is Neymar lying about his height?
Is Neymar lying about his height?
Jonathan Carter
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Luke Stewart
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Leo Martinez
Yes, but so is messi and most manlets
Hudson Perry
A better pic for comparison
Adam Powell
What's their real height? I saw Mess in real life, and I'm 180cm tall, and I swear he's like 150cm, Maradona is 140cm, it's really impressionable how small he is
Jacob Adams
>140cm
Can't be, that's literally midget territory.
Isaac Torres
Both are subhuman. Who cares?
Cooper Hill
this desu
Aaron Anderson
Even better
There's no 6cm difference
Brandon Peterson
Oh yeah I bet they wish they were like you two übermensch doing things like posting Sup Forums shit here all day and sucking penaldo's balls.
Cameron Martinez
here it looks legit in the other pics he looks same size
Chase Bell
because he's closer to the camera and upright, while messi is behind and croaching
Aiden Jenkins
At least they don't defend celebrities on the internet
Nolan Reed
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Austin Evans
The Romanian literally spends all day defending CR7
Owen Diaz
neymar is standing on something there
Grayson Lopez
Good Lord Messi has awful posture
Colton Phillips
So Neymar's forehead is 6 cm?
Connor Nelson
>every flag is the same guy
wew
founds a website that says Neymar is 172.7 cm tall
Grayson Cook
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Henry Flores
What is it with black people and blonde hair? It never looks good
Bentley Clark
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Cooper Davis
Maybe you only pay attention when someone black does it
Joseph Baker
Messi using the oldest trick in the book
Jackson Robinson
All athletes lie about their height
Aiden Rodriguez
yeah it does, plus we get to laf at them for cultural appropriation so let them do it eh
William Rogers
>autism stance
Joshua Smith
t. Chicano
William Young
Blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people, brainlet.
en.wikipedia.org
Angel Reyes
i think messi is 1,72cm
Elijah Rivera
The ones that do it are part of the LGBT community
Jack Adams
why are so many soccer players manlets
Carson Fisher
I met Messi once in the market (I'm 180cm tall) he was just embarrassingly short, I could rest my elbow on top of his head. I asked for a selfie and he had to stand on a box to show up in the picture, after that we tried shaking hands but his were too small so he had to use both.
They're obviously lying about their height, Messi can't be more than 158cm.
Camden Baker
reminder that Ox' Wikipedia states he's 180cm
Jaxon Taylor
oh, it's not like their clubs measure it when they're doing exams and stuff right