USA vs CANADA - OLYMPIC WOMEN'S HOCKEY FINAL - OFFICIAL GAME THREAD 5

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burger Bump

heart rate is increasing desu

pls win America

USA USA USA

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU FEEL FINE
WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME

was the answer btw

HELLO OUT THERE

izat jagr

Who /literallyshakingoverwomenshockey/ here?

This is not a real sport

First goal wins right?.

no.

Repeat of 2014 please

20 min overtime holy shit hurry tf up

81816982
*dives*

nervous desu

The roastie thing is a meme, it's a lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

I have 500 riding on this game... on Canada.

Odds were too good. Don't call me a traitor bros.

500 to win 2000

Good post

>betting on hockey
>ever

KYS

First time watching hockey? How the fuck do teams even score when the goalie is bigger than the goal? How did they score 4 points this match? Does it just take fucking up bigly by the goalie? like accidently moving out of front of the goal?

work in 5 hours and 20 minutes

I mean not quite but it is exciting desu

STUPID SLUTS DONT FUCK THIS UP

shant be spoonfeeding brits

gonna go smoke a bowl and have a nice long sleep, just wanted to let you know

>tfw work nights and it's my weekend

25-30 shots per game

Hey US ill give you 20 BigMacs to throw.

I know that feel

i know

Just in case you're not being intentionally retarded.

The puck is small and the goal is more than big enough for a good player. The accuracy of a hockey player is too good to make the goal bigger.

>tfw still a student so reading week

womens hockey IQ is just fucking brutal

>Climate Change
What's in the folder lad?

>some retard posts a fake thread with naked Knight
>most of the shitposting in the real thread suddenly stops

nice

Why don't they balance the puck on their stick and walk it into the goal?

Why are the players in full make-up?

wellington please go

The second half of this game is showing that US is better than us

I hope you lose now

Just finished my shift. Watching the rest at the bar

stick-to-stick contact or a bodycheck

Canada is a non country why are they even allowed to play USA

Stop making me think I’m trying to enjoy this game

Says Japan LUL

>Japan
Opinion discarded

UK, Australia, and Japan be like
>this thread is going a little too well for my liking

>it's a Canada wins hockey gold episode

i guess based america really did cuck you guys

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Because Canada and America are Hockey fanatics compared to the rest of the world.

why can't our men's program be competitive? is it cuz we're the only country that props up women's athletics?

don't you have a dolphin to go eat?

Ok srs wtf is Canada doing this game, it's horrible.

rich white men can play a lot of other sports, but women only really have hockey

post drunk scott

all the good American players go straight to the NHL.

so choose what you want, good American players in the NHL, or good American players in the Olympics when the NHL decides not to go. you can't have both.

Sweden, Finland, Czech Republic

FUCKING POULAIN NEED SOME BETTER ENDURANCE

Justin Trudeau is the greatest world leader alive today.

It's because the NHL and the IOC are having a lover's spat and our male team was literally whos this time around.

USA hockey, the organization, is pretty notoriously stupid and arrogant.

Is that a real question??
The good Americans are all in the NHL, bro.

Is it penalty shootouts if they don't score a goal?

This is US's game to lose. Canada playing like shit

LOSING YOUR FUCKING STICK. GODAMMIT

Nice one Aussie

Is he even a hockey fan?

And the summer sports and skiing

>tfw all the /hoc/ cancer tripfags out themselves in one thread and you can grab their codes and filter them all in one fell swoop

they look so fucking tired...
its just 1 OT. No cardio bunny on that team?

So is your country I can't wait for Canadian tears

does womens hockey have a too many women violation

this is going to end in shoot-outs isnt it

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Chain smokin' and Drinkin'

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the last time our nhlers won anything was?

Lmao what the fuck was that shot

This DJ must like Usher

If Canada loses this game it's because of refpuck and nothing else.

Why is women's hockey no check? We have women's mma and boxing

GET A CHANT GOING LADS

THE LADIES NEED OUR POWERS

SEND IT TO EM

HELP EM TO GOLD

WIN USA WIN

I BELIEVE

I BELIEVE THAT

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

LETS GO USA LETS GO

USHA USHA USHA

Only bodybuilding roiding squatgrrls with 1000+ pics on insta

Can all non-American/Canadians and retards with absolutely 0 hockey knowledge please leave the thread and go count grains of rice or something. You fucking idiots are shitting up the thread

yes but its called too many MEN
also the defense players are called defenseMEN

patriarchy always wins in the end

mfw that pic

cant even mount a single chance because of this pathetic endurance

Can these thots please do something. 20 minutes of fucking overtime

szabus is the only reason canada is still in this game desu

>playing music in the middle of a game
What is this meme shit?

>missing that

Man, they're playing really pathetically out there.

Stanley Cup about 10 months ago

this

fuck off Australia
fuck off United Kingdom
fuck off New Zealand
fuck off """Japan""" a.k.a weeb ex-pat English teacher

what a fucking save