Men's & Women Finals
Get in here bros
Men's & Women Finals
Get in here bros
Goodmorning everyone
i wish i could japan vs dutch final
brap
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Is Antionette racing?
>Dutchwinslol
why
stupid fucking men couldn't even make semis
japan was SUPPOSEDLY the favourites/best but their women choked and couldn't get OR
Im falling asleep, but I love the speedskating threads so much.
Pretty happy our guys made it this far
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Might you be confusing speedskating with short track? Someone did last time.
With a retired person called to join just so you can field a team too.
I likem both
why do dutchniggers cheat
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fuck we're getting BTFO
Easy win
USA USA USA
rape
They're using their alternate and not trying so they can save their energy to "win bronze".
Wonder if Canada will do that shit.
The commentators on CBC are saying their game plan is to save their strength for the bronze medal race lel
Shameful display from the USA
Nice, easy race, America didn't really try cuz they knew they couldn't win, so our girls could relax too
Now let's hope the Nips actually have to put in effort
Damn, they really should've done the old format. Forget semis and finals. Just do quickest times.
Dutch not going for it, USA not going for it, Japan not going for it, Canada won't give a shit either.
America why?
you are not brave.
That has to be dope senpai, no way u get such a big diff in a semi unless the amerimutts fucking gave up
our olymians always saving their strength for the next olympics
Dutch semis: 3:00:41
Dutch quarters: 2:55:61
Fuck this new format.
>USA didn't even try because they knew they'd lose
feels good man
I thought this sport had 4 people skating at once. Don't tell me they made a separate event for 3 people.
damn their asses are good
>Japan won the last 21 championships
lmao
So we have to rake the leafs for a bronze?
I hope Canada wins vs. US.
But US were cheating in semis.
What if Canada just decide to kick it into overdrive on the final alp and jump the Japanese who thought they were going to cruise without trying at all?
KIKUCHI
Imagine you're the third one in line and then all of sudden
BRRRAAPPPPPPP
>dutch is one guy
>yesterday we won a medal in shorttrack relay and had 5 people advance in the individual distances
What did the leaf mean by this?
Japan quarters: 2:58:94
Japan semis 2:56:09
>we are up against Korea
Well, shit.
""""""""""won""""""""""
>500,000 people sign a petition wanting 2 of the korean team thrown out
Wew
>it's another attention whoring tripfag episode
getting tired of this lads
Any chance Holland doesn't win?
big
How do we defeat the yellow menace lads?
>menace
you mean utopia?
What kind of defeatist un-American team was this?
>Australia
Checks out.
>2 of the korean team thrown out
why ?
eating too many dogs ?
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>can my country win a medal?
>[x] no
GAY SPORT
not the chinese mate
japan have top tier waifus and that is an objective statement
just filter him lad
I only wish everyone would just ignore him and his retardation
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How many % of Australia's population should be Asian?
Filters are your friend
>"user stop watching those weird sports and come take a dip in the pool with me"
I want to get choked by their spandex thighs
only the men of course
i leave it unfiltered so i can tell people who reply to him, not to
how the fuck are new zealand this decent at speed skating to get to an olympic semi final?
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>implying she isn't a speed skater
meme luck
Jesus that old hag blonde reporter on ZDF is being brutal in that interview.
Give them a break, you can't expect to get medals in every discipline all the time.
Did I hear Kramer's name being called out? Going to put it all on South Korea if that was the case.
Because they blamed the 3rd member of their team for them not qualifying in the women's event
same lad?
yes they said 'kramer'
I don't think they normally are. New Zealand only has one Winter Olympic medal, and that's a silver from 1992.
readyyyyy?
>i hate money: the post
Will he fall? Will he cut inside? No one knows. Whatever happens, Kramer will find some way to choke.
>yfw poopeeland could take 2 gold medals this olympics
Lmao Corea pls
How many metres do they race?
NEW ZEALAND
NZ HYPEEE
I have no idea how this sport works. Can someone give me a quick explanation?
lmao RARE
poo peeland is going to do it
Shit like this makes me hope Indians keep flooding into the Netherlands instead of the UK.
Ofcourse. Nice trips
Didn't knew I like this sport
*New Zealand.
Didn't know Australia had such a good speed skating team.
BASED ANZAC BROS GO GO GO GO
good work lad i enjoyed those posts
the fastest skater...wins
KOREA KOREA KOREA KOREA
>poo peeland
KEK
REEEEEEEEEEE
Ah what a shame
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Run a certain distance in the least amount of time
FUCK KOREA
korean boys are so fucking cute
>Poo Peeland
>New Zeeland weakening the Koreans for the Dutch.
Well done colony.
Bruh
fucking New Memeland
Good race
>no rain delay to help them
Hmm gonna have to check those Korean urine samples