ITT: Movies you regret not watching in the cinema

ITT: Movies you regret not watching in the cinema.

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Thats funny, I regret spending money to watch this feminist commie Reddit shit in the theater

Shin Gojira

Speed Racer

Interstellar

I saw it 4 times in a theater OP

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Why won't you Sup Forumstards just stay on that board?

Everything that i never saw in the cinema basically

I watched it twice in the cinema.

>GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I saw it in the cinema four times when it came out and once more at a screening for uni. I regret nothing.

Except for the fact that the same cashier at the movies recognised me seeing the same movie, alone, twice in 3 days.
> "I have a student concession"
> "I know, you were here on Thursday"
> "haha, yeah"

I wanted to fucking end myself then and there. I should have worn different clothes, probably wouldn't have been recognised. Or just gone to a different cinema.

Why is it so deeply uncomfortable and shameful to be recognized by a worker at some place? I recently stopped going to a taco place that I went to on a weekly basis because I ordered something and one of the workers said something along the lines of "oh that's different than what you usually get."

Why does my autism not allow such interactions to pass?

it's literally you who is in a need for a safe space because it's you who started reeeeing at a movie for made up muh politics reasons in a thread about entirely different topic

You're a fucking moron. Of ALL the fucking feminist garbage flicks available to rip on you pick the one that actually does it right? You do realize that you need WOMEN to birth children in order to create your post-apocalyptic fantasy landright?

It was great. I rarely go to the cinema, or watch a movie more than once, but I went to watch it twice.

Because he the same clothes only 2 days after

>tfw you only see bullshit at the theaters
The Water Horse
Spanglish
Deuce Bigalo European Gigolo
Leave it to Beaver (actually was an empty theater besides me and my aunt)
I sure know how to pick them

God you missed big time.

I watched it three times and it was totally worth it

Were you ducking the police or something?

Going to a food place regularly is normal.

Seeing the exact same movie, by yourself, twice in 3 days whilst wearing the exact same outfit is not.

i dont think its uncomfortable tbqh

I'm only ever recognized at the local dominoes which i order from every friday during semesters and a sushi place which I order from a couple of times a week. Dominoes already knows my order name and already has my marinara sauce ready and the sushi place gives me free miso.

Feels comfy to me desu.

i remember watching this in the cinema, had no plans going and I didn't really know much about it but some friends invited me, it blew my mind watching it on the big screen

I made the effort to go see Rogue One in the cinema but was a little disappointed I didn't enjoy it as much as this.

Fury Road was incredible in the cinema though. My housemate and I smoked a fat joint beforehand and smuggled in half a bottle of bourbon to tip into our frozen cokes. Just enough to get tipsy but still enjoy the fuck out of the movie. Great afternoon.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's just my autism

Saw it twice in the theatre - absolutely amazing. Watched it again on tv and it wasn't anywhere near as good. You missed out, senpai.

>men destroyed the world, this would have never happened womyn were in charge
>fucking sexist pigs trying to get women to bare children, MY BODY MY CHOICE
>le strong independent women
>all men are useless
>never send a man to do woman's job!

This film is one of the most blatant pieces of feminist sjw propaganda I have ever seen.

You're either brainwashed or flat out stupid if you can't see it.

I saw it a few times in the theater and I avoided it on a tv ever since until recently. I bought a 65" 4K tv and it captured the experience pretty damn well desu.

HOLY SHIT

A WORK OF ART HAS A SPECIFIC POINT OF VIEW THAT I DISAGREE WITH

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

why are Sup Forumsfags such hilarious crybabies

The revenant

>tfw got to see it in the cinema
>mfw that engine roars in the opening studio title credits

I'm telling you, the alt-right is some weird faggot cult. The fact that a gay kike is one of their spokesperson speaks volumes.

Fury road.. Hmm, it suck.

Shit bait

Blockbusters like this and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes type movies are nowhere as enjoyable on your shitty semen encrusted 13" laptop

Get out more buddy

There's a black and crome edition showing at cineworld in the uk.

I regret not seeing this in 3d.
I honestly think its the best use of 3d ever.

Try actually reading his post next time.

???

Do you even know how to read?

This.

Wish I'd gone to see Dredd.

"Who killed the world" was not referring to men you simpleton, but referring to the fact that humanity did this to itself, especially greedy warmongers like Joe. The wives came to the conclusion that Joe was a bad guy, not a hero who was going to redeem humanity from a collapsed world which was totally not our fault. For the Audiance it's obvious, but for Nux it's hearsay and radial.

The rest of your points are equally banal and the last two I honestly have no idea where you got them from. You are lashing out at a boogieman that doesn't exist. These opinions don't exist anywhere except niche tumblr blogs which are cherry picked and posted on Sup Forums for you to be mad at.

Go outside, get away from this cesspool that loves wallowing in a perceived degeneracy that we must fight against. Real women don't hold these opinions, and the few that do are easily avoided. Unless you expect them to, and thus lash out with an anti-feminist stance equal in stupidity to the one you think is omnipresent.

>Im a dumb faggot: the post
Actual lmao, how can you actually let Sup Forums affect how you see the world?

Nothing unusual there. Stop with the autism, user.

YOU'RE THE REASON WE AREN'T GETTING A SEQUEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It was great - the bit where where they POV the guy taking slowmo and through him off the top was great in 3D and I hate 3D

Lmao fury road is garbage, not one single person has ever been able to defend the lack of characterization, the bland and sterile world they present (oh but look at the chrome isn't it so unique and witty, yeah maybe they should have focused on that shit instead of 5 dumb whores and a mute crying in the desert for 2 hours). Its plot is a special kind of retarded where a group of stupid bitches run into the desert without any food with an army on their tail, realize how retarded this is, and turn around an dmanage to sneak past them and lock them out of their own kingdom (but that's irrelevant because le epic 1 armed feminist manages to kill Immortan somehow, like do you guys realize 5 women and a mute defeat an army of rolling death machines? Lmaoing at this stupid POS).
Just an absolute shit show, Nux giving up on his religion within 1 day, being presented as a troubled hero when in reality he's a spoiled brat whose mad at Immortan for calling him out for being pathetic. When Furiosa screams at the sky because her childhood fever dream of a perfect world hidden in the desert isnt true, is when I knew with finality that not one person in this movie is well written.

I was inbetween jobs when it came out.
I bought 2 dvd sets of it and all the comics they pushed during the save dredd shit.

>Speed Racer
THIS, IT WAS ALSO ONE OF THE FIRST FEW MOVIES TO RELEASE IN IMAX

PASSING ON SPEED RACER IN THEATER IS WHEN I STOPPED TRUSTING ALL REVIEWERS FOREVER

MAD MAX PLOT IS 100% FEMINIST AND ANYONE WHO DENIES IT IS EITHER RETARDED OR A NUMALE KUCK

BUT THE CAR CRASHES WERE GOOD IN 3D, WHICH MAKES THE MOVIE PARTICULARLY INSIDIOUS

SWALLOW THE FEMPILL WHILE YOU WATCH THE SPLOSIONS, GOOD KUCKS :^)

>I went in to a Mad Max film expecting Shakespeare
>I'm going to overlook the fact that the plot exists solely as a vehicle for the amazing action to take place because I have autism
>I couldn't believe how bland and sterile the post-apocalyptic world they presented was

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I hope you die of ass cancer.

see
I am udging you, your udgement is no longer comin

you literally need to get out more. im fucking glad you never saw speed racer in imax, you dont deserve it

Why don't you redditors stay on your site?

Ahahahahahjaha, there it is, amazing action. Like half the movies deaths and the reason Immortan loses is 2/3rds of his men just jump in front of their vehicle or miss and die, so amazing lmao. This movie REQUIRES you to turn off your brain to enjoy, which if that's what you want than good on you, but don't be coming in here calling that shit a good movie lmao

it like we've seen different movies, you made those themes up, none of that was in the movie. you're like those radical feminists that see misogyny in a fucking soap bar, only you see feminist agenda everywhere

I bought it on blu ray though.

Or do you mean amazing when 1 armed Furiosa overpowers and literally lifts and slams Max? Ahahahahaha

Give me a list of your favourite action films

I've been redpilled. You could be too if you werent so cucked by the Jews.

>lack of characterisation
>Fury Road

Max, Furiosa and Nux all have distinctive arcs.

>Max's identity crisis as a saviour
>Furiosa's redemption arc
>Nux's rejection of dogma and his meaningful sacrifice

The movie does visual communication so well. Furiosa's and Max's relationship in particular. Not once do they agree to actually help each other before Max catches up to them on the salt planes. Everything up to that is done in visual cues.

>It upsets me that there was a woman in the film
You're going to live a very disappointing life, women in all these films!
At least there won't be any in your life, take solace in that

I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING REMOTELY VISUAL IN IMAX SINCE, SO THE LESSON WAS WORTH IT

>MAD KUCK STILL MAD
THE PLOT IN MAD MAX WAS ALSO COMPLETELY RETARDED, IN ADDITION TO BEING 100% FEMINIST :^)

End of Eva
I'm sure there's been some limited theater viewings over the years

If being 'redpilled' means screaming at any piece of media that doesn't fit your own narrow mindset, then sure. You sound like an SJW.

Why?
I don't like most action films and the ones I do have "action" of weaponry.
I'm not particularly interested in watching egregious displays of jump cuts, absolutely retarded henchmen tactics, and fights cheroegraphed by needs who have never been in combat and think its just like muh comics.
Its a low form of entertainment, because of the low quality pit into its creation, see Fury Road.

One summer we spent at this shitty campsite lake town that had a one screen movie theater. We ended up seeing The Ladykillers 3 times.

Upvoted and saved!

Epic, man. Simply. E P I C

Road Warrior was better

Didn't you realise that all of the War Boys were dying of cancer or radiation poisoning anyway? That's why they were all suicidal.

>Sup Forumsdittor calling someone else reddit
lol

Whoever didn't watch Kong in theaters should be regretting it, it was dope

There's my point. No one can ever definably defend this garbage, just get mad at me. If you think a 2 armed woman could overpower a man like Max, let alone a 1 armed one, then I don't know what to tell you. in real life he would have snapped her neck like a chicken bone in 5 seconds, Nux too. But let's overlook this simple fact of physics that would make the rest of the movie null.
Lmao what? The movie takes place over what, 2 days? Nux betrays a lifetime of religious indoctrination because he sucks and gets called out for it, his "arc" is being a Pusey thirsty faggot who dies like he lived which is for no reason at all. Furiosa has an arc? The right hand enforcer of Immortan who helped establish his dominence over the wasteland before she decided having royal sex slaves was too far, but killing babies and depriving the population of water was OK. The Furiosa who has held onto an absolutely retarded pipe-dream of a paradise hidden in the desert? Yeah she's a real complex and well verse character lmao.
I'm not even going to talk about Max (bu-buh, my hallucination, muh guilt, so fucking lazy lmao).

>people this fucking stupid actually exist

Kong was shit.

>YFW IT AINT ME STARTS PLAYING

BEST IMAX 3D FLICK OF 2017 SO FAR

>I don't enjoy action motion pictures, I will only watch the works of Kubrick, Tarkovsky and Kurosawa
*tips fedora*

This is a lot of effort for a troll.

>all men are useless
>Max saves almost everyone
I forget how dumb people can be

You are shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=MpjADUqCgEw watch the clip again, are you trying to insinuate that a woman can't tackle a man to the ground or beat him down with a wrench?

Ah so the point is they don't need to use their brains to write, got it. No shit they are suicidal, did you watch the movie? Doesn't mean they need to throw themselves at the ground at 90MPH while screaming witness me, that's just retarded writing. Have then use explosives, have them FUCKING RAM THEM WITH THEIR VEHICLES, have them attack end masse instead of 3 at a time so le epic Furiosa can use her superhuman strength to fight them off (see retarded henchmen tactics up above). But no, you are right, they are dying of radiation posioning So I guess its only write a handful of people defeat an army of warboys, you got me there

Please continue to prove me right and not be able to defend Fury Road lmao.

When this movie cane out 98% of Sup Forums didn't like it because George Miller literally hired a feminist to help him write the script. Fuck off back to your site redditors. Sup Forums was actually happy that the pitch perfect sequel beat mad max's box office at the time

supreme taste my good ser, you deserve every upvote

tfw to intelligunt to enjoi fun mooovees

Drive

>BE A GOOD FEMINIST ALLY, PLAY SIDEKICK TO THE STRONK WOMYN AND WORK FOR HER GOAL OF SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY

TRY TO DENY IT KUCKS :^)

THEIR FATAL MISTAKE WAS HIGHLIGHTING IT IN THE ADVERTISING TO BRING IN WOMEN VIEWERS, THE FEMINISM IS CERTAINLY IN THE PLOT, BUT NOW ITS BECOME THE MOVIE'S ENTIRE IDENTITY

THERE IS NO COMING BACK FROM IT, MAD MAX 4 IS A FEMINIST MOVIE LMAO

>If you think a 2 armed woman could overpower a man like Max

You mean after he's been roaming the desert for years? You mean after he's been beaten and battered and strung up by the war boys? You mean after he's been literally used as a blood bag having his blood leached away? You mean after he's just been mounted on the hood of a car and driven head first into a storm of biblical proportion before crashing violently all the while not having a single sip of water in baking desert heat? You mean the fight where he's chained to an unconscious body, has a heavy iron mask over half of his face and STILL manages to overpower a trained killer who has done nothing more strenuous than sit on her plump ass the whole time?

Come off it you fucking autist. It's entirely plausible the way it happens in the movie. It's not a case of 'muh muh strong womyn'... He literally smacks her around whilst half dead and then spends the rest of the movie pretty much single handedly saving their damsel asses from everything that comes at them.

How anyone can seriously argue that this movie was some feminist piece is beyond me when the whole fucking movie is about a legit badass saving a bunch of chicks over and over their survival only possible because of him.

I kneel below your superior taste.

No you watch the scene again, are you trying to imply a 1 armed woman has the strength to tackle Max with enough force to drag Nux multiple feet (imagine for a moment you aren't a Nu-male, in an actual fight a sub 170 pound woman cannot move a man like Max). Not only that but the retarded slap fight struggle shit that happens anytime he grabs her, again, in actuality it would take a small amount of effort for a man like Max to break bones or snap her neck. Also its been a long time since I've seen that; this is what people are calling good action? A fucking 3 stooges esque representation of a fight filled with jump cuts? Ahahaha

>muh plot
Confirmed for pleb with no idea about cinema, all posts from you are now discarded as peasantry or troll posts.

I indeed must yield before the supreme power of your intelligence and refined taste in cińematographie
*puts katana back in its sheet*
*bows humbly*
*walks away in shame*

Not reading all this cuck discussion, just dropping by to say Fury Road is the best blockbuster of the decade, won like 5 oscars and shits in the mouth of Logan or whatever capeshit flavor of the month flick you guys are shilling. Logan was shit by the way

Thank you for your time

>knocking a heavyset man like max down wouldn't drag whatever is attached to his leg
you are so far beyond retarded I'm amazed you are able to type

>imagine for a moment you aren't a Nu-male
Do you read this shit before you post it?

I never said shit about feminism. Everything you just said is implications. Head canon you use to explain the bullshit. There is no proof at all of what condition he was kept in prior to being mounted to a car. In my head he was kept as a gladiator for months, used as entertainment for the sickly elite. In those months he trained, and ate, and grew strong. Wheeew now we both have unsubstantiated nonsense that explains things. You are right though, Max was like half dead and shit, which is why he immediately starts quipping and acts 100% fine when he joins them. If he was sick, then act like it, that's why its called acting in a movie instead of writing in a book.

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Have you ever lifted a weight? Combined, Max and Nux are at least 400 pounds. Go tell your mom to tackle 400 pounds ands see how far that moves. Why don't you go attach 150 pounds to a 250 pound weight and see how far you can move them. Idiot don't come out here embarrassing yourself, lmao "Like she wouldn't be able to move them" he says

>Everything you just said is implications.

Except the movie literally plays out in real time after his capture and you can see exactly the procession of events that leads him to be in that state.

>he immediately starts quipping and acts 100% fine when he joins them

Did you even watch the film? He spends a lot of time moving very little and mumbling an awful lot. It's totally in line with the idea that he has just been subjected to a great deal of physical strain.

>this is real time and no CGI
god damn its a shame we will never get a sequel. He wanted judge fire to be a real man on fire and the only CGI to be what they had to cover facewise to hide the fireproof suit

They call him bloodbag. It literally shows him in a cage having his blood drained. With the rest of the blood bags. How are you this retarded?

Well another success day of tearing down Fury Road, another day of Its defender going into full meme mode to defend their precious fee-fees. Maybe one day you guys will like grown up movies.