We missed out on the best Lara Croft opportunity

We missed out on the best Lara Croft opportunity.

Damn, I'd raid her tomb

Who is that fat cunt?

you mean thicc woman

Casting people that actually look like the character isn't acceptable anymore. Hollywood is slowly fazing out good casting.

Lacey Chabert

Who is this titty bitty?

Thicc=\=fat

Time to get out my party of 5 DVD's and some tissues

Mein Neigger

mmm baby i wanna put my hot doggie between your baps baby, mmm I wanna give you my special sauce baby, mmm OOOH yes

you seem nice

>Not black

What do you mean?

No, Lacey is pure.

this bitch has always been so fuckable.

i'd warch AND paid gentleman of the darker melanin persuasion to fuck her brains out

We did. The Xenomorph was perfect for reboot Lara, but they had to choose the babyfaced stick-fridge instead. Maybe she can act at least.

She only gives hand jobs.

you seem like a faggot

She needs to play casey anthony in the inevitable biopic

yes please

lame

pic related would be a better choice

Damn, I would plunder that treasure.

LC isn't a 16yo girl with yellow fever