEA AT BOBSLEIGH 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED. THEY WON'T WIN A MEDAL HAHAHAHA 100% CONFIRMED. SCREENCAP THIS NERDS AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT.

anglohater the best poster of the olympics

>the city of great britain

I hope Gook wins. FUCK CHEATWAY.

lol this sport looks easy as fuck. all that training and all you have to do is not hit the walls. jesus what a joke

Based. Please keep posting.

for the women, even hitting the walls you can still medal

How is there no onboard camera?

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I like to call it THICCsleigh

what's the point of the person in the back it makes no sense

Reserved to superior MALES

Why are rounds called heats?

>*blocks your path*

are we going somewhere, hm? what’s that? speak louder, i can’t hear you with my gold medals oh i hear you haven't won a medal for days now

>*cast his head back and laugh*

my my my you really thought you could get away with my bullying that easy didn't you? how cute. oh i'm afraid we will still be humiliating you britain, no more medals, no more curling wins, no more medals, i am still here.

>*points an accusing finger*
saturday is the day w of slow agonising defeats. no more gold medals let alone medals for Eve and Anna, christie crashes again, Mica loses big time, eplel clubs gets fucked, british tears everywhere. you will meet your demise at hands of sweden at olympics. we will humiliate you britain. celebrate your tears, feast our victory. there is no coming back from what we will inflict to you in the olympics this will make verdun look like kids playing in the mud. you will regret for the rest of your short miserable life to have crossed the path of swedish olympic team

this it you are going get humiliated. be cocky while it lasts

on this day Athanasius returns to Alexandria

>*reveals halberd*

your turn.

100% guaranteed and confirmed as I am always 100% right screencap this post

Brakes in the end or in case of emergency
Also does most of the push in the start

they're the power bottom

some have it

wow so much athleticism

Me too. For all the Russians getting busted, nothing is done about Norway.

Brittards, is Stan Collymore commentating for the BBC for this?

Big if true.

how do the brakes work where are they

youtube.com/watch?v=i7RGKG-tXAM

*tilts head*

Doesn't sound anything like him

you push back and stick your butt on the ice

>Cuts your funding

Gosh there's some thicc women in this event

it's a lever

Wafflegium sled and jersey look nice.

the only reason I watch

Is there a topic for that?

Austrian girl had a nice burt hole

I noticed that too and came here with hopes for a webm.

Fug my broadcasting isn't live.

Shemale porn has ruined normal porn for me. Feels like jerking off to men fucking real girls instead of trannies is way more pathetic too. I dont think theres any way back from this point

How do you steer this thing ??

with your hands

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thanks Pierre

you shift your weight to the left or right

Not sure why this is considered a sport.

it has a manual transmission

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carefully

Really liking this Russian bobsledder desu.

OFF TO KICKSTARTER SLAGS

The Belgium sleigh and uniform at top tier

hmm wonder why oar struggles with an event focused around engineering

indeed

>I like pretty girls
Wow Norway who would have thought

That sleigh weights something like 200+ kilos so you fucking try and push it like these turbobitches and the g-forces would make average joe unable to breath.

rude

what would it be like if you were there as a fan and just jumped the rail and slid down the track on your ass? would it be possible to make it all the way down or would you not have the momentum?

w-woah

jamaicameme

WE

WUZ

John Candy died for this

good post

BOBSLEIGHERZ

KANGZ

Pushing 200 kilos isn't that hard when there's two of you, and the thing is on skates on basically frictionless surface.

Sanka you dead?

>that zoom in

WE WUZ SLIDERZ N SHIET

No, but getting it to that speed in that time requires lots of explosive strenght.

Yas Queen Slay

>Nigerian bobsled team
Is this cultural appropriation?

loving the adidos sled

they are cheering despite being last?

they didn't die

This.

Please stop the vile Germans from winning this, USA.

>implying the US is any less vile

Come on now, not cool. Their niggers are 10x uglier than ours, also we only have one.

Can I represent my Italian great grandparents at the limpdicks if these sheboons can?

would you really want to waste time and money to embarrass yourself like this?

just made sleepy time tea, it's comfy as hell around here

Can you win 4-men as well? If so you can get 3 more golds.

Here's kumaritashvilli with a shot... ohhh and he hits the post

You have many medals. Jeez Deal with it, cheatway

4
women biathlon
nordic combined
bobsleigh 2x

You can represent anyone you want.
We've been stealing athletes from totally incompatible backgrounds for years now.

Nice. So 5 because bobsleigh 3x

I'm not sure, I somehow always missed the 4 men races this winter. There is also a possibility for gold in both biathlon team competitions with a little luck and if Peiffer doesn't feel the need to shit on his team once more.