Gentlemen. From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty!

>Gentlemen. From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty!

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but isnt Betty a woman's name?

So unfunny.

>So unfunny.

lmao this movie is so quirky and randum just like me and my friends over at Reddit haha :)

Easy, easy!
We don't want to lose any more toes here.

Oh fuck off.

>he doesn't know that Kung Pow is one of Sup Forums's long-time favourite

You have to go back.

Chosen one!

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Joey did it better

Fuuuuuck I've got to watch this again

I get that you're trying to fit in really hard by trying to do the Reddit Meme thing, but you just revealed yourself to be a nu-fag by not remembering the glorious days of the Sup Forums Kung Pow streams.

>Fuuuuuck I've got to watch this again

Stream that film, if you're so great!

>anything fun is Reddit
Fucking neck yourself, you joyless funsponge

this

I wish we could have another Golden Age of Sup Forums.

Everywhere I see there's only this lame "HAHAHAHA" , the "le /r/eddit", Rick & Morty and capeshit memes.
Even the old Pepe / Wojak and Sopranos memes were far superior than this newfaggotry.

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This movie was well loved on here before you graduated middle school, you pedantic faggot.

I love this movie.

I can't believe it's 15 years old.

>3.22mb gif
THAT'S A LOT OF FRAMES

HE JUST LEFT. WITH FRAMES.

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IT WILL BE SIGNIFIGANT

>No one streams it anymore

I remember watching Kung Pow 4 times in 3 days once, shit was pretty good

>HE JUST LEFT. WITH FRAMES.

Fuuuck - beat me to it!

ughh, so transphobic, i just cant...even

I remember seeing it at the theater when it first came out with a friend back in high school. He hated it. I no longer speak to this person.

Did you tell him after the screening "You go that way! I'll go home!" ?

You are a colossal faggot.

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I hate how expensive the dvd is these days.

AND THEN HE KILLED THE DOG

Someone great should stream it, that's for sure!

>gets sexually aroused by Chosen One probing his wound.

Was he our guy?

>Was he our guy?

Nah, that's Betty.
He's edgy with a wicked sense of humor.

CHOWSEN WON!

Fuck off faggot.

WEEE-UUU, WEEEE-UUU, BEEE-U-UUU!

Kung Pow (minus the horrible aged Matrix spoof scene) is absolute unironically the kino to end all kinos.

>minus the horrible aged Matrix spoof scene

So it's not just me, then.
I'm relieved.

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!

Calling everything reddit immediately informs everyone that you're a newfag.

>no blu-ray
>DVD is a gorillion dollars
It's fucking bullshit. I let a friend borrow my copy 7 years ago and the motherfucker vanished like 48 hours later.

Ventriloquists!

fuck u

> not already owning it
kek

No, stop. I have a wound there.

>no stream yet
Stop being fags and stream it already goddamnit

Don't tell mom

Birdie. Birdie birdie birdie.

Unironically the best trans character in movies

I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!

Tell me...if you see...a radioshack.

I always liked the visual gags, like:

>[Mouth movements indicating 10 seconds of wild yelling]
>[Gently] I implore you to reconsider

Oooh so cute.

bye bye!

How many miles would you say? Ten million?

I remember rewinding that scene about 15 times while crying of laughter with a couple mates. Shit never gets old

>Birdie. Birdie birdie birdie.

Tiger... tiger, tiger...

Has anyone seen the original movie?
>tfw I see the Chinese actors in other kung fu flicks

Im bleeding, making me the victor!

This movie would be accused of cultural appropriation nowadays.

>Tiny net

Remember watching this kino with my dad and crying laughing at this scene

THATS A LOT OF NUTS

>Yi-yiiiiiiiii!
>Bluh

I have never not laughed at tonguey sticking out his tongue.

Thanks for reminding me why fun isn't allowed any more.

I bought Savage Killers because of Kung Pow. It's fine if you like Kung Fu, but the problem is you can't watch it without inserting lines from Kung Pow and laughing your ass off.

Yup, the fact that it was done by a white guy would make "problematic"

Remember, we live ina world where people accuse McDonald's Mulan sauce of being racist, this movie would never fly today.

It could be why the dvd is out of print and there's no blu ray as a matter of fact.

kys pleb

Not even cartoons are safe anymore.

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The fuck's wrong with you?

Where the fuck is the stream??

Please, stop ! Wimp Lo sucks as a fiighter ! A child could beat him.

>Watching kung pow alone since no one will stream it.

its just not the same.

The DVD had the option to watch with the original audio. He's actually screaming "I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY"

So when's that sequel coming out.

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plebs

will i get sued if i stream it one day

OPEN YOUR MOUTH

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

Cowboy Tanaka

You just get stranger and stranger and stranger.

My friends and I pretty much just constantly quote this movie in our every day speech, and it somehow never becomes stale. We've been doing it for like 10 years, and a well-timed Kung-Pow quote will still reduce us to tears.

It's also great fun to get your mates together and assign each person a character to speak for, then watch the movie with the volume turned low. Whenever anyone messes up a line or laughs, you take a drink. You'll be drunk and on the floor laughing 40 minutes in.

its Tiger and Crane Fists starring Jimmy Wang, from One Armed Boxer, or sequel Master of Flying Guille

Why do the comedies that are actually funny always get panned?

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS

Why is this movie so fun and charming???!!!???

no it wouldn't because it's a self conscious parody, you absolute bitter idiot