Modern Family

just found out she has 4 golden globe nominations because of this show, which baffles me cause she's without a doubt the worst part of it.. agree?

I don't watch that shit, I watch The Middle

I wanna stick my penis in her

Yes. Gloria is worst gril. Even lilly is better.

what did he mean by this

>watching a reddit themed show

I'd lick her two golden globes, if you know what I mean

this show was alright for the first few seasons, but that fat gay kid is, has been, and always will be the worst part of it.

Disagree whole heartedly.

The worst part is anything to do with the Dunphy kids.

look at these 4 golden gloebes

mmm

Gloria is kino. This whole show is kino. The worst part is probably Haley.

I don't find her that attractive desu, she's okayish but nothing to drool over for.
Her voice is also something that grinds my gears.

Being her son must be suffering, poor guy must have jacked it to his mom modeling photos at least once growing up

*tips fedora*

I'm sorry, m'lady but thou dost not excite mine loins

I bet he came in her pusy

The worst part of Modern Family is the little Hispanic boy, he's just fucking annoying

Luke too, they were funny when they were young but as they aged they became insufferable

She is the only reason anyone should watch this shitshow, are you a faggot or what?

That Ariel chick is like Mila Kunis, anything other than a front on view and she becomes a 2/10. Looks like a munchkin with that fat face and pointy chin. Can't act either, same with the sister.

Tldr; OP is gay

They've definetly had sex, she should do a biopic about it

Is Manny gay, or just a flamboyantly metrosexual latino boy?

top kek based pusy poster

it's literally a meme show, taylor made for reddit

That Ariel chick is fucking gross, I don't know why Sup Forums loves her so much. Her face is all over the place and she's fat as fuck. At least Sarah Hyland is hot.

>sex tape comes out of sofia giving a sloppy drunken blowjob to her son
post yfw

Ay Jay, who do you want to cum on?
On my tetas or hers?
Yea Grandpa, I like older men. Cum on my big untouched tits, Im pure and under just for you
Ay papi, dame tu pinga. Soy una zorra. Corre en mis senos, quiero chupar tu berga despues de cojer Alex's panochita chiqita
Grandpa it hurts but dont stop please, please. Youre so much bigger than luke, he never wants to touch me like this
Corre jay! Dame tu mecco. Quiremos to leche
>where's lily!

>taylor made

Dude lmao my whole shtick is that I have a heavy accent and it's funny because you can't understand me.
Dude lmao this is how I talk in real life so it's not even acting.
Dude lmao I get all this praise because I have huge tits.

>she`s without a doubt the worst part of it
shit taste

Oh fuck oh fuck come here, all three of you
Lily touch my balls, ill grab on all these tits
Suck, all three, suck. Can you fit the head in your mouth lily? Lick the sides alex, baby give me milk from those tetons
Im about to come
Oh uh oooaaaahhhh uhhhhhhhh fuck!!!!!

Mama yo quiero mamar!

Modern Family is pretty much the only show to portray """progressive""" """""values""""" in a good way. Even if it is reddit, it could be much worse, like Blackish.

>you will never go on a beach trip with your mom sofia
>you will never notice all the dudes eyeing her up when she gets into her swimsuit
>you will never have a secret oedipal fuck session with your MILF tier mom at the hotel
why even live?

>when she speaks in Spanish
almost feel like i should puck up the show again

What do YOU mean?

That he'd suck on her fun bags user

I want her pusy on my face and spank my ass

i am so horni

I would take it out for her if you know what I mean

Oye manny, do ju want to touch?
I want to see how big ju are now, ju never let me bathe ju anymore
My mannisito, eneñami tu pelingita

I want to say this confirms he came in her pusy but ue looks like he has 0 testosterone in his body so I don't think he is the madlad that I thought he was.

hes too chad for it to be hot.

Que, no soy sufficiente chichona para ti? Why dont chu toch

google Esperanza Gomez
Thank me later

i really dont see the likeness, also her tits are mournfull

The latter. The producers are clearly setting it up so that he and Alex end up together.

She sucks even in spanish

>the infamous green dress pic(s)

based

...

this ad was highly ironic and way too self aware

sofia Vergara is living proof that a cougar age Hispanic woman whos taken care of herself is a literal sex goddess

Have they breastfed each other? How much milk do they have? is their breastmilk chocolate? Strawberry?

...

...

All three are worthy of a feature spread in Big Uns.

i didn't know it was possible to have a voice this fucking annoying

A farmer (Sofia) accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, Sofia begins milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter (Ariel) who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold, she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

find out this summer in: Udder Insanity

YOU JUST KNOW

wait, you thought women get awards/rewards for being good at something?

Post the damn nudes before I piss meself

Imagine being her son no matter how many girls you fuck, none of them has a better body than your mom.

>nudes
dont exists

This kills the crab.

fucking hell, why hasn't she done nudes yet?

Smart pusyposter

>Drumpf wants to deport this

shes a granny now
6 years ago shes already getting flab folds everywhere

>hasn't she done nudes yet?
JLaw syndrome. She knows the only reason people are even remotely interested in her is because of Tina and Marge.
Take that away and people will stop caring. The exact same thing happened with Lawrence. Once the nudes came out everyone lost interest in her.

she needs me

He literally has over 20 different subplots of him wooing girls though

You one of those Sup Forums guys who says women are useless after they turn 17?

>yet
It seems a bit late for her to do nudes now user.

JLH never did nudes and people eventually lost interest in her

Sofia doing a nude shoot could even boost her career

There is a Colombian milf pornstar Esperanza Gomez who kinda looks like her

>It seems a bit late

Look at her pics again and say that

Worst parts are cam and Manny.

Jay, Gloria and Phil are kino.

I'd love it if she did it, I just meant she's rather old. How many actresses would start getting naked at this age?

How can Colombian men even compete?

>JLH never did nudes and people eventually lost interest in her
True. Alison Brie is another who never did nudes and was soon forgotten.

Alison Brie started taking fanservice heavy roles after Community ended though

>How many actresses would start getting naked at this age?

If they are hot they should, think of how popular cougars have become

In regards to burgerclapper's perception she may be fine latino.
But to any, and I mean ANY latin american that can also speak english, she is s fucking cunt.
It's not like Jackie Chan to Chineses, he didn't even bother learning english after like 40 years on USA, she outright play the stereotype and talk with a stupid fake accent because she knows eaglesmalldickers likes that.

Her role is stereotypical, why do you blame her?

I alredy post her titis. Look. I post. Go look. Titis

Still doesn't change the fact that almost all interest in her is gone. She only appears in shitty movies now.

>eaglesmalldickers
You sound triggered Pedro. Too much wall for you?

>gets triggered after getting called small dick
Why are you white bois so insecure? Is it because of the constant BLACKED threads?

Shut up, jesus gomez don guadalupe pequeño pito cara de perro transcilado.

shes not
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE
what do you expect? she can literally do no wrong