>be German
>get your head chopped off
>be French
>get hit by a truck
Not so smug now , huh Europe?
>be German
>get your head chopped off
>be French
>get hit by a truck
Not so smug now , huh Europe?
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Sitting comfy here in the world's most populous Muslim country.
Everyone is Muslim.
No terrorist attacks.
Coincidence?
Submit to Islam.
>Be sweden
>Import most of them all
>1 suicide bombing that killed only the attacker
Being the most tolerant does have its advantages. sweden is used as a base, no one will blow their base up
based sweden
yeah how about that genocide though?
I'd rather not live in a 3rd world country run by sand niggers thx
>0 fatalities
>4 chinks injured
Ever raped a papuan? Are they hot?
>be Hungarian
>laugh at Westerners
>allowed to be racist because primitive Eastern Euro
>working for German company so I get to live like a German
top kek
...
That leads one to ponder
When did Poland turn full muzzie??
I'll be a Muslim if I have to, but I will be a bad one. I won't really believe in Allah, but I'll say that I do. And I'll drink, eat bacon, and fuck 72 virgins without dying first.
>cologne
yeah no
also didn't you have some trannies smashed to death by some migrants?
>indoshits
>real muslims
babifuckers
The mudslime was gunned down, good on you kraut.
I am from canada eh
nice b8 panjeet, i heard living in slime keeps you from getting stained too
>live in europe
>killed by religion of peace
>live in africa
>killed by niggers
>live in asia
>killed by broken utilities
>live in usa
>get shot
>be alive
>die
>Be 60% white America
>Get Shot
>Call the guy who shot you a nigger
>The nigger sues you for racism
>You have to pay both the hospital and the nigger
>Implying when there's a muslim majority sale of liquor will still be legal.
You mean when the Muslim patriots cleaned the nation of the communist threat and subdued the Chinese menace?
Your country is literally controlled by Jews. Meanwhile Indonesia is independent.
Yes, I raped your mom.
>No terrorist attacks.
What is the Bali bombings?
>en.wikipedia.org
They're saving you for last, Sven. They'll have your boipucci as celebration for conquering Europe.
>You mean when the Muslim patriots cleaned the nation of the communist threat and subdued the Chinese menace?
proxy detected
kek
Terrible bait and I shouldnt reply but I have to call out the lying Indonesian.
> no attacks here
Garbage. Hundreds of westerners have been killed in multiple bombings, shootings since 2000.
Jakarta Crowned Plaza, 2 different Bali bombings, this years Starbucks shootout
And let's spare a thought for the persecuted Christian minority.
>mfw BRA71L is the future of the world
prep your bulls, gentlemen, the world is about to get BLACKED
Yeah Belgium concurs.... Nothing ever happens in......B-Belgium.....
But... why is your country such utter shit except for multi kulti Jakarta, hindu Bali and a few other areas?
>be britain
>almost knock out john kerry with the door of number 10
'Murica BTFO
desu I AM LAUGHING NOW
Europeeen union ahahahahahah deadliest place on earth muhahahaah
28 superior countries
mheuiaheiuhaiuehiauheiuhaieuh cant walk outside freely mehehehehehehe
But you do :D how ironic...
>27
>be German or French
>get beheaded by terrorist
>have to apologize after
listen you inbred faget i have seen fagets like you before
>talk is cheap
you are still in the union and btw even if you leave the union you still in nato
>target of thousands of russian nukes
fuck eu fuck nato i really hope u never stop importing arabs niggers and other miscelanious so even my grand kids can laugh at you all two faced pieces of shits
>be Australia
>terrorist takes hostages at a cafe
>has hostage hold up a jihad flag on the window
>swears allegiance to ISIS
>police don't believe him
>government doesn't believe him
>police ordered not to make a move unless hostage is harmed
>terrorist executes a hostage
>police storm cafe 10 minutes later
>police execute a hostage and kill the terrorist
>the event isn't labelled an terror attack, just a siege.
No terror attacks in Australia so far, suck it rest of the world
>sweden is used as a base, no one will blow their base up
Yes this is true. They use Sweden as a base to rest and fulfill their sexual urges by raping the local population.
Last Tuesday as a defensive measure. If the entire population instantaneously converts to Islam you dont need to worry bout terror attacks.
yup pretty much
>ban trucks with automatic gears and high-capacity fuel tanks
>ban assault axes
>go further into debt to import more muslims
>Europe burns down
if we can't have this continent no one can
>racist
lol die now faggot, I want to see you suffer
Keep quiet and roll me some more Djarum. The first and for a long time the only thing I knew from your country. It was funny when I found out they're a multi-industry conglomerate with significant political sway and makes 10 percents of your inland production...so the only thing I knew turned out to be most of the things that are relevant in this world about your country...
4th largest in the world, everybody...
>implying that stops muzzies from drinking
A student here told me his brother got 72 lashes in Tehran for bootlegging lol
FUCK YEA.
>whole country is muslim
because they killed literally everyone else
stupid mudslime
>Be american
>Time to go to your daily black lives matter protest
>Kiss your wifes feet and tell her to have fun with Jamal
>Jump onto your scooter
>Make sure your fat isnt touching the ground
>Drive off
>Get shot
Uh, you're forgetting the Ikea BEHEADING and the thousands and thousands of RAPES, including that of males. I don't get you Sweden, you act like Eloi from the Time Machine. Total zombies
USA WINS AGAIN
Either a proxy, or so much inbreeding that you're this retarded.
>Submit to Islam
Isn't this like saying
>tfw when
?
i still prefer germany t b h
better gibs for neets and free healthcare
rapefugees are basically just dangerous for women (most raped are idiotic leftist run around in their camps so their own fault) and children
when you are exposed to the amount of shit we are you get used to it.
all I can say is that so long as people don't vote to stop the madness then they get what they vote for.
>be American
>lose your job for saying that it might be better that people visit bathrooms according to their genitalia
>be British
>daughter gets raped by """"""""Asian"""""""" men while you are serving a sentence for not having a licence for your silverware
>be French
>get shot while visiting a concert
>get chopped to pieces on your way home with an axe
>get run over by a truck
>get blamed for a terrorist attack because you are white and own a restaurant
>surrender after hearing you have to get used to living with ubiquitous terrorism
>be German
>get arrested for thinking immigration may not be as beneficial as your politicians tell you
>get arrested for waving your flag
>be Swedish
>be safe from all of this from the safety of your kükshed
>be T*rkish
>survive the inevitable nuclear war
>I won't really believe in Allah, but I'll say that I do. And I'll drink, eat bacon, and fuck 72 virgins without dying first
Then you die for blasphemy.
Good job.
>be 0% white Spain
>drink alcohol for breakfast
>take 4 hour naps everyday
>be unemployed
>realize you aren't just tan
>realize you are all just broke, lazy, drunk niggers