A war between Mexico and Brazil, who would win, Mexico or Brazil?

A war between Mexico and Brazil, who would win, Mexico or Brazil?

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What the fuck is going on in your country? How do you have internet?

Mexicans because they have Despacito

Fuck off, Maduro. Pay attention to your country

Neither can successfully invade the other, so no one. But Brazil has the better military and GDP, but Mexico has the biggest manufacturing power and solvency, while our GDP isn't that far behind.

>tl;dr
No one

be nice to the veneco, pals

We can't go to war, we are too far away and simply don't have the means to get to ecah other.

Brazil could conquer all of Latin America from south to north, nothing can stop us.

Same, I legitimately thought that you guys would have lost luxury goods by now. If only Simon Bolivar could have seen what's happened to his old nation.

Why don't you speak in Spanish?

Why dont both invade your shithole

so that other people can understand us, we speak spanish in /lat

Fuck off.
Whenever you are not talking shit about Mexico you try to get us into fights with everyone else. What's your fucking problem?

Peru

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Sorry but I don't need to understand what are you talking about though???????????

he's right though, you know what kinda thread this is

well, no one is forcing you to read chink

wat

>nothing can stop us.
except maybe a few mexicans

It's general opinion of human race

look at this dude

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ching chong ding dong
sorry cant speak chinese

Looks like they're having lots of fun though. Is that ash put on them or did they just have their Afro-Peruvian military personnel do circus acts for the fun of it? Doesn't matter. Occupied territory in Cuba is over, Peru is now my new friend.

Fuck bostilians fuck direitistas bolsominions and specially fuck sulistas

We already had this thread, no one can reach each other who ever attempts to do so dies
end of story
No you cant

We would win because Brazilians are incredibly incompetent at everything.

Brazil because the cherrypicked chads a Spanish posted here last week.

In a conventional war, Brazil without a doubt. They have modern weapons and even an ancient aircraft carrier. Our Air Force still flies F-5 and it doesn't have more than 20 of them, the same number of Lynx light tanks, our heaviest combat vehicle.

They are also almost the double of us. Also, they are way more violent than us, we only had to deal with high homicide rates in the past 10 years, Brazil has decades with experience about surviving in favelas.

Add that their economy grew the double than ours in the current century and I guess that our only chance would be to live off the desert because if we try to hide in the jungle those monkeys are going to get us faster.

and Mexicans aren't?

cuck

This. Bostilians are only good at contracting aids and sucking tranny cock.

They could do a great porn

>They have modern weapons
Are you kidding me, our military use Taurus guns, we're only efficient at killing ourselves.
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>goblino

Ignore him, just some loser who calls every Mexican he doesn't like a gringo sexpat.

what does that mean and what is that image it's spooky

They only win in a equal scenario, taking out of the equation geography
Their carrier is out of commission and even if they put it back in fighting shape the plane it carries is the A4 Skyhawk, an attacker plane, no match even for our ancient F5 (If they bring back their carrier we bring back our fleet of F5)
So when they get close to us we have air superiority, their subs are the only real threat that can be easily managed by using our corvettes as target saturation

>mexican

el monstruo

Automatic gun

It's a sinkhole in Belize

Also if they decide to go for the traditional invasion point by Veracruz, shallow waters make their subs useless and puts their fleet at against our gulf fleet in a more level playing field

>weeb
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Do Mexicans or any latino country have a compilation like this? That Spaniard only posted Brazilians

No

>implying there are enough hot guys (specially in the armed forces) in Mexico to do a collage like that
This country indio and manlet central.

But no seriously.
How did they go from this...

You will have quite the hard time finding them

neither they have no real way of reaching each other and supporting an army logistically.

those aren't normal bostilians either, average height in bostil is 1,50m

*vomits*

...to THIS?

I don't care if it's cherrypicking, I love dirty army pics

An American guy had a collection in /hm/ but he is offline since august

>chilean police

bostilians are too effeminate and cucked to look like that

What's a bostilian and why do I keep seeing that word lately?

Yeah, but Brazil has delicious white men while Mexico is full of dirty and sticky shitskins

CARABINEROS

I'm a burger, I forget to check the source at times.

>Brazil
>white

Only Brazil is gay enough to have creepy gay men with enough patience to stalk the facebook of strangers to find their uniform and shirtless pictures. I don't think any other country has crazy people like this.

It means Shitzilian. Which is a quite accurate definition of us Brazilian.

Why do war/army threads always turn gay?

Brazil would win even if it was Brazil x America (except USA and Canada)

>Blockades soybean exports
>Brazilian economy collapses
>Again

>Poor spics with corrupted government
>Large internal unrest, law enforcement act like a gang, little to no funding to a standing military
>Nation-wide dislike of government
VS
>Poor spics with corrupted government
>Large internal unrest, law enforcement act like a gang, little to no funding to a standing military
>Nation-wide dislike of government
Who would win?

Go ahead. I'd rather have you as my southern neighbor. Deport the mexicans somewhere else far away.

Que le valga verga a la verga pinche chinito chinchong AJUA ARRIBA EL NORTE PARIENTON VIEJON

Doesn't Brazil still use the Leopard 1A5? As far as I know their domestic MBT failed to sell and was scrapped.

>I love dirty army pics

Me too. I already saved all. I have some pics from US army, Korean army, Russian army and Spanish army.

This is actually soft porn. British, American and Russian soldiers take photos showing their dicks and asses. Russians even do amateur porn.

Where can I find these soldiers naked? I'm sure they have big dicks or asses.

Brazil easily, without foreign intervention of course

fucking faggot

kys

Here in Brazil it's not seen as gay to post your pictures in briefs, it's actually considered manly, that's why our autists can find it.

this

Easily how? They're going to invade in canoes?

skipping through trees naruto style

kyss my fists faggot

kek, good luck with that

This. Brazil has the better military and economy. Just better people in general. Also Brazil has won world cups and mexico can't even make it to the finals. Brazilians dominate professional skateboarding and mma. Mexico does not. Brazil is the best country in south america right now.
Also this.

bit gay

test

>Also Brazil has won world cups a
fucking irrelevant

Better economy? They export commodities ffs, for a country more than twice our size in territory and population they don't exactly double our economy. If you're going to count meme stuff like sports Mexico is a historic/well established boxing powerhouse.

>Naruto style
Okey now you made me nervous
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this is great though

they are cucks

Manpower, bigger population and stronger military mainly

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@81818134
no me hables cuck

kys

Probably Brazil because they have a better navy and air force

dont be ridiculous most of our population are starving african children tier

> being this self deprecating

Which counts for shit if they can't make it through unless you unironically believe they can run over water naruto style.

If we were talking a total war scenario it would unironically be far less costly for both us and them to develop nukes than building naval forces on the scale necessary for an invasion and then what you've got is a nuclear stalemate.

There's no realistic scenario in which Brazil alone, without allies, invades Mexico.

how are a bunch of illiterate tapperworm infested children supposed to cross an ocean?

Chile will destroy both of them

Any pics from another south american soldiers?