Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing

>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing

What age is that?

I'm just here for my files, Marty

Around 30

18

40

my age

Friendly reminder this is coming from a guy who couldn't even keep his own family together.

Oh fugg... 34yr NEET

18 desu. I'm almost 19 and getting pretty depressed about still being a kidless virgin. I missed a crucial time in life.

18
It is when a man should start earning his own living and start a family

Does divorce and alimony count as having family or not?

that's the whole point

26

35 here
Haven't fucked in 4 years and probably won't ever again.

I don't know how I should feel.

Yeah. You just have to do the family thing once then you can pretty much fuck off and die because absolutely no one gives a shit about you anymore. Which you've probably figured out for yourself at this point.

What he meant was around 40.

The reality is NEVER get married or have kids. The risk of having your life ruined by outrageous alimony and child support payments to a NEET ex-wife is too great.

A certain one

It's all worth the fulfillment that children bring. There's nothing better in the world.

80. there has to be someone to collect the ashes

>be 27yo touchless virgin
>already seen as a bad thing by normies

just 3 years until your initiation, don't succumb to the call of the flesh

>This triggers all the old virgins on Sup Forums

>listening to a hypocrite
getting married is a meme
if you don't feel the urge to start a family, don't force it

>tfw 31
>tfw friends and acquaintances getting married and getting children
>tfw all get fat, tired and miserable
>tfw feel and look better each passing month
>tfw confidence and pusy game constantly improves

yea its over for me anyway
>not so good looking
>unable to get intimacy
>dating pool is ugly single moms anyway
>the qts are long taken already
>no whores here and I have no money for that

35 max limit.
30 ideal
25 Catholic
20 REALLY Catholic
18 comfy if tough
16 nigger-tier

Is that Homicide: Life on the Street reference?

if you don't have a wife by 25 it's weird
if you don't have a wife by 30 you may as well kill yourself

>26 next month
>still NEET

>little pussy millennial telling me how life should work

Yeah ok

Fuck I'm 18 and worried all the women will be taken by 25. I have to hurry. This is panic attack inducing. I just want to be 30 and have all this crap behind me. This and having kids is all I worry about nonstop.

Never having kids. Even owning a dog is too stressful for me. I like to be free with no responsibilities or anything to worry about.

Getting sucked off by two fresh 18yo's every week is better.

I'm over 25 myself but I can see the writing on the wall

>50% of marriages end in divorce
>Men massively disadvantaged in courts
>Witness my brother getting run over by his ex-wife making it so he can't work, later causing him to get arrested for not paying child support

Gee it's a real wonder why I refuse to have kids and/or get married.

>all women will be taken by 25
how would that work, if you get a fresh supply of 18-20s each year?

Why would an 18 year old want to date a 25 year old?

35

Are you kidding? 18-21 year old girls dating 25+ guys is extremely common.

I lived with my girlfriend from 22-29, never again.

Fuck I need to get out more. I feel like a mess.

Was meant for

I hope you're not the type of guy who worries about baggage, because girl baggage is starting at 14 years nowadays

Do you ever even leave the house?

Horny, probably.

>having kids

Lmao fucking retards

Because you're the old guy.
I dated a 17 when I was 24, shit was so cash.

I can't do that now, it's too creepy for today's pussy society.

>men are meant to be slaves
>if you don't break your back for a woman you aren't a REAL man

top cuck

Where does one find such young girls?

Actually true that. Most wedded couples i know have a five or so year difference between them.

I would prefer it if my wife hasn't fucked anyone.
Yes but not enough.
I don't think that. I just think kids are the most fulfilling thing in life.

>"Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing"

t. a fake character that cheated on his wife, got cheated on by his wife, and ended up estranged from his children

calm down kid, the world isn't going to run out of women and someone as stupid as you should never have kids.

You're fine. This culture is seriously broken when it comes to sex and people vastly overstate its importance. Never trust anyone that acts like sex is something that must be done.

>I would prefer it if my wife hasn't fucked anyone.
Oh shit nigger.

Well good luck.

It's all I want in life. I wish I was exaggerating.
Are you kidding or is the completely serious?

>everyone has sex
>everyone but me

Feels bad man

>Are you kidding or is the completely serious?
Well do you live in China, the Maghreb or Indonesia?... Otherwise you're fucked.

>I would prefer it if my wife hasn't fucked anyone.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

honest answer: 35

I went back to college.
I was the second oldest there.

It felt like a 90s going back to school movie.

>It's all I want in life. I wish I was exaggerating.
these are stupid things to concern yourself with, you're not ready for a family, have you even left home yet?

>tfw too dumb for college

fuck, guess its over

This guy gets it. Only start a family if you genuinely want to, because having children is a massive burden.

I'm in high school.

>engineer in a poor country
>making as much monthly as unemployed frogs in the USA/UK

Feels fucking disgusting, man.

I mean.....most men aren't actually limited by their looks. Ugly af men get laid all the time.

Just do an art course lol, that's what I did when i just wanted to piss about for a few years instead of getting a job

Jesus died at 33, without a wife.
Checkmate, atheists.

It's the age when you're comfortable with your career and have either achieved or given up on your goals. Need to do something with yourself now and having a family is a thing you do at that stage. People used to hit that stage in late 20s, now it's mostly late 30s.

But I want a hot gf

I'm already too old for this I think.
Also have to work 40 hours a fuckig week to survive.

then shut the fuck up you little retard, you're surrounded by girls you can try and fuck. stop crying about having kids when you are a kid.

I need someone like you to yell at me constantly to pull me out of my panic attacks.

He still got laid though

Figuratively.

surely your father thinks your concerns are stupid

Look at it this way, if the chick hasn't fucked anyone by 20 then she's either ugly as all fuck or has a whole different kind of baggage that I'm certain you will not like.

There is also a rare breed of chicks that were butt ugly in their teens but then got cute or stopped eating so fucking much. The trick here? Either they're all taken, or they'd want zero to do with you because who are you anyway just a sperg without a car.

If you really want to be a fag about it you can start dating a fat chick and then make her lose weight (probably together with you anyway lol). In a year's worth you will have your qt pure virgin with an actual personality instead of bimbo trash that have easy lives due to being hot, and you will be happy. Either that or she realizes how much she missed out on by being ugly and dumps your ass to go partying.

t. guy who took an ugly girl, got her hot, then cheated on me

tfw 35 and just now starting to think seriously about the game of life.

I dont regret avoiding it this long, my mom and my older sis both had kids too young, so i knew from a young age that kids==sacrifice.

captcha is lobster???

are you serious? I'm 30 and get hit on by 18s very often

Haven't seen him in 11 years. He was a pedophile and my mother divorced him. Then my mother became an alcoholic and we had to go live with my grandparents. It's probably why I'm so fucked up.

What movie is this from?

What's your income source?

>Past a certain age, a man without hair can be a bad thing

>300 000 united states dollars PER DAY

Thats an expensive prostitute.

Thanks Mr. Goldberg.

spend more time with your grandfather, it sounds like you need a male role model

kill yourself

27 feels like such a threshhold, not necessarily in regards to starting a family, but it seems like an age when you are "finally" out of your youth. I turn 27 soon and the number is extremely daunting, I wish I still had my 20s still ahead of me.

>t. guy who took an ugly girl, got her hot, then cheated on me
Ammmmm I hearing "story time"?

>too old for anything

you're not too old for anything if your body is still fully functional
this meme needs to die

You're probably right.

I'm not rich by any means, if that's what you're asking.

Are you exceptionally attractive?

> Be Marty
> Be a state trooper
> Somehow land a smoking hot doctor for a wife
> Refuse to keep dick in pants
> Only after you get caught twice, one a previous underage sex worker, does she fuck your best friend in order to get you to leave

Yeah man, it was his wife that ruined his life and not his complete lack of impulse control.

Who gives a shit. Focus on having fun. I didn't get laid till I was 21 or 22

Being in a relationship is lame too. I prefer being alone to do hobbies and do whatever I want like going on road trips and shit

Problem Child 2

Don't worry, you will always feel like the next number is when you will "finally" be out of your youth, but it never comes.

I mean are you a bartender or something similar to give you a lot of opportunities to get hit on?

Or a job with benefits like say, altering grades, if you know what I mean.

>Past a certain age, a man posting on Sup Forums can be a bad thing
What age is that?

above average, but not exceptional