Sitting in a Witherspoon's in London, ordered a large mixed grill with two pints of larger...
Already had five pints of Stella....Got about 7 miles to cycle home, should I just get the bus back?
Sitting in a Witherspoon's in London, ordered a large mixed grill with two pints of larger...
Already had five pints of Stella....Got about 7 miles to cycle home, should I just get the bus back?
Well, considering you can't even spell the name of an establishment that is spelled out for you... I'd say catch the bus, holmes.
what's your table number mate
Very true
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what pub, montagu pyke?
Want a 20% staff discount voucher? half the staff don't bother checking to see if you're actually an employee and most of the time only check if name on voucher matches your name on your ID. There's no photo on the voucher and can be easily forged, all I gotta do is change the name if you want one.
Not that one
Someone send a pitcher of ‘The godfather’ to his table
I guess. Anything is better than being a faggot bicycle queer
nah bro, send peas... like iorder garden peas to a bunch of tables... they're cheap and annoy the fuck out of the kitchen and bar staff cause they have to be cooked and sent out.
Cycle home and livestream it
Bbbbbased send me one
here in the states you can get a DUI (driving under the influence) on a bike. don't know how it works there but either way, be careful cunt
I'll whip up a blank voucher, all you have to do is put your name on it, followed by a pub with it's phone number. Ideally pick a pub thats about an hour or so away so it looks plausible that you're from there.
North London, got to cycle pass the drug dealers and angry Nogs
I just got to the peas, it's like eat theses and pretend to be a bit healthy
How dare you...fucking mong!
What happens if you get caught for it being a fake? Kicked out? Banned? Or won’t the staff give a fuck unless it’s a stuck up cunt
Sounds like some scary shit user. Normally that would be funny but can relate, eastern europeans down though here my dude
what pub m8
Yeah dont want to get face acid attacked by Arabs
Good to know bro!
Play it cool, if they ask more than for your ID to match names. Just play it off
"my phones dead, I'll just pay normal price today"
"can't print download another voucher atm" ect ect. Either leave or just play it cool and pay normal price.
There's shit loads of Turks here; they wouldn't tolerate anything that would effect the sale of Kebab
I will reveal when leaving
don't be a pussy, i want to send you peas
Just looked at stats for Sup Forums, telling my location might cause a Rave
Cheers lad, one question though. Why are the toilets in weatherspoons always fucking dirty? I know it’s a pub but c’mon. I walked in on this bike monstrosity 7 months back
Here's notes on how to renew your voucher. Also don't forget to change the date.
This nigger wants to steal your bike user
I fully support this effort to send user peas. Don't spoons have something to order from an app?
This*
Because the toilets are "maintained" by the bar staff. Unhygienic I know, but we don't give a fuck about the toilets cause we got our own staff toilet to use. As long as it's not covered in glass or easy stuff to clean then piss all over the seat and shit. We just wait for the morning cleaners to clean it and we just make sure they look somewhat appealing now and then through the day.
Also incase you haven't gathered. Wetherspoons employee, ama
im not in central at this time on sunday night, i just wanna send a fuckton of peas
Are you from the Norf?
Thought so
user what pub you at? All we want to do is send shit loads of peas
Got one pint of pish Carlsberg to go, not looking forward to the journey back through Tottenham...hatchet land
Too many already
No such thing, dont be a pussy user eat more peas
Aye mate. love me family, love me pub, love me footie, Love me country. Worked as a tradesman briefly too. Literally a caricature of a norfman except being I’m not overweight and balding
I'm starting to feel I should have had a kebab
Worked. Clearly not from t'north
maaaatteee what pub is it – you need peas
Greetings frendo.
I'm a tower crane operator, and have had the pleasure of working with lots of nice people from the norf
Offer the guy a bevvie first man
I'm leaving, it's goodman's field. Let others enjoy those peas.
Table number?
14
I'm still game to send peas to somebody
66, but if you want to have more fun, use your last 2 digits of your post or 3 digits if your post ends in 1XX. e.g 112
I go all the way to Iceland for my bulk buy peas
Another fun thing, order things to table 999. In most pubs table 999 is reserved for staff to use for the staff room and not only do kitchen still have to cook it, but floor staff still have to walk into kitchen to clear the checks.
peas sent
What table you send to?
14
You from beyond Hadrians wall or the South? Glad you’ve had good experiences with Northerners. We’re the kangs of banter I’ve heard
Should spread the order of peas out to different / random tables. eventually the staff will figure out that they're all just spam orders and might stop cooking / delivering them. Use other tables and change peas to something like BBQ sauce, and some drinks like orange / blackcurrent cordial + water. They're all under 50p each in most pubs and they won't keep track of them all.
No table 14 in my app
Bermonsey, souh east London.
The Moon Under Water
They might have been spammed too much and removed table 14 from the app... Or more likely there's an overflow of orders to table 14. once there's more than 12 seperate orders to the same table it can be timed out for 15min until the orders clear and checks are gone (assumed to make time for new customers to sit there)
How many peas you send?
ERM what's your thing with peas?
I've not sent any personally. Just giving you inside info on the best way to do it.
Just a couple of concerned anons trying to make sure our fellow user gets his vegetables
Peas are the cheapest and most awkward thing for the kitchen to cook and send out, as they don't have enough small bowls and they take up space on the boiling pan. for the sake of 40p you can really fuck up the workflow of a whole pub.
Thank you for your concern, I can assure you I ate all my peas, even if I did leave them to last.
Pub and table number?
This is good info thx.
Tomatoes on the other hand are very expensive, and this is why the one I got this evening was just enough for a, Time Bandit
I've already posted the name of the pub!
peas
Several pubs posted on anonymous board my dude
Then you've not read the thread Geeza
Here since the start bruv, i suggested user cycle home and livestream it. All i wanna do is spread peas and love
Send peas to The Turls Green and just choose any random table number
Your passion for frozen peas is inspiring, good nite user
Need specifics user
Are you not using the Weatherspoons app? There’s only one The Turls Green and it’s in Bradford, last spoons I was in
Give me a table number and you will get peas, app is loaded
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Hap pea Sunday user
Legend. Some lease are about to scoffed tonight
I've not cycled home yet, had a few beers more than intended, leaving soon, I'm not feeling up to it; but my bike is mah woman
OP pussies out, somebody else got his peas. I hope OP gets home safe
Appreciated.
My work here is done, good nite anons
Don't be a wanker. Man up and cycle.
Sleep tight chad