Film depicts a successful social interaction

>film depicts a successful social interaction
>imagine yourself as one of the characters and what you would've said/done in the situation
>jump up and skip around the room

this is literally me

>know an awkward scene is coming up
>purposefully skip it

>cringe tier scene comes on
>Stare at the floor while slowly curling into a ball

>action scene in a movie
>replay the action scene and physically act it out to match the audio

People in film never stutter, never stumble for words, randomly have to cough or ANYTHING like it.
Makes all conversations in film very awkward and unrealistic.

Literally me

>People in film never stutter, never stumble for words, randomly have to cough or ANYTHING like it.
You need to watch more low budget shit.

watch a movie with tracey morgan in it

>great song comes up
>imagine the music playing in a scene from your movie that will never ever become reality

I know that feel

delet this

>sex scene
>penis starts to dance

>something immensely satisfying happens in movie
>start flapping arms and making screeching sounds like going, "ohmygodohmygod."

normie

>good guys reinforcements turn around a completely hopeless situation, defeating the villains in an epic scene
>you try to hold tears and screams of joy although you have seen this scene hundred times already

>fall in love with Kris10 in twilight as a monogamous loyal heterosexual qtpie who just wants cuddles
>in real life she's a cheating lesbian with 5 different partners every single year

still cute tho...

What I can't stand is on-location scenes where uninvolved bystanders look directly into the camera. I had to stop watching one movie because of it.

Pretty much me for every single Lord of the Rings movie

This gets to me sometimes.

It's great when a script is solid, but flawless delivery can sometimes hinder the film.

damn user

>tfw I'll never soundtrack some culty horror movie with exclusively witch-house tracks

same

Literally me watching Gandalf arrive to Helm's Battle

Watch Lonergans films, Manchester by the Sea is a good recent example

I do this.

I'd watch the fuck outta that

>sex scene
>it ain't me starts playing

Betteer delet this buddy