What was Cap thinking at this exact moment?
What was Cap thinking at this exact moment?
>I'm going to be a virgin forever
sweet christmas
Who just stumbles into the middle of Time Square?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY HELP
AHHHHH HELP ME ANTIFA
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>tfw you realize Captain America is literally a canon 98 year old virgin
Black Widow has probably given him a pity fuck by now
how do i hold back these protein farts
at least you can fart
who are you?
>GERMANY MUST HAVE WON
>FUCK
Actual Captain America
>Holy shit there are blacks and nips all over my city
Marvels Modern Captain America
>Woah, the buildings are taller
>where did the twin towers go?
>The Phantom of the Opera is still on? Oh wow.
he's jus like me
How's my hair.
>implying there were no chinks and nigs in WW II era Manhattan
are you by chance brain damaged?
kek
>Did I leave the stove on?
I wonder what happened when someone showed internet porn to Captain America.
His shirt makes his tiddies stand out
>Why do I have to wear this two size smaller t-shirt?
It makes the nigger look a bit bigger.
he beat him up, called him disgusting, then got home and beat himself up.
Kek
Looks like the scene where he grows 3 ft. But he does wear ridiculously small shirts.
He's out there looking for Nathan.
One of her eyes is looking pass the cameraman..
What is going on?
it sucks to be united statesian