What do you think he's doing right now?

What do you think he's doing right now?

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Drinking beer

Making guac

Eating guac out of thirty different bowls

Prepping a Hinkley

Petting his turtle one last time and then ending his life with his guac bowl on his head and his five seven in his mouth

Helping his children fill up and set out each last guac bowl.

deleting all the amazing kek threads

kek is NOT pleased

Desperately trying to charge himself by putting his fingers into a socket.

hes probably shitting himself. he knows hes being a faggot and will be punished. you cant hide from god nigger. bid related was a warning shot

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tapping his wife's sweet goblin ass

Saying his pre-written nomination speech in the mirror

Can you imagine actually going in and out and in and out until you came inside her?

It has to be artificial insemination. Even if you figure maybe Jeb was a desperate vigin the first time, why not try to level up after that?

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

WORN OUT PLACES

Every day is Sunday Funday when you ain't got no job.

Personally, I think he's watching the RNC, but taking extra time in the bathroom to picture himself at the convention as the nominee, and picturing what the theme would be:
Day 1: "kindly applaud"
Day 2: "respectfully gesticulate"
Day 3: "do adulate"
Day 4: "If you wouldn't mind, give an ovation"

dude what are you talking about

are you saying you wouldn't tap this sweet goblin pussy if you had a chance?

i'd bend up those frail toothpick legs, hoist up that round goblin tummy, then ram my pulsing turtle head into the center of that gray, hairy mass until i jebbed right inside her

Taking care of his turtles.

Hopefully nothing. Talking to his wife in Spanish about the latest Telemundo telenovela and complaining why the naco is bad for the female protagonist but meanwhile eating guac bowls and watching footage of 9/11 on his iPad.

>tfw I remember the night
>before the election we were so happy
>it was on a bright Saturday when he told me
>when I knew i'd never feel joy again
>Donald and I were taking a ride in his beautiful convertible
>his golden hair was glowing in the sunlight
>I touch myself at the thought
>I can't help it, it's a knee-jerk reaction
>he pulled over at the side of the road
>he and I looked into each other's eyes
>each other's souls
>I open my mouth to say the words that have been building up
>"I...Love....
>he kisses me passionately
>then he bends me over and fucks my asshole at over 9000 parsecs a second
>he bends over and whispers softly in my ear,"This is my wall"
>I cum with the force of a thousand suns, both then and now
>he broke up with me after that
>and just like I did after that, I cry into my cum stained pillow
>I miss his small hands

Still trying to figure out how to catch that first Squirtle

TRIPPED OUT SPACES

Bright and early for the daily races

Watching her slaved female goblin clean off the dust of his turtle collection, probably.

Jeb!

With an exclamation point!

this is beautiful

Hes probably dead.

He wont matter any time in the future, you just wont hear about him.

They might hire a standin for special occasions, like funerals.

You know damn well he's sitting on the couch with his mother, talking about the RNC they watched together.

They're having pie.

She just told him, "You're still my little president."

What happened? I missed the RNC stream.

I thought he was gunna show up to the convention and enact his revenge.

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Do you idiots realize Trump destroyed a nice person? He lost all influence. What will he do now? Work real job?