Why are finns so passive and beta?

Is it because the sauna, extreme heat kills their spermcells and braincells so they act like beta pussies also the reason they don't want to reproduce?
>5million people
>emotionless or depressed, expressionless, anti social neet guys.

even we have 10 million ppl here what is going on?

I have a little story about sauna, I can share it if you want?

PLS

>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again

no gay stories, sorry.

Dad shitting on your back?

5/5

More like strong, sylent type. How a real MEN should behave

I want a shit smearing finnish daddy ):

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Finns are true alphas. Subhumans will hate.

I went to the sauna today and I feel like a dried turd. I feel like I can't think cleary, sleepy, too chill like i don't give a fuck..... sauna is shit.

I love you finland.

Sauna will make your skin beautiful

Try drinking some water

>this thread again
Pure Hungarian butthurt

hey finns can I do sauna everyday or is it too much?

I don't know.

Yes and no

well you're not going to die or anything, you'd think the heat is bad for you but it's actually not

We reproduced more than any other nation on the plantet except maybe Chinese 100 years ago. While having same sauna. Don't talk shit about hygiene, you nomadic savage.