What the fuck is Russia's problem?

What the fuck is Russia's problem?

They are completely devoid of shame.

Jesus, there's roiding even in Curling?

it's really funny at this point
like literally tom and jerry-tier

>you'll never console Anastasia after she lost her medal because of her cheating husband

Why live

Why are we pretending every country doesn't dope?
This one definitely has a nice long history of it and the western euros also do it

because russia stopped giving a shit about being caught

>She will never take out her anger on you
It's not fair

This is literally your chance to swoop in.

trying to learn Russian as quickly as possible

Imagine doping to compete not just in curling, but mixed curling and still not winning gold or silver

Sad!

Is this a Western conspiracy to discredit Russia to prevent them from returning to superpower status?

more like russia proving time and again they will go to any measure to bring glory to their country without realizing its the reason first worlders dont look at them favorably

they're women are GOAT tho

our team was just playing 4d chess all along

god dammit

lel

This.

Because in Russian it was literally state sponsored and covered because of propaganda reasons.

Why the fuck do you need to roid for curling?

Yes. It hasn't even been subtle how are you only realizing now?

>Be ass at the last 2 Olympics
>Turn things around and be in gold medal contention shortly after Russian Curler is tested positive for Meldonium
Shuster confirumed for doping. He probably has the Russian's stash hidden in his closet at the Athlete's Village.

Do you even sweep, bro?

Good god those DSLs are incredible

Because our government isn't using special forces to swap piss bottles

The Asiatic mongolids known as "Russians" need steroids to make up for their mutt genetics

What the hell sort of competitive advantage could you possibly get for banned substances in a sport like fucking curling????

Sure you are.

Well, you don't need too when you got your IOC buddies changing the test records for you

What do you think they did with Bryzgalova`s piss samples?

Everyone is missing the point. Russians take hard drugs to put up with being Russian. It's not for a competitive advantage.

>be Russian
>take steroids
>misplace test pee
>fail test

>a curler doped

yeah fucking right, more like someone spiked his shit

It's a cold-as-fuck hellhole led by a morally bankrupt (but very smart) despot who will brutally murder any real political opposition.

They deal with the legacy of communism, widespread poverty and a government which doesn't care about human rights.

Something like half their population are addicted to alcohol or hard drugs to deal with their miserable existence.

It's not just one problem.

please be respectful

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>Meanwhile in school shoot 'em up land

Just imagine Ana screaming at you to sweep

>Russians get caught doping
>N-NO B-BUT THE AMERICANS
Maybe you should just get better at hiding it.

>Something like half their population are addicted to alcohol or hard drugs to deal with their miserable existence.

dude i wish only 50% of the people i know in america were addicted to booze or hard drugs

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But they're not wrong. You are the bad guys in this whole shameful charade.

Shooting shoo colorblind Italy.

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>Being SO RETARDED of a completely brainwashed cretin that he actually unironically calls meldonium "doping", clearly not knowing jack shit on it

>You are the bad guys
>Hacking group Fancy Bears recently found out that Canada was behind the entire "Russia doped" schtick, it was Canada and not USA who got buttblasted by getting owned at Sochi so hard that they came up with this slander/defamation plan to begin with

>MMA nog gets caught because of his own incompetence
>Is pulled out of events and suspended
What's the issue here exactly? If you're dumb enough to get caught, you don't deserve to play.
Still seething about women's hockey.

He was caught multiple times. He's too young to even need to take shit. They're already paving the way to let him back.

What does Meldonium even do

DELET THIS

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It gives you great legs.

meh

What does America have to do with you guys being cheaters? Stop being butthurt faggets and suck it up.

Norwegian version when?

I wanted to see their sex tape

there is only so much hard hurrying you can do at regular capacity

>Has to resort to a picture

>roiding for this

>Being this dumb of a state 'Murican MSM-listening brainwahsed cattle

>OAR-fags keep defending it.
Maximum kek.

Yeah but we needed to go beg the US to get them to strongarm their bitch the IOC for the plan to work so the Americans aren't innocent bystanders here. They're co-conspirators.

dump it on their faces and lick every drop of that sweet nectar that spilled

>Not getting 70% of your team diagnosed with asthma and get steroid inhaler exemptions
Russia you need to game the system properly

highkey she looks like Lana Rhoades

calm down Rasha, I'm aware that everyone dopes. It's just funny to roid for a fucking bronze.

anyway, OAUSA when?

>throwing a rock and sweeping ice requires performance enhancing drugs
the absolute state of russia

the weird thing is...this meldonium shit doesn't do anything, but they won't stop taking it.

Yes. The CIA slipped something into his drink to get him dqed

>usleless meldonium for curl
>useless one-time use
idk what wrong with us

>OAUSA when
impossibru

Where's the fucking asthma poster now?

None, pretty much.
Meldonium probably can't provide more than a small marginal improvement in the most strenuous endurance events (ie not curling)

Apparently a lot of Russian coaches are too lazy or stupid to actually check the banned substance list.
Meldonium's been on it for like 3 years now.

>It's just funny to roid for a fucking bronze.
In a fucking CURLING.

A lot of Russians believe so.

why did he take a meldonium to play fucking curling? Its just stupid

What do you think she's feeling right now?

she's considering divorce

zagitova is next.

for curling? seriously? americans eat brats to prepare for olympic curling.

Why is it already "so obvious that everyone dopes" to countries that themselves have a history for doping? Is it a coping mechanism? Alex Harvey, cross country skjer from Canada recently said (on Russians bring bannes) that even though much of skiing is endurance, you can never dope yourself to a better technique.

Unlike you we don't actually do it.

business idea: dope olympics

would watch 2bh

underrated post

>I'm aware that everyone dopes
Except that GLORIOUS Mother Russia doesn't.

Holy fucking kek

What did OAR mean by this?

>doping in fucking bobsled
based

Why are you guys so obsessed with average looking girls? Jessie is way hotter

No fucking way man. The russian girl could legit be a model or a high class $1000/hr prostitute. Jessie is just that horse girl you went to school with with a great body and normal hair, doesn't wear make up and has never been to a club. Cute but not hot in a conventional way.

>winning sports ie entertainment for fat balding brainlets who never accomplished anything of note in their lives and be forgotten the exact moment they drop dead
>superpower status
spotted the fat balding brainlet

How retarded do you have to be to dope at the olympics if you expect to win a medal. All medal winners get tested without fail

>can't formulate his argument in words
>>>/kindergarten/

>rating some mouthbreathing plane jane with a weak chin above Anastasia
Just walk down the road and you see tons of girls like Jessie. Anastasia on the other hand is a legit 9/10

This.

Western considering meldonium as doping

Does someone have the webm which is split picture of Russian girl and Canadian girl who makes faces like shes about to crush her skull ?

this

>doping in bobsled
>12th place

trying to compensate that literally the whole country is gay

>Russia