If you were forced to listen to a couple getting it on in the next room, what would you rather hear...

If you were forced to listen to a couple getting it on in the next room, what would you rather hear? A straight couple or a lesbian couple?

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Wow, interesting question.. I really don't know. Could they be bisexual women? That'd be better for obvious reasons.

Had two female roommates hookup about a hundred years ago. Used to fap to their moans and sighs for hours on end. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

Straight couple but he's raping her.

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I vote two dudes. A cowboy and a twink.

straight couple, they would be done in 15 minutes tops, lezbos would go for about 1.5 hours

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Gay couple.

With a straight couple, I'd be reminded that I'm NOT getting any, despite the guy in the next room showing me up. It gets under my skin and pisses me off, regardless of whether he's fucking a model or a whale.

With a lesbian couple, I'd be reminded how much I hate delusional women who think they don't need no man, especially dykes. Feminism rots their brains, and next thing, they're probably going to vote for some fascistic female politician who advocates mandatory chemical castration and hormone treatment at age 2 for all boys whose feminist parents would have preferred a girl.

At least with two gay men, I'm comfortable that I absolutely don't want what they're having, and since they're men, they would probably be considerate of their neighbors and not be too loud after 10:30 to keep up a fellow male. Men have souls, so I could probably be friends with them too, despite their mental illness.

Love the sound of a straight couple going at it hard. The slapping followed by a loud grunt/moan as he pumps his seed in her

Is OP a gay faggot?

Rape doesn't really seem like a couple, I think it is more like 1.5