What does Sup Forums think of Kate Winslet?

What does Sup Forums think of Kate Winslet?

she's all crying, bang, there's a elfweener in her mouth. the front of her mouth is enormous, the truely mythical protocharlie. i question that i really do. #fxocuntzulu

Kate Winslet looks like THAT?!

I want to take a big smelly poo poo on her cow tits

holy fuck never knew she was stacked, any more?

She's an ok actor I look forward to her transition to older characters

>never knew she was stacked
>Titanic (1997)

underage b&

I guess that long list of her taking off cloth stops growing after all

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her boobs look way bigger in that pic than in titanic

It's part of the aging process known as sagging

she was good and really hot in mildred pierce even though waffles and chicken seem like an odd meal but maybe it's delicious what do i know

It's also called being pregnant

best actor working in the industry, imhotbqhwy

BABY WANT MILKIES

>BDH thread gets deleted
>this gets to stay

she literally saved the Steve Jobs movie

mommyfags needs to die

I find the vast majority of her performances far too overblown and "showy." Also, her American accent is just the shits. I feel like a lot of people praise it, but come on now, it's fucking awful.

>too insecure to enjoy a good mommy
Sucks to suck friend

>mommyfags needs to die
It's the patrician taste desu senpai

>has such mommy issues he has no shame displaying them

Enjoy your midlife crisis at 25

>mfw she keeps getting hotter and aged well since
>Leo's looking more like Orsen Welles as years go by
I think Leo's purposely doing it since he's always wanted to shed that pretty boy image he had since Titanic

Imagine having an affair with an older woman like that. Surely you'd learn a lot in the bedroom . . .

Most importantly she was a legit Nazi fraulein

If she's a winslet, is there a bigger, thiccer Kate too to humiliate her?

>tfw my biggest fantasy was to have a relationship with a much older woman in my late teens/early 20's
>tfw starting to get too old for that

I am 25.

What now bucko?

Kate Heigl would make short work of the winslet

You proved my point.

Case and point

Samefag

you think leo regrets leavin her?
she's aged pretty decently compared to other hollywood women

sorry everyone. Grandpa, you forgot to take your meds again you crazy fuck

How about Upton humiliating her in a titfight?

Pathetic

MOMMY

Almost happened to me once.

>met 40-odd year old woman
>went back to her place
>cuddled and talked for a bit

Sadly I chickened out when it started to get serious. Somehow my conscious thought it wasn't right. Funnily enough we are still in contact.

Upton has a pancake ass and chicken legs.

How do I unsubscribe from your boring as shit blog?

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>ywn you'll never have four kids with her and be recognized with a Mother's Cross for your contribution in populating the Third Reich

2 bad face looks like a smooshed clown's pie

Did this. Sex was great.
But she was fucking insane.
And I don't mean insane like all women, I mean not-taking-her-meds insane.

Don't do it.

reminder that fogel was the only one of the 3 to actually have sex

Just like she made short work of her own career

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Dude you're a flaming faggot. Might wanna check if your balls have descended

What do you mean insane

SUCKY SUCKY TITTY TITTY
GIVE ME SOME OF KATIES MILKIES

I bet she had kids, didn't she?

If she fixes that man chin/jaw she can have my dick. Otherwise, you guys keep her.

Screaming and running barefoot through the streets of Detroit because I suggested we leave a bar earlier than she wanted to, because she was acting like a drunken idiot at the bar.

Did you just try to rhyme "titty" with "milkies"?

Just make sure she doesn't know where you live and your all good

Nice quads by the way

I like how you say this as though you have experience. You've never actually slept with a woman, have you?

It is whatever you want it to be, art is subjective user

She lives around the corner from me. And she knows where my parents live, and isn't far from them either. After a really ugly breakup she blocked my mom's car in the driveway by parking behind it, and I had her shit towed.

She did.

So you chose to date an insane woman. Was it out of pity or what? Are you insane yourself? I don't understand this

The people who come here probably can't afford to be too picky.

Oh dear. Sounds like a shitty situation to be in. What was the age difference between you and her?

>3 kids from 3 different men

she loves it raw

Wow it's almost like BPD people don't reveal the crazy all at once. Remarkable, isnt it?

I was 27, she was 41

>I was 27, she was 41

despite you being mentally a child youre both adults

theres no old woman fucking there

don't judge until you have some hot milf rub up on you and tell me you can resist that shit.

>I was 27, she was 41

This really isn't such a big difference, especially considering how old you already were.

My fantasy was about dating a 40-50 year old at 18-21 years old. Something that's not illegal, but still is looked down upon by many people.

>despite you being mentally a child
Care to back that up?

JUGGIES!!

WHEN DID SHE GET HUGE TITS !?! fucking makes me jizz my pants

>BPD people don't reveal the crazy all at once
Well I don't know how BDP manifests itself but you could have said she had it instead of calling her "insane" you insensitive prick
Very true..

That seemed like a cold kiss from her

classic Sup Forums

Oh you're right, how insensitive of me. I'll remember to use gentler language the next time I have to wrestle a knife away from someone, dodge thrown bottles, or get threatened with a false rape accusation.

You're arguing in a Taiwanese masturbation board

babies haven't seen holy smoke

Go on...

At least I'm not the one dating a person like that
Sure that's insane behavior, but the way you pictured it at the start I'd couldn't have guessed she had a diagnosed condition. Lots of people do crazy stuff without actually suffering from a personality disorder. That's different

MOMMY user WANT MILKY!!!!

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>deleting posts
Did your mom overcook your tendies?

one is an actual actress whilst the other is a yoyo dieter celebrity child which pushes threads that say THICC and MOMMY

how do you go from this.....

> those lips

I just want to fuck her face, make her lick my balls and toss my salad

to THIS????

Looks way better now.

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I broke up with her. If you're such a generous and tolerant person, try it yourself. I'm never going to get involved with anyone if they even show a slight bit of crazy.

In other words, I plan to die alone.

Damn imagine being Harvey Keitel

I really like goose pimpled nips

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

>those hips

I was not attracted to her when she was in Titanic and still young, but damn has she become a hot milf.

Children

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That's the moment you let her go. You got your sex out of it. Time to drop this bitch and go on with your life.

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you can always find a 60 year old cougar. if that's not old enough for ur fetish kill urself

Would anyone know if she has any crazy politics are if any?

does she have a scar on her tit

M-mommy?

>black leggings on black background
>can't see shit

Why even post this image?