What's the best episode?

What's the best episode?

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That one where everybody thinks he's a child molester and he has to escape out the window.

Wendy Wheelchair

any updates on the new series, my lads?

On what services is Curb streaming? Ive never seen it but I like seinfeld. If there isnt any i'll get a torrent but I want to watch on the go

Recently wrapped production. Airing in September I believe. I'm pumped

the one where he does something that logically makes sense but is completely socially unacceptable

im so excited, am rewatching the whole series in preperation

HBOGO

Is that the one where he cuts the hair off the little girls doll?

>TAKE THIS FUCKING PIE AND GET IT OUT OF MY FACE

That episode with the Freak Book puts me in fucking tears every time

Amazon Prime

the boxcutter episode

thanks, I actually have Amazon prime. Pretty hype.

You can't control who pops in!

Favorites by season:
1 - Porno Gil
2 - The Doll/Shaq
3 - The Nanny from Hell/The Grand Opening
4 - The Carpool Lane
5 - Larry David Sandwich/The Ski Lift/Kamikaze Bingo
6 - Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
7 - The Black Swan

I don't know season 8 well enough though

Forgot to include Freak Book

>Its a Larry's cold medicine wasnt supposed to be mixed with alcohol and he lets slip the holocaust never happened in public episode

the one where Larry slights a stranger and winds up in a unique situation where the only person that can save him is the stranger from act 1

>BOM BOM BOM

How does that old jew fuck have a hot blonde wife?

Damn, I had no fucking idea it was getting a new season, fuck yes. This is the best news I've heard in a long ball ass time.

I honestly thought the show was done for sure after season 8 wrapped and it went year after year with no announcement.

*Denise Handicap

Beloved Aunt

the boxcutter episode

The season 5 finale is the best season finale I have ever seen on TV.

This is definitely one of the best episodes of the show, especially Larry being a limo driver and picking up McEnroe.

Mister Softee is the best one from season 8 IMO.

>it's a Larry gives alcohol to a 7 year old episode

I know it's HBO, but the rape scene went a little too over the top for my taste.

I remember that episode, I cringed but laughed.

Beloved Cunt

The the Palestinian chicken one.

Would totally betray my people for crazy hatesex and good chicken.

yup

Palestinian chicken.

It's the comedy kino to end all comedy kino

the one with the baseball player who catches the baby

That one where Jeff ends up fucking funkhousers crazy sister

never before in my life have I related to a scene more than this

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Any of the Funkhouser ones, especially the one where Larry and Jeff both intentionally go to his house on the wrong day to miss the party and end up getting stuck there.

>a rape scene going too far

He has money.

The Black Swan episode is one of my favorites

The one where he invents a holocaust in order to further the aims of his inbred tribe.

>somebody's gonna have to jump! You're gonna have to jump!
>what are you fucking nuts?

>when he excitedly starts eating the edible panties

fucking kino

periscope epi

>Dude yelling at people is funny
>Dude I'm insanely rich but think I can make a show about real people XD
>If you don't like this you're a Nazi oy vey
This show is fucking garbage and anyone who likes it is a puppet of the Zionists

Have you guys ever had a Larry David moment?

Last week, I got into an argument with a girl I met off tinder because she didn't actually have a dog, she just put a picture of her cousin's dog she sees maybe once a year on her profile.
I told her she was a catfisher. I wanted to pet that fucking dog, dumb bitch.

If this is true that's pretty great.

See this shit is why I don't use Tinder.
You dogfuckers make me sick, I have to deal with enough of you in my personal life already.

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I'm Larry David and I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

stop breathing, catcuck

FPBP The doll is the best episode

Always loved the Black Swan.
Kamikaze Bingo.
Palestinian Chicken.
(can't recall episode but the one where he has a tickle in his anus, think its last of S6. where he tells his secretary SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP)

I had one where someone I went to high school with was going into this bar the same time my friend and I were. He goes, "hey user," and I go, "oh, hey..." He then tells me his first name and I just kind of shake my head. He tells me his last name and just kind of shake my head. He gives up and goes in and my friend is like, "dude, that's fucked up." For whatever reason, his name and face finally rang a bell like 10 seconds later, but it was too late and I had to actively avoid him the entire time we were there due to the awkward exchange.

See I was trying to get someone to play along like "omg you know people who fuck dogs" but you took it as a metaphor, but that can get us 300 angry replies from the peanut gallery anyways, so not so bad I guess.

Anyways, dogs are literally for severely autistic and disabled people, and drunk people who fuck sheep. They serve no purpose whatsoever because we have rifles that can actually kill game and shotguns with modified chokes for longer shots, so dogs are not needed to flush out game, to track it, or to retrieve it. Dogs aren't needed to protect you because you have modern weaponry cheaply available, mass-produced. Dogs, simply put, were only ever good as tools and are now obsolete. They've been bred to be either now-useless work animals like most horses, or bred into sad, miniaturized, mutant, unhealthy, garish, uncanny...things...that look sort of like an autistic cat that can't stop drooling and perpetually has malodorous clumped fur.

The only purpose of the modern dog is being subservient to sad sacks who desire power for all the wrong reasons but are too stupid to obtain it, and people who get off to cleaning animal vomit off their carpet every week.

Now cats...cats were always there to entertain. Well, indoor cats. Anyone not too poor to afford an actual yard can reap the benefits of pest control in exchange for keeping around an animal which eats very little and can supply most of its own food in the form of the pests. Graceful, inquisitive, humorous, curious, and independent. That is the cat. It does not "serve" you...it enters into alliance with you in search of mutual enjoyment and diversion. THAT is an actual bond with an animal. Not this "I'm lower in the pack, better skulk and eat my shit again" bullshit you pass off and aggrandize as "loyalty", you spineless, stupid cavemen.

idk

MOOOOM LARRY TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

*theme song plays*

Go up stairs eat this muthafucking Chinese food in my room

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>He found them a bit much.
Fuckin kills me

I love the scene where Leon casually talks about how he could have stolen Larry's car multiple times, and that he knows the alarm code at his house and his ATM code and all his other personal information, and Larry gets super pissed.

>How the fuck do you know my mother's maiden name?

Not sure about the best episode but this is one of my favorite scenes.

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I can't pick a favorite, but the scenes where David went out of his way to help his fat friend were endearing. Like David collecting his friend's porn collection, for example.

yes

YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

Too bad they cut out the part where the woman flip out over Larry thinking the kid is gay.

My mother and I have each others numbers as Wendy Wheelchair and Denise Handicap, it's pretty cute. I like my mom.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

The one where Larry finds himself in an unfortunate circumstance but by luck things seem better when in actuallity it's all going to pieces.

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Hard for me to put into words how fucking funny this scene is. I love the way Funkhouser says "OOOh you'll love it."

What does she donate? Milk?

>acts autistic over someone raiding his fridge
>goes to someone else's house and drinks their wine

What did he mean by this?

Or you could have walked back up to him once it hit you and cleared the air in half a minute. True Larry moment.

feel when you realize season 9 is going to be nothing but jokes revolving around iPhone Facebook and Twitter

the therapists

Not an amount that I can't handle.

That's the one I always show to people to get them into Curb

I love the Officer Krupke episode for the bit where Larry technically steals a pair of pants that he was in the middle of trying out when the store had to be emptied due to a fire alarm or whatever.

>Larry! Why the fuck would you post that to Snapchat! What the fuck were you thinking?!
>Uuuhh it was a mistake! I'm new to this Snapthing! I don't know what I'm doing!

>The episode where Cheryl Hines will NEVER give you a blowjob

Oh wait that's every episode of my miserable fucking life

r u a gril

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>when Larry gets mad because his neighbor says it's disrespectful to be a Jew and listen to Wagner so he hires a symphony to anschluss right on his lawn

I would let Larry David and Charles Barkley hide in my basement during the race war.

The one where Leon Black tries to convince Kramer that he's Jewish and can cure his disease by wearing a magic hat.

Couldn't breathe.

Palestinian Chicken.

>that episode where liking big asses was a deviant fetish

if they only knew what would happen

That would be quite the show

When Funkhauser forgives Larry because he's his best friend. And Larry looks confused

how's her pussy, by the way?

i didn't get this

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yeah ive seen it, but i dont get it

do they literally mean her vagina? why would her mother talk about her like that?

Is this shit anywhere near Seinfeld?

Yes.

That's the joke, you fucking autist.

He might not be American.

>her mother said she has a rash on her pussy xD

>"What is this, Raid on Entebbe? Take it off!"

>"I don't get it"
>Explains the joke
>LOL XDD

Larry getting autistically enraged at his yarmulke was great

>"It's far too cocky a move"
>"A proud Jew can't wear his Yamulke inside?"
>"Be proud in the parking lot"

i am labe, son of nat