Will Smith is reportedly the top choice to play the Genie in Guy Ritchie's live action take on Aladdin

>Will Smith is reportedly the top choice to play the Genie in Guy Ritchie's live action take on Aladdin
Guys..

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So you're trying to say

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>live action remakes of disney films

you can take me now satan, i am done

If all these live-action remakes are leading to an MCU-style crossover of all the Disney princesses, I'm gonna kill someone

is his skin going to blurple?

>google it
>this is true

*smacks lips*

What if it leads to a disney + star wars + marvel crossover?

are these live action disney flicks going to have all the singing and dancing numbers? I guess it made sense for beauty and the beast but are they doing them all that way?

arent genies slaves? muslims love having nigs as slaves. they literally still do to this day. i have no problem with this

Is Disney going to keep camel washing the story of Aladdin and cast Mudshits instead of Chinks?

>arent genies slaves?
Yes they are.
Magical slaves though, they are not people.

Now that time has passed has Will Smith done anything fucking good since MIB?

I swear I can't think of anything good he's been in since he started his train wreck career with Wild Wild West

HOL UP

I used to like will smith. I hope to see the old will back again one day. Oh and aladdin was trash

the djin are demons

>a black guy playing a djinn

NOPE.

They're supposed to be Arabic demi-gods and even a type of angel in Islamic mythology

I'd kill myself

ARE YOU SAYING

djinndu nuffin

are they going to recast gilbert gottfried as the lovable raceless parrot?

the age of Obama made a lot of closet-racist black actors take off their masks and not bothering to hide their hatred of whites.

And Will and his wife are two of those people.

There are no songs in the new Mulan apparently.

nice

YOU BE SAYIN'

>Oh and aladdin was trash
This is a milennial free-zone, kid.

Not our fault you savages don't have any good actors m8.

How Can Shiny Lamps Be Real
If Our Eyes Are Not

Gen Z, not millennials

Millennials worship aladdin and other 90s disney movies they grew up with

WE BE
*conjures of fried chicken*

>2017
>funding the remake market
kill self

AYO HOL UP HOL UP

Recently saw the Aladdin production in Australia. Get that black guy who played the Genie in the show to do the movie.

...

>black people
>good actors

That's why the Oscars had to go affirmative action to guarantee black oscars, right?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

>they are ruining aladdin too
It didn't have to be this way, you chose this

implying males born in 81 are going to give a fuck about even half the disney movies from the 90s.

if anyone should play the genie its Will Ferrell

We'd all become one in the cosmos of autism.

I would blow myself up in Disneyland

>Guy Ritchie

I'm fucked if I understand why you'd grouse about Will Smith when there's a much more immediate cause for complaint.

Just get the guy from the New York show.

THAT WE WUZ GENIES?

just hire the dude from the animated movie, he did a good job

SHIIIIIIET
*wishes for warrants to go away*

GIVE ME A HUG MAN

MIB was shit. Every movie will smith has been in is shit. Get some taste.

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

>yfw SW world

>Guy Ritchie's live action take on Aladdin
the weirdest fucking sentence i've ever read

What the hell happened to Guy Ritchie?

he made 2 10/10 movies and then just flopped around making nothing but mediocrity.

BIG
BLUE

Really? Fucking Will Smith? That sounds kind of bad.

This.

Dan Castellaneta wants too much

youtube.com/watch?v=SJ_rxPKog-A

gotta say, that would be hella fr*ckin epic

I assume they want a more "traditional" actor since they are probably gonna motion capture/facial scan him.

>a more "traditional" actor
What does that even mean?

A Hollywood actor with a marketable face and voice and not one only known for being a voice actor more or less.

No edgelord, because of his retard son

It had way too many shitty pop culture references in it, which are horrendously dated anywhere post 95

WE WUZ SUM FINNA
*demands reparations after alladin frees him*

This reminds me of that Sinbad movie where he also played a genie, pretty wierd

>they are not people
neither are niggers

Captain America - Sleeping Beauty
Thor - Pocahontas
Iron Man - Meg
Hulk - Belle
Memelord - Nala

fund it

kill yourself

As much as I like Will Smith, he doesn't have the same style of humor as WIlliams.

really now, who the fuck could have thought of something as intelligent as that to say? Good contribution to the thread. bravo.

Cinderella did not (they underutilized the mice, IMO)

Why so rude user?

because it doesn't remind you of a sinbad movie, you're intentionally trying to meme about the ebin mandella effect. You're not going to get upvotes or positive responses to that kind of retarded nonsense here.

what the fuck is Guy Ritchie doing, what happened to Brit crime capers??

cool reddit meme

Will is bretty good guy, and lets face it no one will come eaven close to Williams

Sup Forums users would whine anonymously online, nothing would change, life would continue

Live action Kingdom Hearts

>Robin Williams
>Robin Williams
>Robin Williams

You mean he made one 10/10 movie twice and then just flopped around making nothing but mediocrity.

They should just have an all jew cast

kikes are pretty much arabs themselves, they're both semites

Guy Ritchie has never made a good or interesting film

Theyre also supposed to be made of fire but that wouldn't work

Is it just me or Jafar's Lamp looks great aesthetically? Ever since I was a kid I can't help but admire it.

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why would people go see these movies when they know the story and it will never be as good as their originals. i dont get it