DEUCHLAND - SVERIGE

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What the actual fuck? I wasn't even watching because this match should be a default win

Finally a thread

Hahaha cucks

Just a prelude for an epic comeback, obviously.

asthma-many

>both teams in yellow

why

we ain't norgay

FUNNY ISN'T IT

Beat them Krauts. (Except lose in next game because we're fighting next)

In what period is it?

1st now ended

This is literally gonna be a bigger scandal than Whiterussia 2002

The women are supposed to be the laughing stock (losing to Japan)
THIS IS FUCKING WORSE

1st, close to ending

>tfw literally only opened Sup Forums after years because of this
hilarious

shut up, a-asthma! :( :(

The three cucks team

Welcome back, Jaromir

I've been stuck in school, what the fuck is going on?

Either Sweden comes back as usual, or germany will go on to win olympic gold before us, jesus christ.

1st just ended

My salo when this post

And here I thought about killing myself after we lose to Canada but Germany beating Sweden just gives me energy to live

what? 2 for Schland? Impressive. I am rooting for ya.

Good to be back Hans. Now don't fuck it up.

You're not supposed to lose moron, get your shit together and finish that fucking leafcucks.

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it's not like losing to belarus or hungary
it's embarassing but after the world championships last year this is not that bad, germany has come a long way

Atleast we will have good memes in 2 periods

what the fuck, then why is the commentator saying that Sweden is in danger of elimination?

It's the K.O. Phase

It's a playoff.
Everyone is in a danger of elimination.

Nooo. Germany doesn't need more golds!

As much as I want them to lose I think the Swedes will win in the end.

but it's only the first period

calling 5-2 or 5-3

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Keep it up, boys

And they are already two goals behind.

*Inhales* Asthma Spray

very good post

DEN GLIDER IN

hockey kino thread?
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You can do it Deutschland!

come on mate, there are two periods to go

Explain this Sweden

FUGG :DD

Dubs confirm

germany will lose the momentum just like they did in 1941/42

s-shut up

Digits and we cumback

>yurosport2 changed the hockey game to speedskating
>check the owner of discovery channel on wiki
>David Zaslav was born to a Jewish family in Rockland County, New York

No thanks, go back home

Germany leads 2 - 0 against Sweden? Seriously?

GERMAN NATIONALISM RISING TO DANGEROUS LEVELS

Finally

i know it's unbelievable, but that is the current case

France, Belgium and GB getting nervous

hahahaha

Ok fellow Swedes think about this. Our team is garbage, if we would have won this we would have to go through the excruciating pain of losing to Finland in the semis. This is a tactical loss.

Is this the memeiest ice hockey olympics in history?
>Norway qualify for QF after losing three (3) matches
>Sweden losing to Germany

Digits and Germany doubles down

dawww Korean fatty kid

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GO GERMANY

But this time we are adequately equipped for the winter.

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tactical losing (as well as regular losing) is a finnish specialty. let's not appropriate their culture.

Thanks, I was looking for that one

lmao
USA and Sweden hockey teams confirmed a literally *Elizabeth Swaney tier* now.

> funny post under a German flag
You have come a long way Germany, keep it up!

Is that that Freestyle skier that rigged her way to the Olympics

>tune in on luck puck
>everything is yellow

>sweden tactical loss to not face finns
>finns tactical loss to not face sweden
>germany and canada at semi
>canada tactical loss to germany to not face OAR
>germany *inhales* and win the olympic gold

>*blocks your path*

are we going somewhere, hm? what’s that? speak louder, i can’t hear you with my gold medals oh i hear you can't win medals without Bayern

>*cast his head back and laugh*

my my my you really thought you could get away with my bullying that easy didn't you? how cute. oh i'm afraid we will still be humiliating you Germany, 8 -2, bro , no more wins for you germany, i am still here.

>*points an accusing finger*
This is the day of slow agonising defeats. no more gold medals let alone medals for Germany, Usa loses again, Canada loses big time, bundesliga clubs gets fucked, german tears everywhere. you will meet your demise at hands of sweden at olympics. we will humiliate you Germany. celebrate your tears, feast our victory. there is no coming back from what we will inflict to you in the olympics this will make verdun look like kids playing in the mud. you will regret for the rest of your short miserable life to have crossed the path of swedish olympic team

this it you are going get humiliated. be cocky while it lasts

on this day Athanasius returns to Alexandria

>*reveals halberd*

your turn

AHHHHHHH

I know it's not fair to blame a single player but I won't mind if Everberg gets lynched if we lose this one.

This is not nice

That's group stage match tier of wasted chances

>2-0
Most dangerous lead...

Love your anglohating shitposts, but I hate to say I think Germany gets this. Sorry, and keep shitposting.

Genuine question:
Why is everyone so surprised that Germany wins against Sweden?

Sure Ice Hockey is not our No 1 sport, but the country is much bigger than Sweden?!

t. no idea about ice hockey

You guys are next

/r/ "I'm sorry but did Sweden already lose?" copypasta

Germany defeating Sweden hockey is like Swansea beating PSG.

Ditto. They are good at sandbagging.

China is also much bigger than Germany but I would still be surprised if they won Germany in football.

Sweden has almost 100 active NHL players Germany has 7

Wait, so Germany is really Swansea level ice hockey?

I know there is a professional league in Germany and in international competitions the German team is usually quarter final tier something.

Yes good point, but I thought Germany was at least somewhat decent at ice hockey, see okay this might explain

compared to Sweden yes

>been on Sup Forums for three winter olympics
>never been this embarrassed

Can't really whine about lack of NHL players either.

German banterism on the rise

because this

What was more embarassing? If Germany Beats Sweden now or when Belarus beat Sweden in 2002?

HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

But also like Germany football is Sweden's no 1 sport, right?
Or is ice hockey bigger there?

German boys are for ...

>2min

for what?

We already prepared them for this by barely losing in the group stage with that embarrassing 1-0 for Sweden.