So to deactivate the bomb, we are going to need to recalibrate its central defibrillators...

>So to deactivate the bomb, we are going to need to recalibrate its central defibrillators, enabling us to employ a rudimentary method of-
>Uhh can I get that in English please, brainiac?

ya just flip the switch!

>soviet villain makes a bomb
>hero tries to defuse it
>"do i cut the red wire or blue wire"
>implying the russians didn't only use black wire for all their machines

>Character stabs villain in the back with his dagger
>*BACK STABBER!"

>and your OTHER dagger!

>Character stands in a puddle of mud
>Hey, dude, you're standing in mud.
>Oh shit.

>was that me?

>cut to characters fucking
>girl doesnt shit all over male charcter because shes been constipated the passed three days

really breaks the immersion

They didn't. They used all sorts of colorful yellow, blue, brown, white and mixed wires.
>t. Eastern Yuropoor who makes cash on the side fixing cars and tractors

>What did you say your name was?
>I didn't

YOU SEE THAT BIG RED LEVER?

>Character is wearing a tutu
>that looks pretty gay, man
>yeah I know
>then why are you wearing it?
>I lost a bet
>oh
>yeah
>what was the bet?
>I don't really want to talk about it
>oh ok

Every. Single. Time.

You mean the one that says ''do not pull?''

>have you ever successfully raped me?
>i have... in the simulator

>captcha tells me to pick squares with vehicles
>click the street signs
>it accepts

>that WAS my other dagger!

>character has a propeller hat
>"GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER
>Flies away

>captcha says to type blvd studio
>type Nigger Studio
>it accepts

>typing your captchas
Is this 2013?

>using new captcha
jesus christ

What a weird name

>character browses Sup Forums for 4 years
>doesnt know any better that theres a settings option in front of him the whole time
>believes hes been cucked by the new captcha

>captcha: pool close

dumb frogposter

>calls out the frogposters
>still saves every pepe

Everytime.

>dumb frogposter makes a thread
>"delete your thread"
>"and your other thread"

I do this same exact thing. Maybe Jewgle has outsmarted us with reverse kikeology

>and your OTHER name

>character uses nucaptcha
>takes longer and more likely to fail
>doesn't realize oldcaptcha is fucking easy as hell now and it's very unlikely to get an unreadable word
lmao fucking retard probably didn't know how to touch type
or worse, he's a phone poster

>character is long time chaner
>doesn't know he can resize the reply box

>character phoneposts
>gets stuck with the nucaptcha
>rages about it on an international lava yahtzee forum

Lolololololol

>character doesnt know he can move the page select box wherever he wants

>character doesnt use sylish to customize his Sup Forums viewing experience

dont tell you faggots actually do this

bomb squad?