/f1/ - Formula 1 General - McLaren EXPOSED Edition

>Car launch dates:
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
Red Bull RB14 - EXPOSED
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - EXPOSED
Renault RS18 - EXPOSED
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

>Bahamas status
Bumlicker

>News:
Drivers have new helmets
Teams have new cars
/f1/ posters still using same old gimmicks

Other urls found in this thread:

timeanddate.com/s/3ff8
timeanddate.com/s/3ff9
skysports.com/f1/news/24181/11258018/watch-live-mercedes-launch-w09
2018carlaunch.ferrari.com/en/
formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2018/2/world-champions-mercedes-unveil-2018-challenger.html
twitter.com/LewisHamilton/status/966400089391448064
mercedes-benz.com/en/mercedes-benz/vehicles/passenger-cars/mercedes-maybach/the-new-mercedes-maybach-pullman/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Ferrari launch

Time:
timeanddate.com/s/3ff8

Countdown:
timeanddate.com/s/3ff9

EZmode:
2 bongs from this post

...

3rd for VWL.

Important NEWS

>mportant NEWS

Renault confirmed they used the 2017 car for the reveal (check their twitter for source)

*overstays his welcome in your path*

>Renault news
>important
Pick one

>Hülkenberg's first podium season is not important news

sure thing Australia

So the renault is not really EXPOSED yet

>kid with no feet has cooler shoes than I do
dont know what to make of this desu

>current year
>still believes in motogp helmet man
Forget it, Hans. You'll just hurt yourself.

>truck operator has to explain his mistake
>"it was a gust of wind"

ALO cum in karts when?

literally children's shoes, even hamilton has a nicer pair

>any podium this year w/o Merc or Ferrari engine

Yeah but he will never get to remove his socks and scratch the indentation left on his ankles after a long day of work.

Mercedes launch stream:

skysports.com/f1/news/24181/11258018/watch-live-mercedes-launch-w09

LIVE NOW

>how do you feel about wearing dresses kid?
>I don't know Lewis I've never really-
>put it on. now.

who cares

It is but I guess we should wait until the proper season starts in 2021 to talk about it

Merceeeeedes built a piece of shit,

Merceeeeedes built a piece of shit,

Mercedes built a piece of shit!

The fuckers!

E D G Y
D
G
Y

>mclaren in charge of getting anything right, ever

kek

>kid with no feet is richer than you so can afford nicer things

Merc is just the same lmao

Do you think this makes you look cool or something?

Yeah no ain't gonna watch this cringefest

Is the Merc a limo again?

Cooler than reddit spacing and cap locking

>inb4 Lewis calls them the best crowd

>they built a beast engine
>they rely on that
>Willy will have the same engine, and they have some aero tries
>Willy wins
>tfw Baha was right all along

>Lewlew: "I'm never desperate for anything"

Literally edgy teenager tier

yes

>implying WIlliams can get anywhere close to ForeskindiaOneFormula1ForceTeam

>Merc allowing customer teams to use all engine modes available to the factory team
Is it a new rule for 2018 or just wishful thinking?

When will teams underatand that if you don't want your car leaked before the official launch you have to have the filming session AFTER the launch?

Toto seems tired, or annoyed.

you'd be too if you had tolerate a flamboyant nigger on a daily basis

>He thinks that FIA would still allow manufacters to give costumers scrap engines

A manufacter must provide the costumer team a fully up to date and identical engine to theirs whenever the costumer request it

>What they have done with the rear... is massively impressive, that is as tight as I have ever seen,” says Ted Kravitz

I thought Ted would be proud of having a tight rear, not indulging in those of others

This fucking awful halo...

This, can't really blame him

FIA bitch, what did you do? I'm going to pull your guts out through your HALO!"

They can have the same hardware and software, but that does not cover them being allowed to use it in the same way.

>people on r/formula1 are losing their minds over the fact that the livery is the same

Don't they know it was pretty much always the norm to not change the livery every year?

That rear section is thighter than a 14 Year old

If you go there don’t come back here. Why the fuck is plebbit a discussion point on 4chinz.

I am happy to see Hamilton again.

sure thing

It's not much tighter than anything we've seen before.
The wider floor from the current regs flatters it.

>Toto seems tired

Yeah but they give different engine mapping

>Hello Lewis, I'm FIA.

Gee, a whiny italian

Though, isn't that how Merc did their reveal last year or something? Like have one of their crew pretend to be a dude sneaking in a camera and the other pit crew members chase him off?

I bet it's gonna be the same this year again.

oh god that feel though

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Which team principal gas to deal with the worst pair?
>Toto
A nigger
A finn whose wife cheats on with literal horses

>Maurizio
An over excited german
An autistic and probably tard finn

>Horner
A wannabe Chad but actually Beta australian
An overhyped frogboy

>The guy at FI
A cute boy
A seething mexican cunt

>Paddy
The son of a massive shareholder that is also incapable of understanding how the car works
Some random Ruski that pays for his seat

>Cyril irritable
The most overrated driver on the grid despite holding one of the most embarassing records of the sport
A legit young promise that as soon as will be good it will be taken away from you

>Tost
A 28 yo used by your superior team only to develop the engine for them
A random GP2 winner that will end in nothing like all the others who passed in your team

>Steiner
A cunt that only complains about problems despite his team mate not having them
A guy whose highest moment of the season was to tell another driver to fuck off

>Bouiller
One of the most toxic cunts of the circus who also happens to be a fan favourite so you pass as the bad guy
A cute waffle

>Vasseur
A paydriver whose backers will have no problem to fire you if you don't give him preferntial treatment
The future GOAT who is also a top cute

FERRARI REVEAL WHEN

>Bottas' signature face is pure and utter insecurity

"Can I smile with teeth? Will lewis be angry with me if I do that? What am I even doing here? Best laugh the laugh of the doomed."

Shouldn't it be like less than one bong from now?

Read the thread, brainlet.

2018carlaunch.ferrari.com/en/

>for the first time this year kimi will have to speak in a microphone

bwoah

he must be shitting himself

2018 constructors championship predictions:

1. Mercedes
2. Ferrari
3. Red Bull
4. McLaren (dat Renault)
5. Renault
6. Force India
7. Williams
8. Sauber (dat current spec Ferrari, plus technical support - remember that Fiat have a vested interest in the Alfa Romeo name being successful)
9. Haas
10. Toro Rosso (dat Honda)

I'm not certain about the midfield though. Williams might do better with Paddy Lowe. Renault are expecting to make gains, but who knows, it could be all talk.

Much appreciated

H Y P E
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P
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Long Merc is indeed long

formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2018/2/world-champions-mercedes-unveil-2018-challenger.html

>rbr
>merc
>williams or force inta ya
>Ferrari
>mclaren
>sauber>renault
>torro rosso
>haas

W-What did he mean by this?

Yep, another boring season but at least we get to see GOATlonso overtake cars instead of being defenselessly overtaken.

If the Sauber is anything to go by, which itself has some Ferrari parts, what would make the Ferrari then?
It was the most radical car last year, so this year I expect that to carry over.

Literally looks like the 2017 car, especially the nose

half that shit will be different in Barcelona

>half that shit will be different in Barcelona

Lets see sauber beat williams this year

>another win for the patriarchy
>pay drivers getting wrecked
>more chance of seeing kubica because stroll and putin are exposed
>punishment for posting a render
>does anybody still care about williams?

We've been through why they thought such a passive concept would be fine.

m8, I literally said at the time it's wasn't missing Newie's SUPERPARTS, it was a low drag concept to attempt to take advantage the lower top speeds expected from the wider cars.

But you're missing the entire point of the post, which is that people are still falling for the "it's looks shit now but will have amazing new parts in testing / Melbourne/ Spain/ Abu Dhabi"

>people are still falling for the "it's looks shit now but will have amazing new parts in testing / Melbourne/ Spain/ Abu Dhabi"
Nobody is falling for anything, teams often don't have brand new parts available for testing. It's that fucking simple

>twitter.com/LewisHamilton/status/966400089391448064
MotoGP last grid warmer confirmed.

I know, but the real reason whs their testing methods (mostly wind tunnel) were incorrectly calibrated for a few months.
This led them to believe that a low drag concept was making more downforce than was actually the case.
I didn't miss your point, more talking about something different.

They look like fucking hovercrafts

probably steiner because even with all the whining of fatjhon (which is quite experienced now ) they didn't manage to pinpoint what's wrong with the car and why it's so slow
K mag doesn't complain but he's also slow

>parts
of course mercedes can still add/change many if not all of the meme wings and boards on teh car, but the main concept of the car is almost identical to last year's and that's not gonna change I assume.

Looks like they put their trust in whatever they cooked up under the hood

This.
There is a difference between parts and concept.
You can't just bolt on a completely different front wing (for example) and expect it to work with the rest of the car.

I didn't know Mercedes made limousines

mercedes-benz.com/en/mercedes-benz/vehicles/passenger-cars/mercedes-maybach/the-new-mercedes-maybach-pullman/

>You can't just bolt on a completely different front wing
Who is saying that? The launch version of the car is not intended to be competitive or provide useful feedback. The current front wing is potentially a placeholder, it doesn't matter if it doesn't work with the rest of the car

Why do people rate McLaren. They'll be shit this season too. Probably won't even finish half the races because of overheating or something

>Mercedes is going to all of this trouble to hide SUPERPARTS for 3 days

Because they have the most charming driver duo. We really want them to do good

You understand that it takes time to make a wing, yes? You understand that any kind of manufacturing issue could push the delivery date back?

Teams are already working to the brink to have parts ready for testing, any issues when manufacturing them have consequences

I hope Ocon gets a podium this year.

LMAO
So now they're not hiding parts, the parts aren't ready.

Narrative continuity BTFO

Who here /vlc/ ?

:^)

last year they produced an engine cover without shark fin (and T-wings) for the launch only.
A couple of days later at the test the had a fin an T-wing(s)

Again, nobody said anything about hiding parts. You just making things up because you're an idiot

>Literally looks like the 2017 car, especially the nose
>half that shit will be different in Barcelona

Please highlight where I said "hiding"

Watch Grand Prix Driver. McLaren, despite having one of the best manufacturing facilities in the sport, didn't have their floor ready for the filming day a few days before testing. Is it really so difficult for you to understand that Merc might have a similar issue?

hello give scuderia stream thank you

>helping the poo eating gimmick poster

Yeah nah.

the concept of the car won't change anymore tho