Whats up poorfags ;) jelly? I only fly first class unlike you losers

Whats up poorfags ;) jelly? I only fly first class unlike you losers

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Fly over Syria

No

ok how about Iran

That looks like a bulkhead seat to me my guy, not really first class I'm afraid. I'll show you a few of my flights so you can get an idea of what its like.

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Nice fake pic poorfag

Food is definitely the main appeal. Happy to answer any questions about first class travel.

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main course

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dessert

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breakfast after a long sleep (12 hour flight)

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You gonna eat that butter?

Flying is very bad for the climate, how dare you!

after 12 Hours user arrived in australia

nigga you know im bout that butter

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That's an exit row, probably 20 rows back. Definitely not first class.

food from a different first class flight.

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in case it aint obvious, I'm in it for the food.

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I was about to post this too

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kek

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a window is nice but 2 is nicer.

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menu from that flight

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Hey OP guess what I did....
I FLY COACH and I love it.
Most expensive ticket I flew with was $2,100.
I'm the guy playing a super metroid rom at 30,000 feet with a controller going to Easter Island.

So, if you wanted to...could you rub one out to some porn, or does someone stick their head in every now and then?

frankfurt, moscow, hamburg, london, gdansk, helsinki or istanbul?

Can you order as much as you want from the menu ? Or is it only 3 courses

I can't believe you. Send a pic of your dick.

can also be zurich, bangkok or buchuresti. local flights usually dont have info screens or that class thing

thinks he is the only one that flies first class LOL

big fucking whoop.

everytime i fly first class, i steal the blanket. LOL

they make great gifts if you don't unwrap from from the plastic. As they are great for the couch, when watching tv.