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*switches over immediately*
>go take shower
>come back to brit
>he is back
very racist edition
shan't be using obsolete formats in my house
>Lesbians repulse me on a spiritual level
Toil has commeced
t minus 8 hours remaining
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nah lad its an anti-racist (anti-white) edition actually
george soros paid for it
>Lesbians repulse me on a spiritual level
Toil starting in about 11 hours lads.
Currently on the mandated toil respite period of 30 minutes.
toil finished an our ago lads
glad to know that coincidence detector still works on the new shitfox update
very happy
Delete this thread immediately snownigger
The best part of toil.
>5 hours of toil remain
20 years old, doing my 4th year of A levels
How runty am I?
Literally had finished uni by your age.
>coincidence detector
terry is live lads. sleeping.
>team member - part time
aw
>only 30 minutes
the eternal toil
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The gf just sent me a lewd picture of her fanny lads.
dont be rude
Boss said to me today, "good work today user!" with a smile and a thumbs up. I'd barely done fucking anything today, he really has no fucking idea.
The gf just sent me a lewd picture of her nanny lads.
love it when I ask the gf for lewds and I get some smashing gynaecological imagery back it's brilliant
post x
just sent my bf a lewd picture of my fanny lads
>be Australian
>get pozzed
>ausgaylians
>pale and starting to get fat
shouldnt have shaved lads
its NOT looking good right now
ex gf once said she didn't want to send me nudes, but I was obligated to send her dick pics 'because she shouldn't have to ask'.
Christ
>The morrow shall be anxious for itself; that is, it shall bring its own anxiety with it. For sufficient for the day is the evil thereof. By evil He means here not that which is contrary to virtue, but toil, and affliction, and the hardships of life.
you know how u pay bond and 2 weeks rent?
does that mean I dont have to pay the final 2 weeks when my lease is up?
gf says she needs "alone time" because she's an introvert or whatever yeah I'll just go walk the streets then you stupid slag
dropping her the moment I get a decent job GIZ A JOB
Is toil posting the best gimmick of 2017?
Have an IQ of 95
Have any of you lads read any of James Ellroy's books?
the gimmick is written in your DNA, have being a thing for thousands of years
imaginary gf dumped me lads
no its somehow both unfunny, anti-semitic and glorifies laziness and selfishness
Is this a setup for a joke?
still cant get Sup Forums x to work with violent monkey
>why yes of course Mr Toilstein I'll stay until 8 and get your reports edited for tomorrow
Why not just rollback FF?
only redeeming feature in a year defined for its leftypol raids
when will you ever learn?
No. Please answer my question, lad.
Any Mao Zedong man in?
i haven't
unban elemental hero stratos now
Norway...lad
*cough cough*
come closer...
Alright. Thanks anyways, lad.
>doesnt tell us a joke
what the fuck is his problem
when will the coup against Zuma come?
*comes closer*
papi what is wrangs??
(not me)
Despise Pakis, if they all died I would celebrate
(not poo nigger)
*kises you on the cheek*
welcome to /brit/ x
crisis averted. seems greasemonkey and Sup Forums x have been updated to become compatible with the new FF. enjoying it a bit more now. im guessing Mozilla fixed the memory bullshit they've had for years as its much faster now.
i love you papi
twitter.com
what's going on
safferlad stopped posting jokes and the whole country's gone to shit
septic tank
the foreign news editor for sky is a girl i used to play runescape with and sent me nudes
love big poos that stretch out the bumhole and stimulate the prostate
Wish I had a good gimmick to post
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I fingered her outside a wetherspoons in newcastle
>ywn lead a military coup and rule the country at the head of a military junta
why even live
see
maybe it would all be better if the government just admitted they got it wrong
it's not a gimmick it's real life
Obama was terrible president. Prehaps the worst in 30 years
love not wiping thoroughly so there's a good cache of orange-brown goo left behind for some scratch'n'sniffing throughout the day
doing a poo isnt a gimmick its a life style
Is /cum/ down?
love it when the gf doesnt wipe properly so i can sniff and lick her musky arsehole during sex
imagine how ALIVE you must feel living in a politically unstable country, sick of peace tbqh
hello freak bitches
vile specimens
>be first world country
>don't use bidets, or hoses, just smear dry shit in to our crack
what the FUCK is wrong with us
no tengo DINERO
I post in brit now too. Sup Forums is my city
>5'6
>bull
lmao terrone is delusional
post face
england CRIES out for socialism
most of us shower daily
>cleaning your arse with a hose
rasheed
Interview lad here - got the job boys!!
There were so many young girls working there aswell, this is gonna be good
bidets and squatting toilets are more natural
paper towels and sitting toilets are disgusting
give myself a hot coffee enema every day
but then you take a shit, and walk around with dry smeared shit in your crack all day
Would be awful if we were a warmer climate and it was all sweaty too
where at?
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