>Be United States of Amerimutts
>1898
>Cuba's getting all rebellious over Spain
>Send down a ship to observe
>It explodes
>Yellow media blames Spain
>We cuck the spics in a war and Cuba is liberated
>And How do they repay us?
>By going gommunist in the 50s and almost bringing us into WW3
Cuba, why must you do this to us?
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>Tfw Express my feels over gommunist cuba being a thing and I get sage'd
>giving a shit about the Caribbean
Tropical places are hell for whites. Your opinion is invalidated.
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> be Spanish governor in Guam
> enjoying life, chilling out in a tropical paradise, sometimes doing paperwork, etc
> a wild SHIP appeared!
> "great, I've been waiting for new tourists for weeks! Let's see where the new visitors come from..."
> see American flag
> "Americans! Great, I love them! I always wanted to have an American friend since I was a child!"
> ship opens fire
> "oh but of course, where are my manners? A gun salute must be answered with another salute. This Americans are so polite!"
> call my assistant
> "corporal, prepare the cannons to fire a salutation salvo! We don't want our guests to believe we have no manners in Spanish Guam!"
> "but sir, we're out of gunpowder :("
> ohshit.png.tar.gz
> "well then, I'll ask the Americans nicely if they can lend us some of theirs hehe"
> approach American vessel
> "welcome to Guam, my friends! Or as we say here, bienvenidos a Guam :) You see, we have a little problem... We're out of gunpowder so we can't salute you back and I'm so sorry about that... Maybe you could lend us some gunpowder so we csn return the salvo? Tonight we can have some sangría and tapas together :)"
> "Well... Look dude... This is awkward... We are at war and you're, like, under arrest in the name of the United States of America..."
I just wanted to make some friends ;_;
they gave you guantanamo bay
50% soon 0% those who harmed the Iberian race deserve eternal suffering and destruction.
Cuba became the cum dumpster of europe and america, you rarely see black cubans nowadays even the ones that stayed in cuba.
So sad.
There must be some positives to it, don't a lot of Cubans love the US anyway?
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Is there anything more JUST than the Spanish colonial empire in the 1800s?
>you rarely see black cubans nowadays
>So sad
did we get anything valuable out of the Spanish-American war? I mean did the Philippines supply us with rubber or something?
>did we get anything valuable out of the Spanish-American war?
No, biggest meme war of all time other than the Iraq War
At least we got a cultural renaissance after getting btfo by you. We still regard it as a dick move, constitutional democracies shouldn't attack each other without provocation.
>without provocation.
REMEMBER THE MAINE (to hell with spain)
>Be America
>Want to steal Cuba from us or, at the very least, make it your satellite state
>Fight a war over it
>Shit backfires and they become your little own pain in the ass for half a century
BASED CUBA, no wonder fucking Franco respected it so much
we got guam, the single most important US territory
>implying Maine wasn't a sacrificial lamb to give the US an excuse to go to war with Spain
It was a big ship
Guam. The Philippines was a strategic location until the US was able to park its dick closer to Russia and China via Japan and later South Korea. That's why it was let go in 1946 and total relinquishment of military stations in the early 90's (just in case Korea and Japan didn't work out)
the spanish army kicked americas ass, it was the spanish navy that got btfo