Hey roomies - I'm gonna make a run to the store, need anything?
Hey roomies - I'm gonna make a run to the store, need anything?
1 gf pls
Can you pick me up some chips?
a clothesline.
you'll find me under the bridge
Two bottles of store brand orange juice and some firewood.
let me get some candy, some rope, and a shovel
NEW meat tenderizer. I broke our other one the neighbors capybara. Fat, hairy shit was eating our lawn chairs, so you should probably get new lawn chairs as well.
A quart of buttermilk, a gooseberry pie and a pint of three bean salad from the deli
Some Chex mix, starburst, a fifth of vodka, some tonic water, and a lemon please
five loafs of almost out of date bread
some icecream you can pick the flavor
Kleenex...
Vaseline and fun-size candy bars.
a tub of smegma butter
A lamp because someone throw a goddamn rock at my last lamp
Milo's sweet tea :3
Get another ice pack and duck tape
Chocolate milk
Please go to Food City. I work there and there's a profit sharing program that will go into my retirement.
Sleeping pills. Duct tape. Rope. Condoms.
Who buys firewood from the grocery store? Shit's like $5 a log
Some of that shit we used to eat back in the day
Zoloft
So someone's going to have a good time
Kek
Flintstones chewable morphine, please.
I will go there and complain about you
>shit
>log
hehe