Missing US NUKES FOUND!

Koksal Baba has taken the nukes and is now holding the world hostage!
What do?

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Nukes aren't real

How can nukes be real if our eyes arent?

Tell that to Japan.

And if they were we would deactivate the atoms within them.

Bow to my new Sultan

They're not when you deactivate the atoms

shit lads, only quads can stop him now

Just disable the atoms nigga, damn

>deactive the atoms

WILL MANMORES FINALLY LEARN?

KÖKSAL BABA ORCHESTRATED THE COUP IN TURKEY COMFIRMED

>what is firebombing
American education

This. It's a clever cold war scare achieved with lots and lots of TNT. See pic related - notice the bottom of the mushroom cloud is underexposed compared to the rest of the picture and obviously offset from the mushroom cloud proper. If Nukes Are Real Why Would Pictures Be Faked?

Wtf I hate nukes now

Let's smash some atoms.

How would you explain the radiation injuries after ww2 then?

put his tasty little wang in my mouth and get gobbling

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oh no, it's the insane Canadian and his "nuclear weapons don't really exist" meme again. How the fuck do you explain the hundreds of visible tests including in Earth orbit or the ability to let the (fission) genie out of the bottle slowly in the form of nuclear power? let me guess- TNT again? are you a pin head?

WOAH HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pray tell me how the US would have gotten a single device with 30,000,000lbs of TNT to explode roughly 2k feet above Hiroshima and lead to the effects on people one would expect from radioactive material when the largest bomber at the time could only carry 20,000lbs?

>fire-bombing made this place not possible to live in for tens of years
k senpai

Just leave it to the NATO, they have the technology to shut down the atoms in the bomb. Nothing to worry about

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Forgot to add that no amount of TNT exploding produces the flash that even the smallest of nuclear weapons create.

Fission is real and legit but this "hey lets smash a metal against a metal and this will release six trillion gorillions of joules of energy" meme is pure science fiction reinforced by government propaganda and underpaid physicists. Hiroshima/Nagasaki damages are consistent with firebombing.

>not activating the atoms after activating your almonds

And his partner is still carrying out attacks everyday. HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?!

Yea they are but all we gotta do is turn off the atoms.

wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=rM9jN7z6Lxs

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so you are insane and possibly pin head to boot?

This has to be bait, nobody is this stupid.

noice!

DUBS DISARM THE BOMB

QUADS SEND IT TO ANOTHER BOARD

TRIPS DETONATE IT

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Alright i am game.

boom

detonate please

ALLAHU ACKBAR!

kek

ok

The nukes are getting disarmed pretty quick.

RE-ARMED

Send to Sup Forums

Okay i guess rawl again, if we get quads send it to /po/

Don't worry, we'll just shut down the atoms

/lgbt/

>1 off
so close.

Ask for forgiveness

>a fucking leaf

you do know that the sun is a massive H-bomb, right?

doesn't everyone just send it to Sup Forums since they can't dub?

>leaf in charge of not shitposting
lmao