Do you think they'll let me bring this into the theater?

Do you think they'll let me bring this into the theater?

Nope, liquid sugar is strictly forbidden

American """"""""""""""""coffee"""""""""""""""""

...

>that thumb

>pink
>blue
>whip cream
>fucking glitter

I'm an usher and I would make you throw that shit away. That thing would be a major pain in the ass to clean up if you dropped it

>that hand

ITS FUCKING SHREK FROM THE BASEMENT

HE MAKES ANOTHER APPEARANCE

My daughter would love that. I hope that dude got that for his daughter. He didn't buy it for himself, right guys?

your gross hand?
I dunno, maybe if you live in a leopard colony?

>fat ameritard
>I don't know why I can't lose weight
>ask what coffee they have
>they have coffee 2-3 times a day
>ask what roast or brand
>S-starbucks
>they have different roasts
>I don't know that, whatever's in the venti frappachino
>immediately climb the nearest building and elbow drop them from 16 stories up
>my elbow reflects off their blubber
>sends shockwaves so powerful through their body that they burn calories
>the waves build
>and build
>soon their physical form is warping under the stress of the compounding waves
>they no longer resemble a human more a pink flapping chaos beast of ithryllian nightmares
>their skin stretches so far and flaps so hard they begin creating lift
>the entity uncontrollably rockets into the stratosphere screaming
>the flapping is so intense it makes them immune to the cold generating their own small atmospheric bubble keeping them warm
>low orbit is achieved
>the waves traversing their body have reached speeds closing in on hypersonic
>their mass is now transmitting on multiple radio frequencies
>with no more atmosphere to contend with besides the self generated bubble, the fat is now reaching wave speed close to the speed of light
>suddenly a bright flash and subsequent shockwave similar to that of a tactical nuclear ordinance is observed
>the fleshy mass has torn a hole in space creating a wormhole and in an instant has traveled across the galaxy into reaches unknown
>after shielding my eyes I know my job is done and continue the good work

>My daughter
Fucking normies, get the fuck out of my board
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

your daughter would love these then

pics of daughter?

Clean it, wagie

I still don't understand the context of this image.

I just want to poke it with a needle and run.

Kill yourself loser. You act like there haven't always been girls on here.

This is actually pretty good tbqh

it would squirt on you

>tfw you realise islamic extremists are actually the good guys

Appearance aside, what exactly does it taste like and is it even coffee?

I have my coffee like my men, pink.

fucking kek, that's perfect
Is there coffee in it at all?

You literally just walk in with it in your hands. If they say anything, just respond with "don't worry, it won't be a problem."

It's the piss bag no wagie dared to clean. The customers just kept pissing in it despite free urinals because Mr. Shekelstein insisted everything they do is always right

>Americans

Holy shit, this isn't really a drink they sell at Starbucks is it? Didn't they used to be a coffee shop?

my wife's daughter*

10 points for being able to incorporate the classic 90s cup design into food form. However I'd rather look at it than drink it, it just looks like diabetes

I work at Starbucks. Don't fucking get this. It's fucking gross and sour as fuck

what is it?

>translation: it's really good but is a pain in the ass to order

Make mine a venti

It's a LEPER colony, you dumb sumbitch!

pancakes with hibiscus syrup

no shit
i want them
where they from nigga

>That thing would be a major pain in the ass to clean up if you dropped it
>if you dropped it
>if

Starbucks has really gone downhill, huh?

Yeah, yeah hop to it wagie. Don't forget the glitter, and make it snappy I got a showing of Boss baby in 15

Noice

>syrup coating the entire plate
Do Amerilards actually do this?

Nevermind I just looked it up.

Its called a "Unicorn Frappucino" and apparently its a real drink thats launching tomorrow, not a secret menu bullshit.

>hot pink mango frappuccino with sour blue drizzle and topped with magical pink and blue unicorn dust

jesus christ

Actually it's easy to make.
It's a new promotional drink called Unicorn frappaccino
Big time

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>magical pink and blue unicorn dust

uh, so, what does a unicorn taste like?

Harmony

i want 1 but i cant afford it

My work buys all of us starbucks on wednesdays
how will people react if i order this

I didn't realize the brony demographic was so desirable to Starbucks.

>all those calories
> all that sugar

Tbh I bet it tastes amazing though

The women would love you.

The men would think you're a fag.

Any guy that likes it though is secretly gay, so pound his boipussy

Wow pancakes covered in Pepto Bismol! An East Asian delicacy :)