Why do even trannies only want turbochad?

Why do even trannies only want turbochad?

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It's scripted user.

Any man they have has to be more a lot manly than they are, otherwise it's too obvious.

Who dat semen demen?

I would fuck him, but they have a literal microdick.

because they want to be with someone more manly than them.

Considering they have a penis and a Y chromosome the bar is set pretty high.

>they
Does she have did or something?

Damn Jizz looks like that?

Masculinity is attractive you numale faggot

she's pretty hot

name?

It wants to feel like a girl.
Can't get that from cuck carl

Trannies are as entitled as women and twice as mentally deranged.

>she

I would be into her if she had a normal penis, if it's small it's like "ehhhhh..."

Pronouns shitlord they/them

nice meme!

but come on, I have a thing for brown girls

Because a 6'2" fit chad with an 8 inch cock is more attractive than a pot belly neckbeard manlet with a 5 inch penor.

Where's the vid with the doctor?

abella danger is not a tranny

>be straight
>years of porn have ruined me
>can only fap to trap and sissy stuff
>not even attracted to real women anymore

what have you guys done to me?

5 inch is not a micro dick, its slightly below average. average really

>girl
user...

You only have yourself to blame.

yes yes pretending she's a boy is a hilarious meme

but can it's not funny if you do it all the time

Didn't say it's a micro dick, but it is definitely below average. A 5 inch dick is not going to quench the insatiable thirst of a crazy tranny.

fucking LOL
5 inches WOW i didn't know they could get that small.

if i were a guy with only 5 inches at full mast i would LITERALLY kill myself

Pic related. call it "gr8 b8 m8" all you want, but it's 100% the objective truth. probably explains why so many of you are angry virgins too

Plural pronouns are the easiest way to refer to trannies without placating them by using the ones they want

why wouldn't they?
why would anyone attracted to men not want the best?

>bro was a gayfag
>had scrawny gayfag boyfriend
>bro goes trans
>nice body but dat jawline
>immediately gets a chad boyfriend without even trying

This is fucking ridiculous. If you dress up as a woman and even look 25% passable, Chad will swoop in to pound your holes

HAHAHAHAHAH.AHAHAHAHAH.AHAHAHAHA.

t. r/the_donald

>completely ignoring the fact that most women cum from clitoral stimulation, not depth of penetration
I'm 7.5 but seriously most women don't want to be impaled by 9+ inches (unless you only bang sluts). Have fun not going balls deep

It's a shame that bait hasn't progressed at all since 2003

>This is fucking ridiculous. If you dress up as a woman and even look 25% passable, Chad will swoop in to pound your holes

Time to start injecting estrogen.

>girl

>brown

She's part of the (((tribe)))

Hasn't he got a tiny penis that even the (((specialist doctors))) can't mutilate?

Remind me why giving hormone blockers to children isn't child abuse?

>bro starts to appear as a kinda cute chick
must be a weird boner

can you hear her moans while getting rammed by a chad?

He looks like he puts more effort into looking pretty than 90% of women. Besides the voice which is always a turnoff, it's hard not to consider it an option.

>Halloween
>dress up as girl
>go to house party
>three (3) guys hit on me
>one I have to flat out say I'm a dude in drag
>guy says he doesn't care

well, did you fuck him or not?

I wonder what kind of guy would say something like this.

posts pics im about to cum

That's why closet crossdressers refer to Halloween as their Christmas.

They get to dress up and not only are they accepted, but drunk chads are more than happy to bang them.

DAMN

She needs to lay off the bonbons

>her

Very small master race reporting in

i want those shoes

T H I C C

I'd bang no homo

>This is fucking ridiculous. If you dress up as a woman and even look 25% passable, Chad will swoop in to pound your holes

ok why make all that up. a chad would much rather fuck an ugly fat chick then a fucking man dressed like a girl, no matter how "passable" it is.

t. former chad

stop lying

>a chad would much rather fuck an ugly fat chick then a fucking man dressed like a girl, no matter how "passable" it is.

KEK. no. Chad here, i fucked hot trannies, i would never fuck ugly hot chicks. fucking poser lol

real chad here, I actually only fuck men

This thread is making my peepee hard

nobody cares dicklet

>i would never fuck ugly hot chicks

A girl can have an ugly face and a hot body or bodies. Whatever.

Come on now, after a while of fat Midwestern plain Jane slampigs in pajama pants and generic ugg boots not quite scratching that itch, you've never wanted to try a spicy little trap?

name

I am Chad and I bang traps only, girls are too easy and wayyyy too dumb, traps are cool chicks, love vidya and sports and actually know some shit from these topics, traps can hold an intellectual conversation and they're always horny and always willing to suck your cock.

dude i fucked hotter trannies than my current gf. don't discount trannies cute butt bro

Post your best trap ツ

This. Traps are the ultimate redpill.

fucking this. although i don't exclusively fuck traps but i'd fuck a cute trap anyday of the week.

traps don't get pregs, can play vidyagames with, can talk sports, and are craving for sex. also can be a total bro

>those hands
>those shoulders
at least natalie is an anal slut which makes up for it

>iam a fag i only fuck guys

She is not a slut you thot.

Traps are hot and shit, but would you get into a serious relationship and shit?
It doesn't feel right to me.

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mental illness

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hell naw niqqa. pump and dump.

There are bunch of cute traps who are Trump supporters, so I guess they're safe to date.

Nigga mine is 7 inches you think 5 inchs is fucking average? Holy fuck LMAO

"She" is a pornstar, a camwhore and can shove a 12 inch double-sided dildo inside her ass. She is a slut.

>tfw Chad but want to become Stacy =(

>pornstar
that's a job, you doesn't need to be a "whore" or a slut to be working it and you don't become one when you start working it

>camwhore
Not an actual whore

>stuff dildos
My mom is stuffing a dildo inside of her pussy but that doesnt make her a whore.

>that male fat destribution

You're mom's a whore. I should know, I fuck her every night.

No she's not and no you're not, i just checked up on her, she's sleeping in her room

accurate warning

...

Actual in the flesh chad here. I'm asexual.

>still living with his mom
lel fucking looser

Welp time to become a tranny

Nigga having sex on camera is not work

>at least natalie is an anal slut
But user, that's a boy

I don't think NEETs get to tell other anons what counts as "work".

>lel
>looser

go back to r/donald you cuck

boypussy is best pussy

...

you are just gay mate. you may be a gay chad, but you are gay. we were talking about straight chads, who don't fuck god damn men in dresses. stop it.

real life is not Sup Forums, filled with closet homosexuals

>he doesnt like traps

pleb

I have an 11 inch cock almost as thick as a coke can. No woman will ever know because I'm fat, ugly and only 5'5 so they won't talk to me.

Natalie is the best, isn't forced to do soft shit from her bacon dick boyfriend like Bailey and hasn't ruined herself like Sarina.

>tfw 5 inches

i know its not winning any awards but come on

So it's basically a clit.

Which is still basically gay.

>dating crazy

You fuck crazy in a hotel/it's place and make sure it doesn't find your phone or real address.

...

FtM transition a lot better.

Some women look like their brothers big time, it's surprising people don't notice it earlier.