Capitalism

> Capitalism
> Based immigration policy
> True democracy
> Neutral
> Thriving

Name a better country

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It's not that capitalist tho.

>all that and still only the second best country with a red and white flag

>based immigration policy

Have you ever been there? There's shitskins galore.

Pro tip: you can't.

It's a lot harder to become Swiss now.

A fucking medpack

It has free health care and some other socialist policies but taxes are low and economic freedom is higher than most places

I unironically think Switzerland is the best country.

>It has free health care

I wish, I pay 300.- per month for my healthcare and it's mandatory to have an insurance. They're all private companies too.

This.

Huh. I read somewhere it was government provided. Is it a government-provided-but-if-you-want-quality-healthcare-buy-private type thing?

NZ would be if we didn't have a filthy kike jew for a PM.

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Muh gott i love swiss. Truly greatest country.

>It has free health care

also, of the OP post, maybe 3rd and 4th point may apply, rest can be argued. But even those two aren't set in stone

No. You're just required to have one. The government doesn't provide one for you.

That's awesome. Switzerland is even better than I thought

When I was in die Schweiz, it was a pretty shit country desu. Sure, it looks nice. But their are a lot of immigrants there and the bus stations are cesspools of degenerate youth. Everything is expensive as fuck too.

>Is it a government-provided
No, but it's mandatory to have an health insurance.

There are multiples insurance companies you can chose from. None of them are government owned. You usually have two package, the mandatory one for basic things and a plus one.

For the basic package you choose how much deductible you want (usually from 500 to 2000). Higher deductible give you lower premium. Prices may vary from one company to another but the services covered are all the same. It's usually from 200 to 500, it depend on where you live, your age and your deductible.

Plus package usually cost nothing (about 50 per month) and cover all kind of services, like private hospital rooms and the like. It depend on the company.

Everyone knows that Switzerland is the shit but you better have a lot of money saved up to move there

way less than here

>but you better have a lot of money saved up to move there

or just be black and claim you're from Eritrea that does the trick as well

Highest migrant population

Take that however you will

>Is it a government-provided-but-if-you-want-quality-healthcare-buy-private type thing?

No, you're thinking of us, lad.

This.

If you're Turk you can also ask your embassy and they will give you a small sum to open a disgusting Pizza/Kebab.

Or be a slav and manage to get your country in a civil war and then bombed by the US, does the trick as well.

You have a lot options really.

I want to move to Switzerland.
I have the money, I'm white and I know a bit if German.
I've heard that not the entire country is a shithole.

Should I still move, or is it bad everywhere?

>ywn learn to speak Swiss
Why live

>speak Swiss
American education

Bastards rejected the neetbux
>ywn be comfy

Most rural areas are fine. Cities with more than 30k people (that's a lot here, it's mostly small towns/cities) are shit.

And thier flag is a big plus.

>what is allemanic german
Their dialect is bizarre.

>socialized medicine

there is no perfect place yet, but the swiss are close
>you will NEVER be swiss

any "big" city will be your average multicultural shithole, villages and smaller towns are usually less of a shithole (though there are exceptions). But I guess that goes for most western countries so dunno. But since we're in the middle of the EU clusterfuck it probably won't get better in the future, so maybe staying in canada is a better move if le funny weedman doesn't cuck it into another sweden

None exists. It is measurably, verifiably, objectively the best country on the planet.

A fucking leaf

Underrated

They will understand you if you speak German, but a german will not understand Swiss German. Sometimes Swiss Germans don't understand each others too.

I'm from the French speaking side.

Singapore. I want a country that's not in the USA's pocket.

>government job
>pays for skiing trips
>injured
>government healthcare pays for treatment
>government pays bills during rehab
>back to government job

you know it happens every fucking day for decades now. i guess that's cool with such a slim population. i guess they like it this way.

What does a swiss/pol/ack looks like?
I can't picture you guys in real life.

What happened to the universal basic income vote?

>Highest migrant population
A lot of those migrants are Germans and people from other European countries.

Yep no one can compete with Poland.

from white Europe. that's some diversity to get behind.

No America is just constantly being fleeced right now, has been for the last 15 years.

We're just that badass that its taking this long to fleece us.

in all seriousness switzerland is better than any european country

also to move here you just need to find a job. your company will certainly help you settle here, then once you're here it's easy to stay : have a job, don't commit crime.

This
Because they cant stand it any longer in their muslim infested sjw countries.

true, unfortunately europeans often get a swiss nationality after a couple years
and they inevitably vote like the fucking leftists they are.

it's a good thing most of switzerland is swiss-german though, we still get some sensible results during votations, but still, the leftists votes are growing every years
it's incredibly scary

I wish I could purge the French living in this country.

Also id say we are the toughest country when it comes to laws regarding muslims in europe.
Burka=banned
Minarets=banned
Dont want to assimilate to our culture?=no citizenship for you ahmed

I heard there are lots of lower europeans though, poortuguese plumbers and spaniard dish washers for instance.

Es sin immer d romands digge

>> Capitalism
>> Based immigration policy
>> True democracy
>> Neutral
>> Thriving
Sweden does all of those things better.

Germany loves you. We want our country to become like yours. Some of us secretly hope you might one day conquer us so we will be freed from Merkel.

Sadly most of you hate us.

I do understand why...

True but i d say a large majority are from germany

>Burka=banned
this isn't country wide.

I mean unless you don't consider geneva a part of switzerland, which I wouldn't mind, but officially it still is a swiss canton

Schwiiz is totally based and I'd love to live there. I'm STEM and make good money but my specific degree would probably be useless there. Feels bad man. I'll visit sometime though. The family really wants to go to Europe for vacation before it turns into a caliphate.

Yeah, it's pretty neat. What little German I remember from high school was even more useless when I tried listening to some.

Nice try abdul

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Why does Switzerland still have conscription? Seems like a waste of money desu.

>Based immigration policy
if you ever visit us you will be in for a rude awakening

Mass rejected. It's the kind of thing you don't even bother to vote because you know the outcome in advance.

Well, not anymore. It used to be mostly Italians, Portuguese, Spaniard back in the day. Then we had a mass influx of Bosnian/Croats and god help us Serbs and Kosovo in the 90's. Some areas have a lot of Turks too and lately we've got a lot of Africans.

They mostly stick to "big" cities though.

I bi Schwiizer in Durchreis

>be in switzerland
>employ germans to wash my toilets
Sounds great. I'll see if i manage to get a scholarship at ETH and stay, of course as long as you guys don't fall for leftist bullshit like the rest of Europe.

Maybe to instill a little martial virtue in young people that might otherwise be limpwrist faggots

so.. like america's shitty system now?

>burka = banned
only in ticino I think?
>minaret= banned
still can't believe that went through in like 2009 or something?

>Sadly most of you hate us.

>I do understand why...

I think most Germans just appear too direct compared to the average Swiss. Gives the whole "I come and take whatever I want" vibe and thus many are not too fond. Then again, I think as a whole it's kinda hard to get a someone to open up/better relationship, we're kinda like the Finns quite cautious (or maybe autistic) dealing with strangers.

Lol
Wie kasch ärnsthaft dänke dass schwede guet isch wennde Sup Forums browsisch?

>They mostly stick to "big" cities though.
I wish. disgusting niggers literally everywhere. whole villages uprooted and moved to Switzerland to live here paid by the tax payer while simultaneously shitting on our culture and customs. I hate them so much.

You're required to have healthcare in the US?

Can you pick between companies?

>lately we've got a lot of Africans.
Oh yeah, I saw this recently:

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how do you stay neutral without an army ?
I don't want to be annexed by germany
it's just that german people always appear meek, and the way you talk.

all the romands I know always vote against the left though...
>They mostly stick to "big" cities though.
well yeah it's easier to sell drugs if you're already in the city

in tiny villages you always see them leave early and come home late after they've sold all their drugs
it's hilarious. they also always live with multiple other immigrants in one house.

I swear like 80% of blacks I see in switzerland are just drug dealers

There are only seconds.

There have never been a greater group of men to inhabit the earth than the American. The most successful political experiment in all of human history. The spirit of Hope and Liberty captured and shared for all. God bless OP, and God bless Armenia.

>how do you stay neutral without an army ?
Getting rid of conscription does not mean getting rid of the army.

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I will be a fulbright scholar and have gone to one of the best schools of business in the USA. White non felon. What are my chances of immigrating?

>minimal spending on security and armed forces
>based welfare system
>high standard of living
>muzzies can't randomly come in and populate everything

Switzerland is truly a good country

Godspeed.

>muzzies can't randomly come in and populate everything
wrong

>still can't believe that went through in like 2009 or something?
that's because of what Erdogan said
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it made it really ez for the vote to pass

we'd never have enough trained people if we did that

disgusting.
I hope that "brood-mother" had an accident with her 7 baboons and isn't here anymore.

you can pick insurance provider, however the price went up to about 2x what it was before. Basically the law just put tons of money in insurance providers pockets.

find a job and it's 100%

The only thing they need is their own Sampson option in case Merkel tries to invade them with an """""EU """""Army"""""""""" and force """""refugees""""" onto them.

But capitalism is shit user.

>we'd never have enough trained people if we did that
As far as I know, your only strategy during the Cold War was to put dynamite in everything and retreat to the mountains anyways.

Me too, desu. America's still #1 though.

I'm memeing. I'm Swedish and Sweden is shit.

Please give asylum when this country collapses. I did an exchange semester in Zurich and loved it.

armed neutrality

>muzzies can't randomly come in and populate everything
they can, with their behavior they just can't become Swiss citizens. I think that's why they usually try to keep a low, because any happening and the next thing to come is a motion about cutting religious rights. The burqa banning is a first step

We are not a nation of men, but of laws, ideas, and aspirations.

Yes it's a shame we can't tax their cocaine business we could fund every refugee shelter in the country and we would still have some money left.

Fucking niggers. If you see a nigger in the street in switzerland, if you ask him for cocaine you have 99% to have some in the next 15 minutes.

Truly the best country, besides the Confederate States of America.

yes you can pick but because it is mandated all companies jacked their prices up because lol required by law

also insurers cant compete across state lines. which means if you live in Minnesota you have to buy insurance from a company in Minnesota. nowhere else

all in all its pretty shit, a very basic package for a young single person with a fuckhuge deductible is still around $200/month

Nothing is more easily spun than a group of statistics. Can be interpreted a million ways.

good luck with that when you are officially blacked

America before the patriot act and before the glass steagall legislation in 1997.

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I get my insurance through my University and it is like $1000/semester, thats like 3 months

>they can, with their behavior they just can't become Swiss citizens. I think that's why they usually try to keep a low, because any happening and the next thing to come is a motion about cutting religious rights. The burqa banning is a first step

I wish mudslimes only had the right to work here, no rights to live here, no rights to wear their stupid clothes, they could only work and shut the fuck up.
A man can dream.

can't really say I have an argument against that
it's just that to preserve the country and our neutrality, it's better to have every able man ready to fight.
and fuck, mandatory service never hurt anybody.
it can only make you better

keep dreaming, Friend