What did Eric mean by this?

What did Eric mean by this?

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I don't know, Eric, what did you mean by this?

is he uncircumsized? I thought he was jewish

do sending girls dick pics really work?

only if you're a brutha, white bwoi

Um, girl-user here. I don't understand why someone would take a dick pick unless their dick was above average. Defeats the purpose if you're not, doesn't it?

no. not unless your dick is really big and finely carved liked a good goy.

>those hips

KEK

Only if you're already dating.
And Eric posted this on Instagram.

Maybe his girlfriend asked him for one?

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I bet he sent this to Kat Dennings

>tfw black beta virg with tiny dick
>been here since 2004

cursed at birth

>that
>not above average
This is very unsettling.

no

like 1/50 times. It's a numbers game really, unless you're a Chad then it's free

pls be london

>that penis has been in rosario dawson's cervix and colon

yo eric what's sex with rosario like?

I thought 3 inches was supposed to be average.

I feel you.
Being black with a small dick must really suck considering that everyone have been brainwashed by jews to think that blacks have big dicks. So its an even bigger disappointment

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dicklet confirmed

Dont believe her user. That dick is about 6.5", slighty above average

>Tfw when you're dick is has more girth than length

5.5"x6" reporting here. feels bad man. The fact that I'm kinda fat makes my dick look more chode-tier.

is his dick average or not? asking for a friend
>inb4 gay nigga

You've been spoilt! /Connery

>tfw work in hospital
>tfw 90% of dicks are tiny

big dicks are a meme, literally 1 in 1000 but you virgins eat that shit up

Are her tits fake? The nipples look weird around the edge.

>tfw 7.5 x 6
>tfw half black half white
>tfw i literally cannot lose
kek stay mad faggots

>Um, girl-user here

Um sweetie
I wouldn't send any bitch a dick pic and I'm not even famous

and my dick is a good size, thick and contoured with veins bulging out

It's too bad you want to act like a nasty stuck up skank. Your loss honey

Did Rosario get hacked? Please tell me there's more.

>half black half white
>i literally cannot lose
You already did.

>half black
>can't lose

kek you're a fucking mutt

>veins bulging
>good
No. That's a clear sign your fucking a dude who masturbates way too much.

this.
most faggots here are traumatized by porn and think all dicks are 7 inches and as thick as a cucumber.


I would say hotdogs are more accurate. No homo.

Nigga how many people are getting erections in a hospital?

nigga look fucked up to be honest

full breed dicklets on FULL damage control

Simple answer, when you take a picture of your dick especially in the mirror it looks bigger. Especially if you shave your pubes.

half black/half white statistically have the biggest dicks though

>male nurse
homo

fridge tier body shape

There's literally nothing that could make up for being a mulatto. I'd rather be a manlet.

there is

can you post pics of your pusy im so horny

>caring about the women's pleasure this much

oh I see you're a cuck, that clears things up

Why did you photoshop his dick

Christmas comes early this year I see.

Pfff, what?
Who told you that? That's great, just make up stuff on the internet.

based pusy poster strikes again

>dicklet
>calling anyone a cuck
oh im laffin

What did ERIC mean by this?

>tfw half asian half black
>24
>dick is 5 soft, 7 non bone pressed
>balls literally attached to base of penis, probably wont ever drop

is this a blessing or curse

Veins are gross fag. Deal with it.

do you measure every dick that enters your ass or something you faggot?

UP UP UPVOTE Sup ForumsEDDIT STYLE! xD

I think I'm like 6 inches and that's supposed to be average, so I can't say I care about sizes. If you're this happy over your allegedly big dick then good for you. But don't pretend that being a mixed mutt is something to be happy over.

Who is he?

>m-muh statistics

keking at your life right now bro you got tainted genes, your kids are gonna look like shit

Oh wow, I didn't realize this, my shit is HEXAGONAL with veins, guess that's why. Luckily I only have sex with sex workers anyway, so it don't matter none.

Wonder what the head smells like if you pull the foreskin back.

mixed bro here
you're < Mulatto but still better than your average white bwoi

Only if she asks
Just don't be a dicklet

do grills actually think this? No homo but I always thought it looked pretty good

Does it look like Erick has a erection

like bags of sand

>le random nigger
I've never seen a dumber more unfunny person. Never.

im barely over 7 inches and ive had lots of girls tell me i have a big dick. its not even that thick

dont fall for the memes

No it's a well known fact.

>Crooked dick.

Oh thank God, I thought I was a freak.

GET YOUR DICK OFF MY COMPUTER

>most famous musician alive today is a mutt
>previous president was a mutt
keep trying dicklet

he does this all the time on his insta just to see how long it takes for the pic to get taken down

>bragging about being the product of degeneracy that has been fought against for thousands of years

The opposite works. Tell them you'd never send a dick pic to anyone. They'll feel intrigued and test you to see if it's true. When you've proven to be unwilling they will start to negotiate for it. If you manage to subvert their negotiations they will start to beg. This has happened with me multiple times with girls who previously were digusted by the very notion of a dick pic.

THIS butt blasted
hahahaha

white men dominate you and your women hence your victim class m8

THIS IS REALITY

wait

hold up

was the pic he showed stacy dash him with obamas face shooped on?

>tfw 8 inch wiener when erect but thin as a pencil
i was so close bros

Me too
Like a flexed bicep. Fit looking dick.. that kinda works on occasion

I'm not the mulatto guy. Just saying what I've heard.

women prefer curvers
hits them in those hard to reach spots.

Goddamn I want to fuck her throat while she's wearing that mask

What proof do you have his genes are shit?
Remember, no statistics.

>not literally living in the the worst generations in history.

HAHAHAAHAHAH gasp HAHAHAHA

a nigger mutt over beats and a affirmative action president make my shitty genes not shitty

I'm going to his show next month. Anybody know what I should expect?

Not if you are white.

Throw on some MDE and that'll get corrected quick.

I guarantee he took this photo post-fap to make it look flaccid

oldest trick in the book

chicks have different preferences. The first time i showed my gf my dick she was more concerned about how it looked than its actual dimensions. Most girls if you're in the US probably prefer cut, somewhat veiny dicks with a good set of balls. I've never met any chick who actually preferred uncut vs cut.

This dude would eat his own cum if a girl asked him to do it

>thinks he has superior genes
>still a virgin
im in tears

M A D
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>most famous musician alive today is a mutt
Literally who?
>previous president was a mutt
And what about the 43 previous ones?
Look, nigger, I really don't care if you're insecure about this, but again, don't pretend being a mutt is good. It's already bad enough you don't feel at home either place, like people who move from one country to another despite the ethnicity being similar, culturally it's still very different. Being mixed race is fucking awful. Also I just realized you're probably baiting and fishing for (You)s but it's 4 am and you deserve this, so here you g.

Dicklett white boi detected.
Based Mulatto's ruling the world with our superior intellect and Nig strength

Glad Eric andre is always able to generate quality discussion here

the strategy is to get hard, let it get slightly flaccid, and then pull your balls back so that your dick points downwards, thats the best way bro

I bet he ran away right away after he came inside Rosadio

not anaon but why do you lie?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size


The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.[12][21] A 2015 review found that it was not possible to draw any conclusions about size and race from the available literature and that further research needed to be conducted.[1]

A 2007 study reported that contrary to the "popular belief that black people generally have longer penile sizes", in reality "there is no convincing scientific background" to support this idea.[22]

Any state on nigger dicks showing a difference is based on self reported studies and not accepted as scientifically sound

>tfw when dick points up nearly straight up
>consistently hitting the g-spot every thrust
>complimented on performance
>only 5 inches

if girls were as obsessed with size as men they'd exclusively be fucking themselves with dildos