/balt/ & /ausnz/

Why Didn't You Vote No? Edition

This is the official thread

Yay!

why aren't you wearing a skirt user

Because I don't have one... But I will get one with Christmas monii
Should I just get a maid outfit, or a regular frilly skirt?

Sure, just maybe not in public

>everybody skipped my thread
so it's treason then
You people have no etiquette and make me sick

>Going to sunshine coast for uni in Jan
>Moving into either Varsity, UniCentral or The Village
Which one is better?

I think it was pity because I tried twice Y-you can make the next one, user.

>just maybe not in public
especially in public desu

That's not the point

I'm the official poster

I’m having a small break. How is everyone going today?

I-I’m sorry user

You should punish me for it, then.

>especially in public desu
But that's embarrassing!
Not too bad, how's work?

FINALLY CAN GET MARRIED!!!! THANK YOU AUSTRALIA!

>But that's embarrassing!
Exactly my point!
Are you telling me you don't want me to pick you up by your thighs so we can kiss?

why not both?

Your thread was shit compared to this one
Alright, how about you, terminated anyone's account today?

>we get winston peters into parliament
>australians show the world how loose their arseholes are

What a year lads

I thought we decided on Independence or did that just get thrown out the window.

I ate some nuts and feel sick. Almost fell asleep in a meeting as well.
YOU WERE MEANT TO LOSE IT WOULDVE BEEN FUNNY AAAAAH

My threads are the best threads
Stop being a bully, not my fault I'm surrounded by newfags

Well when you put it like that...

If I can afford it, I will!
Where do I buy the cute anime-type outfits I see a lot of the traps wearing? A special cosplay site or something?

Well nobody joined my fucking thread so I guess not.
Here I was trying to save the balts, but nope

Y-you got trips at least?
Please don't be angry at me, kiwi-san

Not today. Everyone is clean so far.

and don't forget piggyback rides desu

That's my secret, I'm always angry

>My threads are the best threads
Haha no, this thread was made my a yank and yet it's better than yours
>Stop being a bully
No way you loser nerd
*takes your lunch money*
*stuffs you in a locker*
*does other stereotypical bully things*
Just axe some random guys account for a laugh

N-now I'm angry too. I tried being nice.
*takes his pokemon cards*
*gives him a swirly*

wtf now I hate America

Some guy tried to axe our boss as a joke but ended up getting shouted down by her.

Don't bully him too hard, the slut gets off on that kinda thing

Whoa..
You can be a real baddie when you want to be, I think I'll be on my toes around you from now on...

mmm I'd have to see an example of what you mean probably

Don't worry I only bully people that deserve it

Okay, fair enough.

>halfway bang fist on laptop for freezing
>the front of the laptop is on my balls so all of the force hits me in the nuts
aaaaaaaaaaae
Lemme look

Nambour lad. Best little town in Australia

What did I do to deserve it?

Pretty drunk tbqh. Hopefully if i drink enough poof marriage might seem like a good idea

Ahhhh I see, well then keep up the good work user!

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You're a bully yourself, so you deserve a taste of your own medicine
Kitty!

I saw you post this in another thread.
Explanation?

Ok desu
Of course! Don’t get too drunk.
Is that your house?

Post more of you kitty pleade

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Fuck Japan always looks so comfy

Can't really seem to find any. Basic just those cute anime girl-esque outfits. I'll see what J-list has.

Ooh, locks that prevent you from being able to take your high heels off.

that's pretty lewd

that'd be a bummer if you couldn't walk in heels~

C-cute. I need to get back to work now desu.

I guess you'd just have to find something to do on your knees then...
Bye, user!!

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like...clean the floor?! :o

It's a kind of cleaning, and you use your tongue.
Guess!

I'm starting to lose weight again

Is this good for you?

It took me a couple of months to get my weight up so no

Eating less?

Ah. What do you think is causing it? High metabolism?

A little, I didn't think it would be that bad. I didn't want to keep gaining weight

I just don't eat much

Then start having meals in between meals?

I already have trouble eating more, I don't think I could eat between meals

>keep trying to lock my dick in a homemade chastity from a tutorial I found a while back using pantyhose
>every time I try to put it in it gets too hard to bind
>try to put my dick in a bowl of ice to shrink it
>it has no effect
My dick is too strong for your mortal implements.

Nice trips, user-kun.
I had the same problem back when I tried eating more to gain muscle.
Maybe try it in smoothie form? For muscle mass I used whey.
Are you trying to be feminine or masculine?

it's a sign to free the beast I guess

feminine

You need to seal that demonic monster user.
It's too powerful to be allowed to roam free.

How the fuck do I vote NO on something? Did you mean abstain?

You can abstain a vote, but you can't specifically vote No on something.

That's like saying you Voted A Rainbow Out Of Existence.

Some birds just weren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright.
Ah. Well, I'm not really sure, you can probably gain weight by doing lots of butt/thigh exercises

Abstaining from a Rainbow is called sleeping or blinking, why does nobody get this basic concept?

Going for a nap. Wake me in 2 hours please

I will desu.

With a blowjob preferably, but hey, you do you ~desu.

AAAAAH A TREE JUST FELL ON THE TRAIN TRACKS SO ALL OF THE TRAINS HAVE STOPPED

>An Australian posts a picture of a Japanese anime girl holding a Confederate flag.
This is the only kind of multiculturalism I approve of!

Do You Need Eye Surgery? That's The Number 3 You Fucking Retard!

Toil finishing for the day very soon.

Th-thanks desu
What are you on about?

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What Work? I'm Already Blotto.

See? You do need Eye Surgery.

How can I fill that tiny mouth with ANY cum, let alone MINE?

*SIGH* I'm heading out. Y'all can puzzle it out yaselves.

You can keep your fucking chicken scratch gobbledygook outta my thread thank you very much.

After cumming I was able to die my dick down properly
It probably wont be sufficient desu
I'm just such a BIG GUY

tie*
Wewww hohohoh that's a whole nother sentence.

dyed dicks will be the next big thing trust me

I'm always late with the trends so I'll dye my dick early to be ahead of the curve.

Or, combine both our ideas:
Tie dyed dicks.
What flavour would that be?

TRENDSETTERS

tied up Tye-dye dicks? hmm I dunno

>shaved without cutting myself
today is a good day

Shaved face or legs?

just my face
no point in doing the legs atm

hey qt. did you shave your legs too?

Are your legs so long it would take you all day to shave them?

I still wonder if I can sneak my bf away from his dad

I guess
It's just I have nobody to look at them so there is no point in blunting a razor and spending half and hour shaving

I've got no one to look at my legs but I still shave them, It just feels super nice and fresh

but you only have like 2 inches of leg to shave
it's far easier for you

Hey, why do manlets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.