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amerimutt edition

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*switches over immediately*

>go take shower
>come back to brit
>he is back

very racist edition

shan't be using obsolete formats in my house

>Lesbians repulse me on a spiritual level

Toil has commeced

t minus 8 hours remaining

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nah lad its an anti-racist (anti-white) edition actually
george soros paid for it

>Lesbians repulse me on a spiritual level

Toil starting in about 11 hours lads.

Currently on the mandated toil respite period of 30 minutes.

toil finished an our ago lads

glad to know that coincidence detector still works on the new shitfox update

very happy

Delete this thread immediately snownigger

The best part of toil.

>5 hours of toil remain

20 years old, doing my 4th year of A levels

How runty am I?

Literally had finished uni by your age.

>coincidence detector

templeos.org/player.html

terry is live lads. sleeping.

>team member - part time

aw

>only 30 minutes

the eternal toil

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The gf just sent me a lewd picture of her fanny lads.

dont be rude

Boss said to me today, "good work today user!" with a smile and a thumbs up. I'd barely done fucking anything today, he really has no fucking idea.

The gf just sent me a lewd picture of her nanny lads.

love it when I ask the gf for lewds and I get some smashing gynaecological imagery back it's brilliant

post x

just sent my bf a lewd picture of my fanny lads

>be Australian
>get pozzed

>ausgaylians

>pale and starting to get fat
shouldnt have shaved lads

its NOT looking good right now

ex gf once said she didn't want to send me nudes, but I was obligated to send her dick pics 'because she shouldn't have to ask'.

Christ

>The morrow shall be anxious for itself; that is, it shall bring its own anxiety with it. For sufficient for the day is the evil thereof. By evil He means here not that which is contrary to virtue, but toil, and affliction, and the hardships of life.

you know how u pay bond and 2 weeks rent?
does that mean I dont have to pay the final 2 weeks when my lease is up?

gf says she needs "alone time" because she's an introvert or whatever yeah I'll just go walk the streets then you stupid slag

dropping her the moment I get a decent job GIZ A JOB

Is toil posting the best gimmick of 2017?

Have an IQ of 95

Have any of you lads read any of James Ellroy's books?

the gimmick is written in your DNA, have being a thing for thousands of years

imaginary gf dumped me lads

no its somehow both unfunny, anti-semitic and glorifies laziness and selfishness

Is this a setup for a joke?

still cant get Sup Forums x to work with violent monkey

>why yes of course Mr Toilstein I'll stay until 8 and get your reports edited for tomorrow

Why not just rollback FF?

only redeeming feature in a year defined for its leftypol raids

when will you ever learn?

No. Please answer my question, lad.

Any Mao Zedong man in?

i haven't

unban elemental hero stratos now

Norway...lad
*cough cough*
come closer...

Alright. Thanks anyways, lad.

>doesnt tell us a joke
what the fuck is his problem

when will the coup against Zuma come?

*comes closer*

papi what is wrangs??

(not me)

Despise Pakis, if they all died I would celebrate

(not poo nigger)

*kises you on the cheek*
welcome to /brit/ x

crisis averted. seems greasemonkey and Sup Forums x have been updated to become compatible with the new FF. enjoying it a bit more now. im guessing Mozilla fixed the memory bullshit they've had for years as its much faster now.

i love you papi

twitter.com/dewamavhinga/status/930620703736516609
what's going on

safferlad stopped posting jokes and the whole country's gone to shit

septic tank

the foreign news editor for sky is a girl i used to play runescape with and sent me nudes

love big poos that stretch out the bumhole and stimulate the prostate

Wish I had a good gimmick to post

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I fingered her outside a wetherspoons in newcastle

>ywn lead a military coup and rule the country at the head of a military junta
why even live

see

maybe it would all be better if the government just admitted they got it wrong

it's not a gimmick it's real life

Obama was terrible president. Prehaps the worst in 30 years

love not wiping thoroughly so there's a good cache of orange-brown goo left behind for some scratch'n'sniffing throughout the day

doing a poo isnt a gimmick its a life style

Is /cum/ down?

love it when the gf doesnt wipe properly so i can sniff and lick her musky arsehole during sex

imagine how ALIVE you must feel living in a politically unstable country, sick of peace tbqh

hello freak bitches

vile specimens

>be first world country
>don't use bidets, or hoses, just smear dry shit in to our crack

what the FUCK is wrong with us

no tengo DINERO

I post in brit now too. Sup Forums is my city

>5'6
>bull
lmao terrone is delusional

post face

england CRIES out for socialism

most of us shower daily

>cleaning your arse with a hose

rasheed

Interview lad here - got the job boys!!

There were so many young girls working there aswell, this is gonna be good

bidets and squatting toilets are more natural
paper towels and sitting toilets are disgusting

give myself a hot coffee enema every day

but then you take a shit, and walk around with dry smeared shit in your crack all day

Would be awful if we were a warmer climate and it was all sweaty too

where at?

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